Sadly, another year passes without me winning a Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Award. I gave up on the male categories for accolades years ago when I realized that I was so super manly, that I had completely circumnavigated the circle of gender and might find myself up for some chick honorariums. Maybe next year.
As for this year, the awards in London were still well-worth attending, if just for the sight of two delightful views in the form of Gillian Anderson flashing a good bit of cleave on the red carpet (we will never stop dreaming of Gillian Anderson) and the underrated Emily Blunt, who was pretty damn amazing in Looper and even more amazing when dolled up for the big lights on big nights. I’m not exactly sure how Harper’s Bazaar votes on such awards, but I’m guessing it must have something to do with surveying men about secret faptastic favorites, because Gillian and Emily make many a man’s list in that regard. Enjoy.
We are geeked to the nth degree to see the upcoming time-traveling film Looper from filmmaker Rian Johnson, but we love chicks more than even fanboy films, so we could not take our leering peepers off of Emily Blunt at the Looper premiere in Toronto in just one skin tight dress, pushing even her slender frame into some level of curvetastic. We already lust Emily Blunt in her usual casual dress down, but get her into a body hugging dress that we can easily imagine peeling off her body like an orange and we can already taste the juicy flesh reward.
Emily Blunt, vastly underrated bit of Hollywood hotness. Enjoy.
Emily Blunt doesn’t get nearly the attention she deserves for her hot looks and her highly maintained hard body.
And her vagina doesn’t get nearly the attention it deserves either. Emily Blunt has become one of the Hollywood mistresses of the stretch pants in the past couple of years, the skin tight crotch grabbers that inevitably lead a camel to water, and definitely make it drink. While I’m sure John Krasinski is giving the pet beave plenty of newlywed type attention, it certainly deserves some more public recognition for peeking it’s nose out in public. Enjoy.
Oh, the nerds, they did play this weekend in San Diego, a giant condensation of geekitutde so heavy that if an asteroid had hit and destroyed the convention center this weekend, sales of short sleeve dress shirts and pocket protectors would have dropped worldwide by 90% overnight.
But, with the nerds came Hollywood, and with Hollywood, the hotties pimping their film and TV and web projects to the four-eyed masses, including the likes of Olivia Munn, Emily Blunt, Jessica Biel, and other fine fair gendered specimens of hotness who had to shower at least thrice to remove the combo smell of Aqua Velva and Red Vines from their hair after a weekend of pawing at the hands of the nerd community. Check them all out, and, enjoy.
Emily Blunt was running the stairs yesterday in a grueling workout on the campus of UCLA, where she seemed to shatter my own record of 3 stairs and 3 beers by about a thousand fold in the stairs department. The hot brunette thespianic was all sweet and sweaty in her tight workout gear working her even tighter body in what is absolutely a grueling workout. Don’t say Emily Blunt isn’t working hard for that body.
Her trainer also was barking out orders for her to run the track, bend, stretch, and basically do everything we were mumbling softly to ourselves from behind our camera lenses. Like magic. Enjoy.