Emma Watson

Emma Watson Pasties Deny Us the Glorious Views We Deserve!

By Bill Swift | September 11, 2012 @ 9:43 am

Emma Watson Wardrobe Malfunction at the Hollywood Premiere of 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

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Emma's See-Thru Panties

The best Emma Watson wardrobe malfunction ever! 13 Photos »

Oh, sad and tragic days, when the pasties, the dreaded pasties, block our view of potential nippletastic goodness from our belusted Emma Watson.

At last night's Los Angeles premiere of The Perks of Being a Wallflower, the delicious bit of British sunshine, Emma Watson hit the red carpet in a daring dress top that from afar we spotted as a perfect opportunity for a wardrobe malfunction derived view of the beautiful chest of Ms. Watson, and when the dress began to slip and we saw no nip, we knew something was amiss. Damn you pasties, damn you straight to hell!

MEANWHILE, NINA DOBREV ALSO LOOKED AMAZING AT THE PREMIERE

Nina Dobrev in a Red Hot Dress at the Hollywood Premiere of 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

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MTV Video Music Awards Manages to Pull in Hotties Like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry

By Bill Swift | September 7, 2012 @ 8:50 am

Miley Cyrus Shows Cleavage at the MTV Music Awards 2012

Taylor Swift Performs at the MTV Video Music Awards 2012

Rihanna Shines in White at the MTV Music Awards 2012

Nicki Minaj is Asstastic at the MTV Music Awards 2012

Alicia Keys Flashing Thighs at the MTV Music Awards 2012

Katy Perry in a Cleavy Dress at the MTV Music Awards 2012

Emma Watson is Leggy at he MTV Music Awards 2012

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Kreayshawn Exposed!

Pictures Purportedly of Rapper/Singer Kreayshawn Topless Published on her Twitter Account

Bay Area rapper topless pics leak night before the VMA's 5 Photos »

I'm still not exactly sure what MTV has to do with music, I think the last music video they played was back in '97, and the last time they were considered the tastemakers in pop music was about '92, but, god bless 'em, they keep putting on their music video award shows and the favorite music artist of young teens everywhere keep on showing up. That latter part means we have to cover it, because they do still bring out the hotties once a year.

This year's crop of the PG-rated best at the MTV Video Music Awards included Taylor Swift, who stole the show quite a bit in her musical performance, and on the red carpet, Katy Cocktease, Alicia Keys, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna. I'll say this for MTV, those are some big gets. Can't say I own any of their albums, but I do own thoughts of each of them being naughty in the back of my Corolla at the drive-in movie theater that shut down eleven years ago, kind of like MTV itself. Enjoy.

KATY COCKTEASE ALWAYS SHOWS UP BIG AND CLEAVY TO THE VMA's

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Emma Watson Way Too Dressed Up (But Still Super Hot and Cleavy) for Glamour Magazine

By Bill Swift | September 6, 2012 @ 8:29 am

Emma Watson Photoshoot in Glamour Magazine October 2012 Issue

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We saw the behind the scenes from this photoshoot earlier this week (always more fun), now, the final result of all that hard work and wardrobe changes we truly wished we'd been able to peep, Emma Watson on the cover of Glamour magazine for October.

We have a special obsession for the minxy British thespianic, ever since the first Harry Potter movie, when our love was so forbidden until the last when we were desperately searching for any signs of screen cap skin, we've imagined this sweet hot young woman manually maneuvering our wands. I can't imagine our lust ever waning, even when she's wearing way too many clothes. Enjoy.

BRALESS PANTIES PEEKS ALWAYS GET OUR WATSON MOTOR RUNNING

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Emma Watson Hot, Simple, Sexy, Behind the Scenes of Her Glamour Cover Shoot (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | September 4, 2012 @ 9:24 am

Emma Watson BTS of Glamour 2012 Cover Shoot

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Wow and damn, dang, nuts pain. How does Emma Watson manage to look so hot in such simple posing behind the scenes of her October 2012 Glamour photoshoot?

The little sheer tops, the naughty schoolgirl thing, the dressed up grown up Emma. It's all working. Many lost hope when Emma shorn her hair and looked like she was turning her back on her hotness; but she's most definitely back, and this is just behind the scenes, no airbrushing. Just Emma. Hermione hotness. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Sunbathes In Her Panties in The Hamptons; Long Island Gets a Bit Longer

By Bill Swift | August 2, 2012 @ 12:23 pm

Emma Watson Sunbathes in Her Underwear in the Hamptons

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Confession, I've never been to The Hamptons before. I think it's mostly because I've never been invited before. It has always struck me as the name of a place where rich people hang out and celebrities throw parties on summer weekends and everybody drinks froufrou cocktails and later on run each over with their cars. But, now, there's Emma Watson sunbathing in her panties and maybe it's time to finally visit.

Our belusted Hermione dipped out of her shorts for a better tanning experience and a much better experience for those of us on the other end of a telescopic lens behind the local Hamptons foliage. While it's certainly not the entirely clean view of her dirty parts we would like, a snippet shot of Emma Watson in her little cotton undies -- yeah, we'll take that. Enjoy.

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Charlize Theron Hotness and Ciara Cleavage Among the Few Reasons to Watch MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | June 4, 2012 @ 8:20 am

Ciara Shows Her Goodies in a Short Red Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Shailene Woodley in a Black Deep V Neck Outfit at the MTV Movies Awards

Charlize Theron Steps Out in a Red Hot Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Emma Watson in Mini Tight Purple Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Jenna Dewan in a Plunging Neckline Top at the MTV Movies Awards

Kristen Stewart Shows Legs at the MTV Movies Awards

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Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.

However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS SAW SOME SIMILAR NAMES IN HOTNESS

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards

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Emma Watson Sexy Bra Top Pictures Steal Our Attention

By Bill Swift | April 13, 2012 @ 8:20 am

Emma Watson Shows Skin on Bling Ring Set

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Emma Watson is out Los Angeles way filming Bling Ring, the quick to jump on a topic story pic about the young gossip-girlish burglars who ripped off a number of famous celebrity homes a couple or three years ago in Hollywood. At the time of the robberies, it seemed like some kind of real Robin Hoody story, then it turned out the burglars were just a bunch of emo-suburban-douches grown up in a world of Gymboree play dates and MTV Real World watching, so it became hard to root for anybody.

Nevertheless, it's quite easy to root for the first showing of Emma Watson skin in far too long of a time. The Britty thespianic has been filming in a little bra top and short shorts the past couple of days along the beach in Venice, flashing her bare midriff and upper butt and her sexy little Hermione-body. I guess you could say she's stolen something from us too. Our ability to stand up now without embarrassment. Stop, thief! Enjoy.