Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski Hotness Hits the Big Time in Cosmo

Somebody's star is certainly rising. And deservedly so. Emily Ratajkowski now makes the cover of Cosmo magazine, which is pretty huge if you're a model with huge sextastic talents. I'd like to think we played some role in making Emily into a household, if not bathroom private time, name, though I suspect 99% of the credit must go to her superior genetics. If you managed to catch Emily in her extensive 'hacked' work, you noted she is pretty much perfect all over. Um, yes, did I mention all over?

Emily is one of those women who just stuns you from the moment you first lay peeps upon her, and then it just never ever stops. It's like that sensation when you taste your favorite food after a long absence and you're entire body just becomes happy. Only this is one wicked hot bodied crazy good looking woman, so it's even better than your favorite burger ever. There's meat and then there's flesh. Never the former shall triumph. Congratulations, Emily. I knew this was possible from the moment I first drooled looking at you. Enjoy.

 

Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily's now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily's chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.

Emily Ratajkowski Topless Naked Self-Pleasuring Selfies, The Fappening 2.0

 

Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don't fear the wrath of Khan. I can't give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.

(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today's celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)

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Yes, we've seen gorgeous brunette with the perfect tubes Emily Ratajkowski nekkid before, but never quite this naughty and jaunty and so fully engaged with her overly ripe melons and her box of magnificent and tender feelings. Emily's pictures remind me what I've always believed to be true, crazy hot women with amazing bodies spend at least some decent quantity of time looking at themselves topless and nekkid in the mirror and then often getting carried away with their hands on their hot selves. Also, they have a penchant for wanting to capture their own passion inducing allure on camera to share with others or at least save for posterity.

Emily may just have the single finest female form in all of Tinsel Town. Seeing as how you can see it all now in various self-seductive poses, you can certainly judge for yourself. I feel pretty confident in my opinion of Emily, from the day we first met until seeing her now as a fast rising star, about to rise even faster in the minds of millions of ogling gentlemen and Sapphic leaning ladies. Just so damn spectacularly hot! Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Working the Grown Up Cleave in Ocean Drive

Sometimes, a girl just needs to get dressed up to show off her precious puppies. Like the typically more casual and undressed super sextastic Emily Ratajkowski who got all decked out for a spread in Ocean Drive magazine. While the fancy fashion issue wasn't quite spread enough, anything Emily and that faptastic cleavage of hers is the order of the day. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before her beauty got her into more lady-friendly and high-fashion publications. I think of it less like my girl is moving out, so much as she's moving on up. Of course this means she will now likely no longer return my calls, but that won't be much of a change.

Emily Ratajkowski can play the chesty hot girl next door or the uptown made-up lady. With me, she is welcome to play anything at all. Disciplinarian female principal does come to mind. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Desperately Sextastic in Lingerie

Emily Ratajkowski is desperately hot in just about anything, or definitely so in nothing at all. It's nice to see her extending her zone of sextastic to include lingerie pics, such as this shoot for Yamamay lingerie wherein her specific bodily talents are put to solid use pimping the bras and panties I would most definitely by if I got the ones worn previously by the model. Oh, the sounds of sniffing that would come from my abode for 72 consecutive hours until I gently passed out with a smile.

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those treasured finds who gives you an initial rush when you discover her, and then it only gets better from there. She is not even close to slowing down. We can only hope her new found fame, and whatever celebrity boyfriend she soon acquires, does not shirk her from her core responsibility for nekkid hot modeling. That was the gift given to her from on high. Do not forsake your core talent or the seas will rise and the mountains will turn into valleys or something ominous like that. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless, Kesha Nip Slip, Iggy Azalea Nip Sip, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, happy days. Everyone please, gather round the not so secret Santa tree and see what treasures are lying 'round the Egotastic! tree. Of course, you know what's there already since you were up all night like elves putting them there to surprise me. Friday really is like Christmas each week for me delving into the pile of skin-filled goodies submitted by only the best readers in the world. And I mean that. Without you, there is no Egotastic! Though, no, you can't borrow my car this weekend. The '01 Camry is a classic I just can't trust out of my hands. Let's get to it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Ratajkowski barely covered goodies (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Annette'), sweet throwback to Denise Crosby topless (lovely reminiscing from 'Darnell'), Monica Bellucci topless on the big screen (sweet Monica treats via 'Elster'), Candice Swanepoel barely covered nekkid joy (delicious find from 'Owen'), Eva Green in yet another splendid topless role (Green gems from the mind of 'Max'), luscious Anna Torv covered topless in Esquire (fine peeks delivered by 'Tim T.'), Natasha Poly topless wonderments for the ladies (women's magazine discovery by 'Aaron'), Sandra Kubicka bikini test polaroid shots (test passed with the help of 'Steven H.'), Susana Molina quite topless for cinematic glory (lovely Molina mams provided by 'Kent'), Californication beauty Natascha McElhone fully nekkid in skin on celluloid (always been a wowzer, so thought by 'Lees'), Claudia Winkleman classic nip slip (Anglo headlights via 'Tony J.'), Abby Clancy panties peeking upskirt (ogle-a-boo made possible by 'Denny'), Danica Patrick ten years ago in FHM (classic Danica 'wow' justified by 'Emmy'), thespianic Thylda Bares swell funbags bare in something European (outstanding actress ta's thrown over the fence by 'James P.'), Stacy Haiduk and her early 90's perfect pert pair again onscreen (outstanding yams thanks to 'Dougoon'), Marisa Miller behind the scenes of her Boston Common lingerie shoot (oh, sweet Marissa, bless you 'Zach'), Katie French pool time skinematics (lust in pools is real lust thanks to 'Pinks'), Ashley Emma doing her glamourous globe thing (Britty lovely pillows from 'Frizzy'), SueLyn Medeiros getting into her sex tape role, quite naughty (bumping uglies caught on cam by 'Les'), Karen Gillan in a see-through lovely top (nice find by eagle-eyed 'Dave'), Kesha nip slipping in her new music video (intense scrutiny on the part of 'Zac D'), Iggy Azalea flashing nip in her new music video as well (spotted proficiently by 'fake12'), Ashley Sky quite see-through on the runway (video catwalk discovery from 'Bob'), Asian volleyball star Altynbekova Sabina tall and hot all over (a personal lust quest from 'Rob heroically unblocked in Indonesia'), and last, but not least, the gorgeous bunny hottie Alyssa Arce strutting her see-through modeling wares (much ado about Alyssa by way of 'Roger'). Man, maybe I am oversharing this week. Nah, just about right. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Boobtastic, Ava Sambora Bikini Exhibition, Coco Austin Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Holy let the good times roll. The sextastic celebrities have kicked their sharing of thyselves and hot-thigh-selves into super high summer gear with the ladies young and not so young showing off their hot bodied assets. Every time somebody bitches about the malaise and degeneration of society thanks to social media, I need only direct them to the multitude of skintastic bikini and other revealing celebrity photos that in the old days we had to climb a fence, wait a year, and then get super lucky to capture. Now it's right at our finger tips. As with everything in life, with the good comes the bad. This is definitely the good.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne bikini underwater views, Coco Austin barely covering her own ta-ta's, Emily Ratajkowski flashing her epic bikini cleave, Jen Selter and her even more epic booty, Jessica Simpson showing off her new summer figure, Maria Menounos bikini faptastic, Pia Mia Perez shooting down her top, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of 0-0 World Cup matches to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media celebrity candid shares. You will not be disappointed. Enjoy.