Ellie Goulding may not be your classic beauty, but she’s still a fair haired musical lass who captures my attention when she takes her naturally alluring self onto a boat in Miami for a little bikini vacation fun time. Not that you can’t soak up some great rays back in Jolly Old England on the three days a year when the sun appears and everybody gets the strong desire to visit Stonehenge, but Miami seems like a safer bet for warm temperatures in early January, even if your pale skin can’t handle much of it in its first visit in six months.
Ellie is quite the accomplished singer-songwriter and now she’s accomplishing the feat of being ogled in a bikini, which is music to my ears, err, eyes, and something for which I respect her more than any of her ditties, as skilled as they may be. I honor her music, I desire her body. That’s probably what I mean to say. I don’t want to dismiss what’s important to her, in fact, it’s all I would talk about as I courted her for a round of naked Twister below deck after a few cocktails. Everybody loves a good big mistake shtup when on vacation. Enjoy.
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Ellie Goulding‘s sideboob is amazingly amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hottie Playboy model Carla Howe might release a sex tape with Wiz Khalifa. (TMZ)
Jennifer Aniston is topless in Allure Magazine, y’all. (Huffington Post)
Kahili Blundell has got some copious ta-tas. Copious. (Hollywood Tuna)
Alexis Ren in a bikini? Don’t mind if I do. (Popoholic)
Miss World Rolene Strauss is pretty friggin’ hot. (COED)
Newsflash: Serena Williams‘ booty is out of control. (Celebslam)
Here’s something to note. British people don’t tan so well. Go figure. Nevertheless, Ellie Goulding sallied forth with another bikini look on her particular yacht off the coast of Spain, delighting in the strong rays of El Sol much closer to the equator than her normal environs. Everybody seems to like Ellie Goulding, and I like her too. The music, you know, I could live without. But she seems semi-normal, a couple tats, a little squish here and there, a real girl just trying to get her bikini on. Naturally, I don’t throw the world class supermodels out of my bed, would that that scenario would someday even ever exist. But I also like the grounded girl next door. Somebody to hold my hand at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in case I get scared, or fall asleep or such.
Ellie, keep the bikinis coming, you’ve got a fan here across the pond. Enjoy.
English singer Ellie Goulding showed some major sideboob action during a beach frolic in Miami. The bathing suit she wore reminded me of the sling suit that Borat wore in his movie. It even says “Sex on the Beach” on the front which is either an homage to the drink or a suggestion for what she’d like to do that afternoon. That suit didn’t slip and show off whole nip through sheer force of will. But we do get the entiree side of her funbags exposed for our viewing pleasure. Ellie is seriously sexy with her hair all wind blown and messy. It’s like she brought one of those wind machines they use in photo shoots with her to the beach. As soon as I’m done writing this post I’m going to look up some of her videos. I have a fever that only more Ellie Goulding can cure.
These singer-songwriter chicks don’t usually have a reputation for partying, but I bet Ellie knows how to have a good time. Why else would she show off THAT much of her ta-tas to random Miamians?
I’m not sure what the Attitude Awards are, but I feel like I deserve one. I’ve got the attitude of gratitude for sweet hot women such as Ellie Goulding and Eliza Doolittle, Britty style pop stars who were flashing their hot bodies last night at those very same awards in London.
We don’t often see the likes of Elle and Eliza on here, certainly not all decked out and dressed for success, but some times we do need to class up the place just a tad. Hot girls, little black dresses, skin reveals. I can see this formal thing catching on. Enjoy.
You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.
Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Katy Cocktease, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, and more.
Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…