Eva Mendes

When Guys Choose Does Hotness Reign? Check Out the Sexy Celebrities at the Guys Choice Awards

Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she's definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could've probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.

Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, is a future star. (Idolator)

Victoria Justice looking hot as always. (Celebuzz)

Kendall Jenner goes on birth control. (FoxNews)

Elle Macpherson shows her hot legs. (TMZ)

Eva Mendes likes playing the field. (PopEater)

Rihanna shows some skin. (GossipCenter)

Ciara likes to be naked. (GossipOnThis)

Rihanna and Some Amazing Boobtastic Lead List of DKMS Gala Hotties

There's two things I love: charitable events and boobs. I guess that's kind of three things, but put into perfect focus last evening by Rihanna, who leads our list of hotties at the DKMS Gala to support Leukemia research. Rihanna brought out the low cut dress, the perfect lean, and a delicious pair of milky delight to create a display sure to get checks written for a good cause. Wow, Rihanna is like the Giving Tree, with boobs. In addition to Rihanna, Leighton Meester showed up to the DKMS Gala looking all kinds of grown up hot, as did veteran formal hottie, Eva Mendes, who never doesn't look good enough for me to kiss her feet and beg her for a dance, you know, while stealthily staring up her dress. Old habits are hard to break. Plus, I don't want to break them. Enjoy.

Eva Mendes Pictures Depict a Sexy Marrakech Weekend

Eva Mendes is an underrated hottie of near epic proportions, far too often left off Tops list, only to make those listmakers feel foolish when she appears in pictures like this looking the height of sextastic. These Eva Mendes pictures taken over the course of the weekend at the Marrakech Film Festival show the Cubana hottie all dolled up and ready to stun the world stage with her amazing good looks and hot body. I'm only sorry that I missed her phone call inviting me to this damn event. Now I'm sitting here in my tuxedo just wondering what might have been in Morocco. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame

Halle Berry vs. Eva Mendes in The Battle of the Hot Body in Black Dress

Oh, how to choose between two sexy celebrities on the red carpet looking so damn hot. Halle Berry has been a champion level hot body celeb into her second decade now, while Eva Mendes is certainly following in her tight body footsteps. Oh, how to choose between two sexy bombs. I'll take the lady in black!

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Eva Mendes Sexy Pictures in Tatler Makes Us Yearn for Eva Mendes Nipples

 

Eva Mendes, we simply do not see you enough these days. Cuban hottie. Here, featured in the September issue of Tatler magazine from the Russian motherland, Eva throws out the tremendous sexiness that has her showing up repeatedly on Top 10 Hotness lists. Yet, something missing from these pictures, with deep cleavage just barely covering her nipples, we couldn't help but want to see just a little bit more, so...some classic Eva Mendes nipple slip pictures to round out the full Mendes sexy bomb experience. Enjoy.

Tricia Helfer Nude in Sante D’Orazio: Barely Private

 

Looking for a good book to read? But don't like the actually reading part? The you should definitely pick up the photo book Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private, which feature, among others, Tricia Helfer nude. Sante's actually kind of a douche (as you can see in that second picture), but he gets to take naked pictures of models and actresses, so I guess he's doing better than me. Seriously, though, Tricia Helfer naked.

Also featured are Eva Mendes in what might be see-through panties, and Pamela Anderson naked, but who the hell hasn't seen that already?

Buy Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private at Amazon today.

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