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Shailene Woodley and Emma Stone Lead List of Hotties at National Board of Review Gala

Let the hottie-packed galas continue. 

Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.

So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy. 

 

Gangster’s Paradise

Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)

Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)

I'd like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)

Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)

First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde.  Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)

Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)

Jackpot

Kirsten Dunst flashes her bikini body. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively is getting around. (FoxNews)

Emma Stone leggy photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Kim Kardashian and other hot celebrity Halloween costumes. (Celebslam)

Denise Richards talks about her fake boobage. (GossipCop)

Rihanna goes shopping for sex toys. (GlobalGrind)

Miranda Kerr: a hotness retrospective. (SocialiteLife)

In the Hood

Selena Gomez bares some skin. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain is hot and curvy. (HuffPo)

Pia Toscano gets sexy in her first video. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lopez is back to be idolized. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland discusses her nipple slip. (TMZ)

Dianna Agron sexes up the pages of Cosmo. (Idolator)

Emma Stone is ginger perfection. (Popoholic)

Emma Stone Brings Sexy Red to the Big Apple

It's never not the time for sexy ginger hotness, today provided by the young hot actress, Emma Stone, out in N.Y.C. pimping Crazy Stupid Love on Letterman last night and The Today Show this morning, and just looking all kinds of off-limits naughty (yeah, that's mostly in my head, but I'm sticking with it). I think the sky is the limit for this sweet redhead, maybe as the next Rachel McAdams, maybe even bigger. It's fun to watch hot girls succeed. Enjoy.

Comic-Con 2011 Roundup: Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale, Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties At the Running of the Nerds

It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.

Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall,  or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Red Hot at Friends With Benefits Movie Premiere

Finally, this Friends With Benefits media monstrosity is set to hit the streets, because I'm literally sitting beneath a pile of promotional material here so deep, it's making it hard to find all the good porn on my desk. Not that I'm not looking forward to seeing the sexier moments of the strikingly hot Mila Kunis in this certain-to-be more romantic than naughty comedy based upon yet another Craigslist-era hipster shorthand (still waiting for Casual Encounters, The Movie to be made).

Still, Mila looked all kinds of smoking hot in her little red dress at last night's premiere, and she was good enough to bring along a few Friends With Uber-Hotness, including Emmanuelle Chriqui, Irina Shayk, and Emma Stone. All of whom, by the way, if I were making this movie, would be the stars of a film about four hot girls who like to get nekkid and have casual, but committed making of the sexy before, during, and after shower time. But that's just me, a man who has had enough Justin Timberlake to last a lifetime and would prefer to see hot nekkid celebrity girls soaping each other's supremely awesome bodies. I doubt I'm alone in this regard. Enjoy.