Christine Theiss

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Do you love when hot muscle-bound sweaty German blondes kick your ass in the ring of life? Of course you do.

Which is why if you haven't been forced to fall in lust with Christine Theiss before, the time is now. Considered the world's top female kickboxer, this Alemanian sextastic took off the battle gear and put on the boudoir gear for FHM Germany to show that sometimes a woman needs to kick ass, and sometimes, she needs to have her ass... well, the point is, Christine Theiss is one fine looking lady after she hits the showers.

You will not soon forget the name Christine Theiss. And, on the off chance you do, she will roundhouse knock some sense back into you soon enough. Enjoy.

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