Christina Milian

Christina Milian Sideboob in Sleeveless Top Around Miami

Christina Milian Nipples Are Poking With the Stars

Well, somebody certainly seems excited to be on Dancing with the Stars.

You now, we are honor bound by male code to never watch any dance shows on television, specifically those with a high sequin count. But there’s no denying several of these shows bring out the good looking ladies as contestants, including the boobtastic Christina Milian who was so amped to get in a good workout at the show studios over the weekend that her nipples nearly swelled through several layers of chest protective apparel.

I haven’t seen Christina dance before, but if she has half the strength as her headlights, she’s going to take this entire competition. Enjoy.

Happy Cleavetastic Birthday, Christina Milian

Our belusted Christina Milian turned thirty-two years young today, a number less than her chestal measurements which have provided us so much warm visuals over the past several years. Singer, songwriter, actress, and dancer.

Still nothing compared to just being a hot MILFtastic gal who loves to show off her top. A top we tribute, virtually speaking, in a gallery of some of her finest boobtastic moments in honor of her celebration today. Happy Birthday, Christina.

Christina Milian Shows Cleavage at ‘Baggage Claim’ Premiere in LA

Christina Milian Drop Dead Cleavetastic for An Early Birthday Dinner

We’re usually late on birthdays, today I believe we’re a bit early. But Christina Milian started going big early for her birthday tomorrow by going out last night and flashing some of her killer cleave in a wicked tight dress.

I can’t think of many girls that wear a tight low cut dress better than Christina these days. But I’d sure like to make a list and then invite them all to my super special private prom at my place. Corsages optional. Drinking way more than they can handle not so optional. Oh, the thought of dancing close with Christina just about drives me nuts. Don’t even need the music. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Sweaty See-Through Dance Outfit Outside DWTS Rehearsals

People like to say things like ‘Aren’t you man enough to watch dance shows on television?’. And I like to say things like ‘why don’t you go ask your mother’ and then kick them hard in the knee and run. The point is, watching dudes in sequins dancing to prove your manhood is like proving you’re not allergic to bee stings by sticking your arms deep into a hive. You don’t need to suffer to disprove a negative. You’re smarter than that. So, like me, you stand outside the Dancing With the Stars studios waiting for the more prudent ogling opportunity of curvaceous girls such as Christina Milian in a sheer dance outfit, all sweaty and bra revealing and the like.

There are two ways to find buried treasure. A map and  kicking the sand up and down the beach for twenty years. I’m going with map, which currently is pointing me in the direction of a giant X on the bum-side of Christina Milian. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Has a Nipple Thing Going On

Who needs bras? Not I. I mean, not yet at least. But super sextastic diva Christina Milian and her full sized abalones. Christina was looking more than fine in warm Los Angeles yesterday without aid of any over the shoulder support for her luscious tubes.

I know Christina’s funbags were happy in the uncovered position as her pokies were just bursting with delight. In my mind, they actually sing too, but sometimes I do let my imagination get the best of me. Enjoy.