With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I’m sure it’s important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that’s just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.
There’s something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I’m not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don’t think I won’t be getting that much closer. Enjoy.
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Well, it’s finally arrived. Valentine’s Day. It’s here tomorrow. And as much as I warned and begged and pleaded and got down on my hands and knees and told you not to buy your Valentine’s lingerie, I know some of you still did not heed my warning. Which is fine. My advice has proven to be mediocre at best through the years.
But for those of you who strictly follow the Egotastic! code of conduct, it’s time to be rewarded with a look at some of our favorite sextastic celebrities in red lingerie. A typically complex theme I came up with in my basement laboratory, a bit of visual wonderment to fit the season, and to remind us all, that little bits of silk and lace are often best left to the professionals. Enjoy.
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The girls of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition got together for their annual get decked out in low cut outfits promotional lineup. It worked. I feel promoted. While the SI edition may have turned into something of a glossy brushed shiny copy of its former self, there’s no denying the underlying model talent is beyond extraordinary.
Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Emily Ratajkowski and a number of other women above my pay grade assembled to preen and pose and smile and show off their faptastic bodies in support of their recent swimsuit publication. It’s almost like watching a young hottie graduation ceremony. Man, they should really have those. Only instead of throwing their caps into the air, they can throw… yeah, okay, I now realize these ceremonies will need to be private events. Hello hot swimsuit models, just call me fifteen minutes before you come over so I can inflate my pool. Enjoy.
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When you hear the name Delta Airlines, your mind immediately jumps to great music. You have to do something when stuck on the tarmac for six hours in every Southern airport ever. To their credit, the airline did host a pre-Grammy party and invite some quite lovely and talented ladies like Charli XCX, Emily Ratajkowski, Victoria Justice, and Jordin Sparks to hit their carpet, have a few tiny cocktails and some peanuts, and be on their way.
In the midst of all the film award events, the Grammy’s often get lost each February. Which is a shame. Not because Steely Dan needs more awards, but because the pop divas get truly decked out for the big night in music. It’s a showcase of the skintastic year in and year out. If Charli XCX and Emily Ratajkowski chesty goodness are just the appetizer, I’m so ready for the main course. Cue the music, bring on the exhibitionist hotties! Enjoy.
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Well hello there, social media landscape filled with the visual wonderments published by the audience loving sextastic celebrities themselves. My how you’ve grown, in just the past few weeks and months. More skin, more photos, more delicious selfies and candids of the women who make a good chunk of their living by being super hot. There’s nothing wrong with that, especially when they love to share.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Kim Kardashian flashing cleavage in her new fur bikini, Emily Ratajkowski not wearing any clothes in a tiny outdoor tub, Adrianne Curry flexing her bare backside for the selfie, Kelly Brook chesty workouts, Anna Kournikova in a return to bikini candids, Selena Gomez boudoir posing, and much much more. You own it to your deflated balls to psi each and every one of these truly hot social media shares into your libido. Enjoy.
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Our brief and completely non-scientific review of 2014 would not be complete without a visual mention of the continued growth of the sextastic celebrity self-published social media pics. Whatever you thought hacking or public relations warnings or desires to be taken super seriously were going to do to quell the rising tide of hot selfies and candids posted to Twitter and Instagram, well, they had zero impact. 2014 saw the continued boom of sweet celebrities showing more and more skin more and more often. Who says prayers aren’t answered directly.
Take a stroll down hot candid mammary lane once more with a look at a few dozen of my favorite self-posted celebrity photos of 2014. I can’t wait to see what 2015 holds and unholds in this regard. Enjoy.
Oh, Emily Ratajkowski, first you won my heart, now my body. Please show up to accept your award. I’ll be the knee-buckled jellyfish like creature in the corner waiting for you to take me home and put me over your fireplace. I hope you have one in the bedroom.
Emily looked absolutely perfect as any woman can be in clothing at the Women in Entertainment breakfast, an event that doesn’t sound like I should be attending, but one for which I should mostly definitely be spying from the rafters. Talk about your procession of hotties pretending to eat French Toast but just nibbling on a single egg white omelet and a grape. Yum. Starvation and sextastic decked out ladies make me quiver. Emily, if you look this smoking hot in the morning, I can only imagine how alluring you will look after seventeen hours of nonstop making of the sexy in the rumpus room at my abode. I just need to find somebody to cover me on the latter sixteen hours and forty minutes. Daddy needs his naps. Enjoy.
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