Emily Ratajkowski

Chelsea Handler Funbag Flop, Chrissy Teigen See-Through, and Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Allure Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits and things that rhyme with hits just keep on coming. What a world we live in. The evil dictator of North Korea is missing while tons and tons of hot celebrity social media candids are very much present. I love this tradeoff. And it only promises to get better and better as camera technology and social media one click impulse posting continues to evolve.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Chrissy Teigen nipple show in a see-through top, Jen Selter and her amazing thumper, Arianny Celeste killing it with cleavage, Chelsea Handler chest puppy escape, Emily Ratajkowski crazy sextastic, Jessica Lowndes perfect bikini body, Rhian Sugden getting wet in a bikini, Charlotte McKinney preposterously positioned melons, Anastasia Ashley beach booty showdowns, and much much more. You owe it to my very own resurgent fantasy football team, the Ball Kickers, to check out each and every one of these steamy hot social media shares. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski In Clothes — Yep, Still Super Hot

Look, I'll be the first guy to go out on the limb and say I prefer crazy hot women nekkid to wearing covering wardrobe. I know, cast me out into the wilderness but that's simply how I feel. Emily Ratajkowski however is one of the sextastic celebrity set who defies all my basic rules and makes me tingle all over even when fully dressed. As she was at the Gone Girl premiere in New York City and looking like two million bucks.

I'm not suggesting this is a trend I'd like to see with the girls who make our heart flutter. This whole getting dressed thing ought to be treated as the exception rather than the rule. But I do suppose decorum dictates some measured response. And when you look as amazing as Emily Ratajkowski, you can get away with a hot dress and still be my pretend virtual girlfriend. So you got that in your back pocket, Emily. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan, Emily Ratajkowski, and Olivia Wilde All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

The good and flesh on film loving folks at Mr. Skin have really outdone themselves this week with a ribald and richly ta-ta filled sixty seconds of the best skin on small and big screen this weekend. It's not that you can't enjoy entertainment bereft of faptastic funbags, it's just, why would you even try when you have options. Not many people choose the cold shower when the hot works perfectly fine.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Emily Ratajkowski who will be topless in Gone Girl on the big screen but famously was topless already in her Robin Thicke video, Lizzy Caplan and Breaking Bad's Betsy Brandt both topless on the season finale of Masters of Sex, and Olivia Wilde flashing her sweet'ums full frontal and some nice rear in Third Person now out in theaters and OnDemand. It's a hoopla of the hooters of some of the finest ladies in the land. You really shouldn't pass it up.

And, naturally, while delighting in the Skin for sixty seconds, consider a full-time Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin and their content vaults of unending celebrity skin. Sixty seconds is fun, sixty hours is more of a religious experience. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavetastic Melons in the Big Apple

Sure, we've seen a great deal of brunette super hottie Emily Ratajkowski without her clothes on lately. But there's something to be said for seeing her sextastic self out in the streets of Manhattan veiled slightly behind some cleavetastic garment and looking like ten million dollars. I say ten because I know if I ever came up with the million, she'd tell me that was her new price to go out with me. Glass is half full, Billy, keep telling yourself that.

Emily is simply one of those extraordinarily fine female forms that has allured us form the time we first strained eyeballs staring at her luscious treats. The pangs have yet to slow or subside. Naturally, we adore Emily in inverse proportion to the amount of clothes, or hands-on applications of her own hands, but seeing her all decked out and ever so fine, we're reminded by our feminist friends to consider the whole woman. And, believe me, I want the whole of Emily Ratajkowski. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Holds Her Glorious Globes, Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfies, Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, to be blessed to live in interesting times. Any thought that Celebrity Funbag Hackergate would slow down the stream of celebrities continuing to share their own published sextastic candids on social media can be pretty much written off at this point. Even and especially the girls whose photos were tapped are only increasing their self-exposure in the world of selfies. I think this says something about the resilience of the celebrity ego. I know it says to me, yes, there is a higher power watching over you.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her bikini teen figure, Anastasia Ashley with multiple views of her epic surfer girl body, Emily Ratajkowski holding her own see ripe peaches, Arianny Celeste sweet cleavage, Selena Gomez bikini posing, Beyonce two piece showoff, Caitlin Stasey buck nekkid from behind, Pia Mia Perez showing off her healthy bosom, Nicki Minaj deep cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every bar that celebrates Octoberfest with discounted sausages to check out each and every one of these magnificent candid social media shares. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Hotness Hits the Big Time in Cosmo

Somebody's star is certainly rising. And deservedly so. Emily Ratajkowski now makes the cover of Cosmo magazine, which is pretty huge if you're a model with huge sextastic talents. I'd like to think we played some role in making Emily into a household, if not bathroom private time, name, though I suspect 99% of the credit must go to her superior genetics. If you managed to catch Emily in her extensive 'hacked' work, you noted she is pretty much perfect all over. Um, yes, did I mention all over?

Emily is one of those women who just stuns you from the moment you first lay peeps upon her, and then it just never ever stops. It's like that sensation when you taste your favorite food after a long absence and you're entire body just becomes happy. Only this is one wicked hot bodied crazy good looking woman, so it's even better than your favorite burger ever. There's meat and then there's flesh. Never the former shall triumph. Congratulations, Emily. I knew this was possible from the moment I first drooled looking at you. Enjoy.

 

Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily's now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily's chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.