Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski Topless Kind of in the Shower, Most Definitely Crazy Hot

 

You might care what room of the house Colonel Mustard is in, but when it comes to Emily Ratajkowski and her being topless or nekkid, I care not the room or location of theme, I care only to feast my peeps once more about one of the hottest bare bodies on this entire spinning orb we call home.

Standing in a shower in this Mark Sacro photoshoot, Emily flashes her epic chestal treats in a boobtastic close encounter of the most stiffening kind. She really is an incredible gift from Mother Nature to man-kind, one that does not forsake her obligation to share her good body fortune with the gentleman ogling community. The term hero gets tossed around so loosely these days, but Emily Ratajkowski is my hero. And I know exactly where I'd like to pin her ribbon. Oh, Emily, you are quite maddening. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Sexy in Shay Todd Swim April 2014

Emily Ratajkowski is smoking hot in the April 2014 Shay Todd Swim catalog. The model, who jiggled her way into our hearts in Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video, wears a variety of tasty outfits in the catalog. Emily sports some tiny bikinis and flowing beach wear. Me likey girls in sundresses. Is there anything sexier in the summertime then a thin beach coverup clinging to a woman's body due to sweat and sea water? I wish this catalog would come to my house. Do people even get print catalogs anymore? I remember as a young lad waiting by the mailbox for the Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog. That''s where I learned about wonders like crotchless panties and g-strings. It was a rite of passage.

Emily Ratajkowski is so beautiful that she could pretty much model anything and make it hot. She could wear nothing but one of those satellite dishes they put on dogs when they are neutered and make it sexy.

READER FINDS: Rose McGowan Nekkid, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Rita Rusic Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Talk about your growth. When Reader Finds first began in the Cowsill Holler, it was but a fledgling project, a small campfire gathering of like minded individuals sharing their favorite ogle worthy photos. Now, it's burgeoned into some kind of beautiful monster, a mass weekly barrage of the finest in sextastic celebrity visual wonderments. It's like watching your baby grow up into a much bigger baby. I can only imagine. I am proud.

This week's Reader Finds includes the righteously nekkid Emily Ratajkowski with a fresh resolution look at her infamous Treats teats (thank you to EgoReader 'Bennet'), a redux look at Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman nekkid shower scene (Silverman lady nest shall never sleep thanks to 'Wayne'), Chloe Sevigny not so surprisingly topless onscreen (topless peeks from 'Tan'), the topless hotties of the vastly underrated Old School (much obliged to 'Dustin P.'), Jennifer Jason Leigh topless in the great 80's (darling topless goodness via 'Wendy'), Orlando Bloom new girlfriend Nora Arnezeder topless in a French film (Orlando done well as evidenced by 'William'), more French actress Ludivine Sagnier nekkid in another subtitled flick (mon dieu! courtesy of 'Franklin'), veteran body hottie Rose McGowan in sweet stills from her little nekkid dancing selfie (blessing bestowed by 'Henrik'), Scarlett Johansson wicked hot in black and white shoot (ScarJo sextastic from 'Dullie'), Behati Prinsloo topless early on (V.S. angel goodness dropped off by 'Sanchez'), Crystal Lowe in some bare funbagged thespianics (sweet bare tops handed off by 'Rodney F.'), Nikki Ziering and her spectaculars in some lousy movie (blonde bombshells exposed by 'Denny'), more Greta Scacchi topless big screen work (much kudos to 'Penn'), Elena Alexandra Apostoleanu, otherwise known as our sweet Inna, topless from her music video shoot (somebody named 'Devon' knows of my fondness for all things Inna), Ron's daughter Bryce Dallas Howard topless in her memorable role (another notch on the belt of 'Ellen'), Christina Ricci super boobtastic bared for camera (more classic ta-ta's by way of 'Pinkie'), Gwyneth Paltrow topless back when everybody loved her (your Sir Francis Bacon cooked by 'Steve T.'), Holly Hunter topless when we loved to see Holly topless (throwback Thursday on Friday via 'Tom'), an even better view of Rosario Dawson full frontal (another soon to be timeless classic from 'Ricardo'), gal pals Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti topless from the Bunny abroad (blessings bestowed by 'Cpt Drake'), new V.S. hottie Britt Maren topless modeling pics AND Natalia Vodianova topless modeling pics (oh, very much obliged indeed to 'Chris'), the British and bosomy Kelly Reilly topless in the moving pictures AND Bria Murphy sideboob AND Jessica Szhor topless treats AND even more Natalia Vodianova topless (wow, the quadfecta contributed thoughtfully by 'David M.'), Lady Gaga recent nipple flash (eagle-eyed by 'Infiniti'), Rita Rusic topless as a 20-something and again at 50 (both supremely hot finds by 'Anzio'), Australian Instagram hottie Sjana Elise Earp pose downs (provided by her biggest fan, 'Sam R.'), and last but not least, a couple sweet upskirts of Blake Lively and Una Healy (dually transmitted by 'Andrew B'). Thank you every so much. Without you, there is no me, and by that I mean, you have to help me pay my past due bills. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Pimping Hotness for Fox Swimwear

Not that I mind Emily Ratajkowski, our raven haired mistress of the sextastic modeling, getting some legit, clothed modeling gigs. Good for her. Not quite as good for us, but still some stellar views of one of the finest looking ladies in all of Hollywood, and perhaps one of the most alluring bodies.

Emily gets her colorful bikini on for Fox Swimwear, looking like the girl next door, if you happen to have one wicked hot girl living next door to you who likes to strut about in colorful bikinis. And, if you do, call me, I'll bring the beer. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski, Lizzy Caplan, and Margot Robbie Topless for the Anatomy Awards Win! (VIDEO)

 

I can tell you that on Oscar night, I'll be throwing my delicate European light lager at the TV screen in anger over the poor winning results. No so much as I argue creatively with the choices so much as watching $100 in my Oscars pool flush down the toilet yet another year. The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards are an entirely different matter. I have zero bones to pick with their winners. Obviously, everybody has their personal boobtastic favorites, but there's not a one of you I wouldn't shank in the shower for conjugal time with any of these lovely lady winenrs.

For Best Breasts, the delightful Emily Ratajkowski show off and then took the cake for her Blureed Lines performance, for Best TV Show the winner was Showtime's Masters of Sex featuring most notably Lizzy Caplan repeatedly topless, and Margot Robbie winning Nudecomer of the Year for her epic reveals in The Wolf of Wall Street. Check them all out. And, do enjoy.

(As always, do not forget to signup for your Ego-special Mr. Skin membership, be a pimping player!)

Emily Ratajkowski Divine All-Over Model Body Hotness on Righteous Display

Emily Ratajkowski can do no wrong in my book. While she is blowing up these days thanks in part to her S.I. inclusion, Emily could model garbage bags and I'd walk twenty miles just to ogle her fine female form beneath recyclable plastic. Thankfully, Emily routinely shows far more, as in this Point Dume modeling session, showing off her all-over stellar young lady body that we've often seen wearing even less.

While Emily remains at the very tip of our thoughts, as it were, thanks to her risque and showy shoots, we can only hope her rise to popularity does not result in a moderation of her selfless baring of her body. For that would be sad. And I would shed the tears of a thousand men. Which is like five tears, but that's five too many. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski, Samantha Hoopes Playing Volleyball in Tiny Shorts? Yep, I’d Watch That

Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man's libidos.

Sports Illustrated sure isn't skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.