Christina Milian

Christina Milian Hotter Than All the Miss USA Contestants

By Bill Swift | June 19, 2013 @ 7:55 am

Christina Milian Sweet Cleavage at the 2013 Miss USA in Vegas

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There, I said it. Sorry, America. But Christina Milian showed up to the pageant this past weekend and made me think how much better of a show that would've been had Christina been strutting about the stage for a couple hours in hardly any clothing.

Not that the contestants were the kinds of girls you'd throw out of bed for eating crackers (an expression I've never understood, I think it's hot when girls eat in bed). But Christina and her MILFy curvy all-grown up and ready for naughty playtime body? Well, it may not be as pretend wholesome and pageant like as the Miss USA contestants, but that's what makes it ever so nice.

I'd like to crown Christina my queen and cover her sash in...yeah, I've had enough. Enjoy.

THE MISS USA PAGEANT A FEW YEARS BACK DID BRING OUT THE BUXOM GIRLS

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Christina Milian Swimsuit Hotness for Cosmo Latina

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2013 @ 8:45 am

Christina Milian Sizzles in Cosmopolitan for Latinas USA

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This whole Cosmo for Latinas periodical could prove to be quite the visual boon in our hottie Hispanic repertoire. While the magazine is for the ladies, well, the Latin ladies, it most surely is for the Egotastic! audience when it includes the likes of bubbly boobtastic Christina Milian in a cheeky swimsuit.

We've been digging on Christina Milian for some time now, with her even curvier body post MILFhood. Such a fine specimen of the sextastic, especially for the curvy lady lovers who walk with a smile among us. She's all woman. And I'm all in lust. Keep it up, Christina. Enjoy.

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures for Old School Pimping Hotness

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 10:54 am

Christina Milian Bikinis in Havana Nights Collection for Nicolita 2013

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This is pretty cool. Christina Milian in a throwback bikini pictorial for Nicolita.

We can't help but watch Christina in a two piece and this is a new one for us. Yeah, we can get into classy. As long as classy includes a healthy does of Christina cleavage. That really does make everything better. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA MILIAN IN A BIKINI, IT TRULY IS A SIGHT

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Christina Milian Busting Out of Her Swimsuit in Miami (Curves Must Breathe!)

By Bill Swift | January 28, 2013 @ 12:13 pm

Christina Milian Can't Stay Inside Her Swimsuit on Miami Beach

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Sometimes, a body just needs to breathe, to break free from its constraints of man-made cloth, and when your body contains top and bottom parts in full curvaceous form such as Christina Milian, well, they're going to bust out of most clothing joints, as happened to Christina over the weekend in Miami, wherein her inflated-til-full melons and bottomside twin sisters could barely contain themselves inside a swimsuit that really had very little chance of playing chaperone to all that body party.

We're not exactly sure what Christina Milian saw in the mirror at the store when she tried this swimsuit on, but if she saw what we're seeing and still went with it out on the public beach, well ,bravo! Enjoy.

CHRISTINA MILIAN KNOWS HOW TO WEAR AN UNDERSIZED BIKINI

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Christina Milian Wears a Dress That Could Be By Egotastic! Out to Mr. Chow’s

By Bill Swift | October 31, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

Christina Milian Shows Cleavage at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills

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Press: Christina, tell us what you're wearing!
Christina: It's an Egotastic.
Press: Did you realize it was stained?
Christina (smiling): Yes, that's how they come.

If there's one question we get asked more than any other, I mean, even more than 'What makes you think you don't have to pay taxes?', it's 'Why don't you guys have your own women's fashion line?'. Well, it's a natural fit, of course. And while we don't have the overwhelming desire to see young dudes prancing about topless like most male fashion designers, we still think we could dominate with the simple fact that we know what guys like to see on women.

And if we ever did design high fashions for the wealthy ladies of Hottieville, we might start out with something like the little number Christina Milian wore out to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night, her barely there top barely covering up her fine 'ay, mami' assets, as she strode among the rich and famous. If there must be clothing on hot women, it must be revealing. That I think will be our fashion house motto. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA MILIAN IS NOT SHY ABOUT WEARING SUPER-REVEALING DRESSES

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Christina Milian Is the Queen of Rumps for Halloween

By Bill Swift | October 30, 2012 @ 1:51 pm

Christina Milian is The Queen of Hearts for Halloween in LA

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We weren't thinking to include our belusted curvy diva Christina Milian in our Halloween sextastic costume roundup, that is until she turned around and we saw her squeeze-worthy buttockals peeking out from behind her Queen of Hearts costume.

Here's the lesson we've learned from watching hot celebrities at Halloween parties over the years -- it doesn't really matter what your costume is, if you're a hot woman with a killer body, it's going to be amazing. Enjoy.

CHRISTINA MILIAN HAS SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CURVES IN HOTTIEVILLE

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Christina Milian Bikini Happy Bouncy Fun Times in the Caribbean

By Bill Swift | October 12, 2012 @ 3:31 pm

Christina Milian Sexy Bikini Photoshoot in B3 Caribbean Magazine 2012

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Christina Milian really does have one of the most underrated bodies in all of Hottieville. It kind of sneaks up on you, like a boobtastic bootylicious ninja. By the time you turn to face her, you're already chafed and sore.

Featured in B3 Caribbean magazine, an Island zine focused on new moms and babies (of which, Christina falls into the category, on the very MILFtastic end of the spectrum), the Cuban-America songstress hottie uses some family-friendly bikini and swimsuit photos to create some rather adult feelings. Those complex feelings you never could describe, you only knew they felt really good and you probably shouldn't tell your mom or guidance counselor about them. Yep, those. Enjoy.