Ellie Goulding

Ellie Goulding’s Sideboob And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Ellie Goulding‘s sideboob is amazingly amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hottie Playboy model Carla Howe might release a sex tape with Wiz Khalifa. (TMZ)

Jennifer Aniston is topless in Allure Magazine, y’all. (Huffington Post)

Kahili Blundell has got some copious ta-tas. Copious. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alexis Ren in a bikini? Don’t mind if I do. (Popoholic)

Miss World Rolene Strauss is pretty friggin’ hot. (COED)

Newsflash: Serena Williams‘ booty is out of control. (Celebslam)

Ellie Goulding Bikini Boating Continues Nautically Natural in Spanish Waters

Here’s something to note. British people don’t tan so well. Go figure. Nevertheless, Ellie Goulding sallied forth with another bikini look on her particular yacht off the coast of Spain, delighting in the strong rays of El Sol much closer to the equator than her normal environs. Everybody seems to like Ellie Goulding, and I like her too. The music, you know, I could live without. But she seems semi-normal, a couple tats, a little squish here and there, a real girl just trying to get her bikini on. Naturally, I don’t throw the world class supermodels out of my bed, would that that scenario would someday even ever exist. But I also like the grounded girl next door. Somebody to hold my hand at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in case I get scared, or fall asleep or such.

Ellie, keep the bikinis coming, you’ve got a fan here across the pond. Enjoy.

Ellie Goulding And Her Sideboob Went To The Beach

English singer Ellie Goulding showed some major sideboob action during a beach frolic in Miami. The bathing suit she wore reminded me of the sling suit that Borat wore in his movie. It even says “Sex on the Beach” on the front which is either an homage to the drink or a suggestion for what she’d like to do that afternoon. That suit didn’t slip and show off whole nip through sheer force of will. But we do get the entiree side of her funbags exposed for our viewing pleasure. Ellie is seriously sexy with her hair all wind blown and messy. It’s like she brought one of those wind machines they use in photo shoots with her to the beach. As soon as I’m done writing this post I’m going to look up some of her videos. I have a fever that only more Ellie Goulding can cure.

These singer-songwriter chicks don’t usually have a reputation for partying, but I bet Ellie knows how to have a good time. Why else would she show off THAT much of her ta-tas to random Miamians?

Ellie Goulding and Eliza Doolittle Showing Cleavage and Attitude on the Red Carpet

I’m not sure what the Attitude Awards are, but I feel like I deserve one. I’ve got the attitude of gratitude for sweet hot women such as Ellie Goulding and Eliza Doolittle, Britty style pop stars who were flashing their hot bodies last night at those very same awards in London.

We don’t often see the likes of Elle and Eliza on here, certainly not all decked out and dressed for success, but some times we do need to class up the place just a tad. Hot girls, little black dresses, skin reveals. I can see this formal thing catching on. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora As the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpets Roll In

You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.

Taylor SwiftLady Gaga, Katy Cocktease, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, and more.

Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…

Ellie Goulding See-Through Hotness in Fault Magazine 2013

Ellie Goulding See-Through Nippletastic Picture Means This Is Going to Be A Wonderful Week

There I go again being positive. I think because I just had my birthday and I’m still alive and kicking, something most people who knew me growing up didn’t expect to be the case. I like to surprise people. Not quite as merrily as Britty singing sensation Ellie Goulding does in this photos from Flaunt magazine. If I’m not mistaken, Ellie’s top is quite see-through and I can see where babies dine-in. And, it is quite nice.

There’s nothing wrong with some nipple flashes on a Monday morning, when the week is beginning, the motors are still a bit rusty from way too much weekending slothing and debauchery. Sometimes, a shot of pretty woman flashing her body parts is just the kickstarter we need. It’s certainly working for me. Welcome to Monday on Egotastic!