Emma Stone

Emma Stone Bikini Pictures Are Candidly Gingertastic

There are three things I want to see before I die. Paris Hilton’s medical records, the Taj Mahal, and Emma Stone nekkid. Not necessarily in that order.

We all lust Emma Stone, we do, let’s be real. And after The Amazing Spider-Man this summer, well, we’re going to have to share her fantasy-wise with every pre-pubescent boy on the planet. But, for today, she’s all ours. And don’t you know Emma has rewarded us with some not-oft ogled bits of her ginger-topped body, courtesy of these telescopic bikini candids from her poolside in Rio.

If seeing Emma Stone dripping wet in a little black bikini fresh out of the water isn’t making your Easy A just a little bit harder today, you’re not ogling properly. Enjoy

Victoria Justice, Erin Wasson, and Miranda Kerr Standouts at InStyle Golden Globes After Party

The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don’t have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they’re all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they’re hot, they truly are.

In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil’s drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge). 

And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I’d like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week ‘Attack of the…’ program. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley and Emma Stone Lead List of Hotties at National Board of Review Gala

Let the hottie-packed galas continue. 

Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.

So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy. 

 

Gangster’s Paradise

Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)

Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)

I’d like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)

Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)

First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde.  Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)

Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)

Jackpot

Kirsten Dunst flashes her bikini body. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively is getting around. (FoxNews)

Emma Stone leggy photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Kim Kardashian and other hot celebrity Halloween costumes. (Celebslam)

Denise Richards talks about her fake boobage. (GossipCop)

Rihanna goes shopping for sex toys. (GlobalGrind)

Miranda Kerr: a hotness retrospective. (SocialiteLife)

In the Hood

Selena Gomez bares some skin. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain is hot and curvy. (HuffPo)

Pia Toscano gets sexy in her first video. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lopez is back to be idolized. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland discusses her nipple slip. (TMZ)

Dianna Agron sexes up the pages of Cosmo. (Idolator)

Emma Stone is ginger perfection. (Popoholic)

Emma Stone Brings Sexy Red to the Big Apple

It’s never not the time for sexy ginger hotness, today provided by the young hot actress, Emma Stone, out in N.Y.C. pimping Crazy Stupid Love on Letterman last night and The Today Show this morning, and just looking all kinds of off-limits naughty (yeah, that’s mostly in my head, but I’m sticking with it). I think the sky is the limit for this sweet redhead, maybe as the next Rachel McAdams, maybe even bigger. It’s fun to watch hot girls succeed. Enjoy.