It’s time to pull back the sateen sash and open up the weekly EgoReader find of a faptastic kind. Truly my favorite time of the week, when hope, potential, and a whole lot of sextastic celebrity skin reveals itself like so much manna from heaven. Though these goodies tend to flow up rather than floating down in terms of happy tingles. Once again, thank you for your contributions. Without you, there would be no Reader Finds, and no reason really to keep the Internet open past 5pm.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Emily Blunt sideboob (thank you to EgoReader ‘Glenn’), Tenille Houston topless in that lousy LiLo movie (jugalicious provided by ‘Daria’), Carmen Electra pole dancing for Galore glory (oh, Carmen you are so fine, kudos to ‘Terry T.’), Jennifer Thompson topless in Femme Fatales (topless making of the sexy via ‘Owen’), Elle Macpherson nekkid at 30 in Sirens (just one of the best things ever courtesy of ‘Nettie’), a young and quite undressed Helen Mirren in early film work (Britty throwback racktastic from ‘Steven P.’), Rhian Sugden blonde and bombshell topless (lovely trio of almost missed pics spotted by ‘Barry’), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (lovely skinematics handed over by ‘Abe’), Katie Price aka Jordan in a couple stills from her private leaked sex tape files (ooh la on video la, via ‘Hank G.’), Eliza Dushku crazy hot in lingerie (a lacy find from the benevolent heart of ‘Dewey’), Willa Ford quite bodacious and topless in front of Jason (though brought to us by ‘Jorge’), Nicole Sheridan topless dramatic performance (Oscar worthy work captured by ‘Tina R.’), and last, but couldn’t be least, the clearest view yet of Scarlett Johansson full-frontal nekkid in Under the Skin (the better and betters tossed over the fence by ‘Marty M.’). Take it all in, breath, repeat. Enjoy.
Nothing says the sun will come out tomorrow quite like the bare booty of Jennifer Aniston. Has it really been ten years since Jennifer started out the promises of a full frontal topless scene in her movies, in this case, The Breakup? Yes, it really has. The film is now out on Blu-Ray for you to delight in the tight behind Jen bares in the midpoint of the movie. It was quite memorable and highlights the bare skin hotties in this week’s Mr. Skin Minute.
Joining Jen in the parade of skinametics is Emily Blunt not nude in the new Cruise film Edge of Tomorrow, but quite tasty topless in My Summer of Love and another look at Nathalie Emmanuel and her rip-roaring topless goodies in this past week’s episode of Game of Thrones. Odds are Mr. Skin has a pun based upon Grey Worm’s name that you do not want to miss. Oh, and Nathalie’s nekkid body doesn’t hurt either. Enjoy.
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Yes, I know. At some point I need to get control over my preggo fetish, along with a couple thousand other little odd drivers of my personal passion. But not today. Today I’m going to check out a bulging Emily Blunt, one underrated formerly hard-bodied hottie thespianic now curving out with new life.
Emily has continued her workout routines all throughout her pregnancy, and she’s not been covering herself in flowing shapeless gowns either. It’s form fitting outfits for Emily who already has me thinking about how I might be the baby daddy of the next little critter conception. I’m not interested in raising a child, but the promise of the procreative act with a girl like Emily does provide me insight as to how the human species has thrived for so long now. Enjoy.
Oh, underrated hottie Emily Blunt, don’t think I’m going to stop drooling over you because you’re half way to MILFland. I know some of you cower from the site of the pregnant ladies swelling up in their bikinis, while I run toward them like a moth to the flame. So swollen with life, not to mention nourishment in the chestal area.
I don’t think I shall ever not find pregnant women glowing, or in great need of a personal massage, likely with tropical smelling oils that ultimately form a greasy, slippery mess. Emily, I stand at the ready to make such a mess with you. When your husband tires of your complaints, I’ll be there for you, heating oils now to 100-degrees. Enjoy.
Britty thespianic Emily Blunt really deserves more attention. She’s ever hot in her film roles, but doesn’t seem to get much lovin’ when off the silver screen. Personally, we love to see Emily coming in and out of gyms, working out, and other sweaty ways she gets her booty in shape to display it in a tight pair of jeans, ever so perfectly on her little toned rump. Now, it’s quite rude to stare at a lady’s arse from behind, but, we’re generally rude when it comes to must-see’s, and there are certain gentlemanly waivers, like in the case of a girl in tight jeans.
I could, and am, going to peek at Emily’s backside for a little while now. If she’d like to come and slap me, just be forewarned, Emily, I will love that too. Enjoy.
Well, we surely have been enjoying the veteran hottie bikini show put on by Jennifer Aniston this past week as she takes humping breaks from her boyfriend at their Cabo resort to soak up some sun in her various bikinis, and, now, she’s been joined by sweetly sextastic Emily Blunt and Molly McNearny, the head writer for the Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as his future wife.
We love it when a smorgasbord of celebrities assemble for a bikini vacation. The more the merrier for our snap happier paps and their telescopic lenses as the Cabo resort to the stars continues to draw in the famous babes over the holidays. Enjoy.