Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski In Free People Lingerie, For People Who Freely Fap to Emily

Emily Ratajkowski can do no wrong. Not with that body of hers. But she can do so much so right. Like any time she gets tapped to model lingerie. Even the slightly demure Free People line of underthings that are environmentally sound, socially conscious, and play Pete Seeger songs every time you snap the elastic. Oh, how I’d snap snap Emily Ratajkowski in her bras and panties.

Emily has been making men happy to be men for several years now, with her star rising steadily in the time since we first started featuring her fine female form. Those who say nekkid modeling will in any way damage your career path in Hollywood are simply thinking from a long ago era. It means nothing professionally, but ever so so much to the millions of us who experience Emily in our dreams routinely. We are a people with pearl clutching gaspers among us. Ignore them. They have their thing. We have our thing. Most notably at the moment, Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie. We win. Enjoy.

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Pia Mia Perez Bikini, Miley Cyrus Nipple Teases and Emily Ratajkowski Arm Bra Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Someday, the technology gods will gift us with a tool more noble in prurient purpose than social media, but for now, this humdinger of a digital highway provides more hotness per byte than any other invention previous to mankind. Unless you believe dinosaurs once had an advanced technology kingdom on earth that was wiped out by evil dinosaurs from another planet like I do. Then maybe there was something better. But as for what we know, three cheers for the social media pic sharing craze.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a stunning bikini shot of up and coming Pia Mia Perez, Emily Ratajkowski dazzling again with her lucky forearm providing cover, Miley Cyrus almost freeing the nipple, Charli XCX eating pizza in her bra as I always imagined she does, Coco Austin performing miracles of booty yoga, Maitland Ward flashing her ginormous lovelies, Kendall Jenner showing off in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the people who believe that receiving a tax refund means you made money to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shared visual wonderments. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski In Her Panties And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Emily Ratajkowski just hanging out in her yellow panties, no big deal. (Drunken Stepfather)

What could make boobs and booties better? When they bounce! (The Chive)

Irina Shayk shows off her bikini body in Can Cun. (TMZ)

Andie MacDowell’s daughter Rainey Qualley wearing just a coat on Mad Men. (Huffington Post)

Lindsey Kevitch has got some seriously HUGE boobage. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lopez wears a booty hugging dress because why not? (Popoholic)

Yo Ventura and her booty bikini in an infinity pool. (The Superficial)

Emily Ratajkowski Hot Topless Star Of Jonathan Leder’s Limited Edition Photobook

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If you happen to know any super fans of the wicked hot body of Emily Ratajkowski, and I happen to know a few million, you might want to direct them in the direction of hottie model photographer Jonathan Leder’s new Limited Edition Polaroid photobook of the very undressed Emily Ratajkowski. The photographer who helped to make Emily famous (along with a certain anonymous blogger who loves funbags) put together his favorite snaps of Emily from their time together and is selling but 250 signed copies of the book which would only make the best graduation/father’s day/birthday/stalker gift ever.

I say this only because it’s true and whoever bought me this book would be my new best friend. You know my address. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Jonathan Leder

Ashley Benson Topless Arm Bra, Demi Lovato Thigh Gap, Chloe Moretz Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You don’t know the pleasure I feel each morning waking up whistling a happy song knowing I’m coming into my penthouse studios to share the best looking sextastic celebrities with the world. Granted, first comes shaking off the hangover, trying to remember my name, cursing the morning light, and wondering how my girlfriend’s cat survived me accidentally throwing him out a fifth story window once again. But then the pure exhilaration of making smiles. I actually do whistle. It’s not even my most annoying or effeminate trait, but so it is. And so goes the wicked hot roundup this week of the self-shared celebrity skin-filled photos. I’m whistling again.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Demi Lovato showing off her bikini thighs, Chloe Moretz in a rare bikini top show of her own, Ashley Benson cheeky topless teasing, Maitland Ward bikini bodacious bosom, Emily Ratajkowski see-through to the blessed yams, and so much more. If you’re not flipping through these photos, it’s cool, you may not like ungodly hot half-nekkid women and perhaps you don’t love your own mother. I’m not judging. Just look. Enjoy.

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Sextastic Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie In New Yamamay Videos

When I first saw these pics of Emily Ratajkowsi in frilly sexy Yamamay lingerie, I had to slap myself across the face to snap out of the boob trance they put me in. I have loved those yum yums since I first saw them bouncing to the tune of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. Her ta-tas are truly perfect in the true sense of the word in which nothing can be done to improve upon them. That’s philosophy, y’all. Boob philosophy. I have to say that my favorite pic is the one where she has a frilly see-through unitard looking piece of lingerie. It gets my blood pumping to certain areas, if you catch my meaning. But then again, Emily has that effect on me.

She’ll be the death of me. That and all the greasy food I eat are a lethal combo on my heart.

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Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski , and Elizabeth Olsen Highlight the Hotties at the Tom Ford Super Expensive Clothes Event

With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I’m sure it’s important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that’s just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.

There’s something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I’m not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don’t think I won’t be getting that much closer. Enjoy.

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