Christina Milian

Bras Shmas. Joanna Krupa and Christina Milian Go Battle Sideboob in Miami Over the Weekend

By Bill Swift | December 16, 2013 @ 10:34 am

Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets of Miami without an embarrassing battle with wood, along come housewife hottie Joanna Krupa:

Joanna Krupa Wears a Sleeveless Top Showing Sideboob in Miami

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And sultry Latina Christina Milian, sporting serious sleeveless top sideboob without the need for a brassiere.

Christina Milian Sideboob in Sleeveless Top Around Miami

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I guess you could call these two ladies true feminists. I applaud their social statements. Applaud and smile. Lots and lots of smiling. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Nipples Are Poking With the Stars

By Bill Swift | October 7, 2013 @ 12:59 pm

Christina Milian Nipple Pokes Through Her Top Outside 'Dancing with the Stars' Studio

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Well, somebody certainly seems excited to be on Dancing with the Stars.

You now, we are honor bound by male code to never watch any dance shows on television, specifically those with a high sequin count. But there's no denying several of these shows bring out the good looking ladies as contestants, including the boobtastic Christina Milian who was so amped to get in a good workout at the show studios over the weekend that her nipples nearly swelled through several layers of chest protective apparel.

I haven't seen Christina dance before, but if she has half the strength as her headlights, she's going to take this entire competition. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA MILIAN IS NOT CAUTIOUS ABOUT COVERING UP HER NIPS

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Happy Cleavetastic Birthday, Christina Milian

By Bill Swift | September 26, 2013 @ 4:35 pm

Christina Milian Birthday Full of Cleavage

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Our belusted Christina Milian turned thirty-two years young today, a number less than her chestal measurements which have provided us so much warm visuals over the past several years. Singer, songwriter, actress, and dancer.

Still nothing compared to just being a hot MILFtastic gal who loves to show off her top. A top we tribute, virtually speaking, in a gallery of some of her finest boobtastic moments in honor of her celebration today. Happy Birthday, Christina.

JUST LAST NIGHT CHRISTINA WAS WORKING HER CLEAVETASTIC MAGIC

Christina Milian Shows Cleavage at 'Baggage Claim' Premiere in LA

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Christina Milian Drop Dead Cleavetastic for An Early Birthday Dinner

By Bill Swift | September 25, 2013 @ 2:12 pm

Christina Milian Cleavy in a Tight Dress at The Supperclub in LA

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We're usually late on birthdays, today I believe we're a bit early. But Christina Milian started going big early for her birthday tomorrow by going out last night and flashing some of her killer cleave in a wicked tight dress.

I can't think of many girls that wear a tight low cut dress better than Christina these days. But I'd sure like to make a list and then invite them all to my super special private prom at my place. Corsages optional. Drinking way more than they can handle not so optional. Oh, the thought of dancing close with Christina just about drives me nuts. Don't even need the music. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA IS NOT AVERSE TO WEARING SOMETHING RED AND SHOWY

Christina Milian Shows Cleavage at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills

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Christina Milian Sweaty See-Through Dance Outfit Outside DWTS Rehearsals

By Bill Swift | September 23, 2013 @ 1:13 pm

Christina Milian Sweaty See-Through Dance Outfit Outside Dancing with the Stars Studio

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People like to say things like 'Aren't you man enough to watch dance shows on television?'. And I like to say things like 'why don't you go ask your mother' and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you're not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don't need to suffer to disprove a negative. You're smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.

There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I'm going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA OFTEN HAS A HARD TIME KEEPING HERSELF INSIDE HER CLOTHES

Christina Milian Can't Stay Inside Her Swimsuit on Miami Beach

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Christina Milian Has a Nipple Thing Going On

By Bill Swift | September 17, 2013 @ 2:41 pm

Christina Milian Nipple Pokes in a Short Skimpy Jumper in LA

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Who needs bras? Not I. I mean, not yet at least. But super sextastic diva Christina Milian and her full sized abalones. Christina was looking more than fine in warm Los Angeles yesterday without aid of any over the shoulder support for her luscious tubes.

I know Christina's funbags were happy in the uncovered position as her pokies were just bursting with delight. In my mind, they actually sing too, but sometimes I do let my imagination get the best of me. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA LIKES TO LET HER PUPPIES OUT TO BREATHE

Christina Milian Bikini Sideboob on the Beach of Miami

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures Exhibit Epic South Beach Curves

By Bill Swift | July 1, 2013 @ 9:05 am

Christina Milian Relaxes Pooside in a Black Bikini in Miami

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Why do I love the pregnant girls so much? Because someday they become super hot moms, with often even more righteous bodies. Such was the case with Christina Milian who we always paid attention to, but since entering MILFhood, well, her soft curves have become downright mandatory for gentleman oglers along the strip of Miami Beach she so sextastically haunts.

Someday soon Christina will allow me the honor of applying between two and twenty seven coats of sunscreen to her body, the actual number of coats dependent mostly on how long it takes her to wriggle out of the silk tie restraints.On that day, my hands shall finally know their first day of missionary work. It is my purpose. Yours too? Let's see who gets there first. Enjoy.