The difficultly named, but most definitely hotly bodied Deimante Guobyte has returned to Miami Beach as the swallows to Capistrano to stake her own claim to international hot bikini bodies along the roughest sextastic bikini battle in the world. I’d say her nominating papers look pretty boobtastic.
Deimante is often referred to as singer Maxwell’s girlfriend, which only serves the purpose of making me dislike Maxwell, and imagining the horrible news of his suspicious death from jelly doughnut suffocation. Oh, how I will console Deimante with a shoulder to cry on and many deep tissue massages in areas where she didn’t even realize she had deep tissue. I keep digging until I find. Deimante, please keep coming back to the beach. The world needs you now more than ever. Enjoy.
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Lithuanian sextastic bikini bodied model Deimante Guobyte continues to hold her own quite nicely in the informal sweet lady body competition along Miami Beach. Though that lucky bastard Maxwell might be her current boyfriend, I’d like to think that someday I’d have a shot at being the guy who tells Deimante how damn amazing she looks in her new black bikini, while she’s in the process of putting it on. Or, even better, taking it off.
Deimante has no actual weak side. Her toned but soft booty seems just about perfect to me in one equally luck thong, while her front side is plenty enough to bring delightful suffering to the tons of gentleman oglers along the South Florida shoreline. She’s the complete package who I’d kill to complete just a little bit further. Deimante, you’re no longer playing fair. Enjoy.
You know you’re breaking big when you’ve got a hat with your own initial on it. Not that I’m spending much time looking at the head region of Lithuanian hottie Deimante Guobyte and her continued bikini madness run on Miami Beach of the past few weeks.
Deimante isn’t just tall and hot with a killer curvy body, she’s also, actually, that’s enough. Albeit, she has perfect a few key beach moves like the bikini top adjustment and the slow crawl onto the beach lounge chair to exhibit the pronated booty. Oh, I do so lust that maneuver. Deimante, we need to exchange hats. And bodily fluids. Soon. Enjoy.
Even hot girls need bikini buddies. Those daring female friends willing to hang out with their international hot model pals even knowing the competition in the immediate vicinity just became intense.
Lithuanian hottie Deimante Guobyte, she of the funny name but the not so funny ridiculously hot body, made her way back onto Miami Beach to strut and preen and show off her tremendous all over sides. And she brought along a friend, just to make things a little spicier in our imaginations in the least. She’s quite a giver. That booty of hers along is giving me the warmest of chills. Damn, how she does move me. Guobyte! Enjoy.
I’ve been saying that the girls in Miami need to figure out ways to distinguish themselves from the pack. Being wicked hot is barely just enough anymore. So bravo to Deimante Guobyte for adding the element of the bikini bottom camel toe to her already impressive resume of fine female form all over hotness, including a thumper that deserves recognition before the blue ribbon committee.
I happen to find it quite nice when amazingly sextastic models show me all their fun parts I likely will never be exploring in any personal detail. The same way I like to look at menus outside fancy restaurants I can’t afford. It’s vicariously appealing. Today, I’m appealing down Deimante’s bikini bottoms. Enjoy.
Bikinis, Camel Toe
Of course, this is going to be another epic Miami Beach long weekend (they’re all long there when your job is looking hot on the beach), including the likes of Lithuanian hottie Deimante Guobyte, who’s name might sound a bit funny, but whose body will only leave you crying, especially when you find out she’s she-banging singer Maxwell who you haven’t heard of in ten years.
I suppose a long work vacation gives you time to plot the romancing of a ridiculously hot Baltic beauty like Deimante, whose stripety bikini helped highlight her flawless body along the South Florida shore. One day, I’ve got to get me one of these ridiculously hot model girlfriends. It is on my iPhone calendar, with reminders, but for some reason I can’t seem to get to it just yet. Enjoy.
It might be a difficult name to grasp at first, but probably worth your ogling time to learn. Deimante Guobyte is a wicked fine Lithuanian model (much like my future bride to be) and the current girlfriend of Maxwell who was taking some heat on social media for having such a fair haired lady in waiting.
None of that makes much sense to me. I know I’d not let any social pressures sway me from sampling the delights of this lovely young lass strutting across the beach in Miami in her little black and white two piece bikini. Let other people yap, I’d tune it all out with my ears pressed tightly closed between… well, you get the idea. Welcome to Egotastic!, Ms. Guobyte. Enjoy.