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Christina Aguilera, Dania Ramirez, and Eva Longoria Drop Latina Heat on Red Carpet of the ALMA Awards

Association of Latino Media Arts. I think that’s right. But might be better just to call it ‘Bring Out the Latina Hotties’ awards as the taping of the TV awards show brought out some wonderfully sultry sights over the weekend, including mainstay sextastic Eva Longoria, who co-hosted the show, Dania Ramirez who we’d like to sail away on a small boat with for about a year and come back with many babies, and even Christina Aguilera, the ultimate up and down girl in Hollywood who put on a strong show for the ALMA Awards.

We often gush about our fondness for Latinas South of the Border, but we can tend to overlook our Hispanic Hotties right here in the U.S. I guess what I’m saying is, fapping starts at home. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Scores a Free Photoshoot and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Lindsay Lohan makes out with a dude and he takes her pictures (Celebuzz)

Emma Roberts co-ed status. (HuffPo)

Does Jennifer Aniston have the hottest body in Hollywood? (FoxNews)

Christina Aguilera in Marie Claire. (GossipCenter)

Hayden Panettiere comes out of hiding. (Popoholic)

What’s better than a perfectly shaped backside? (TheChive)

Chinese girls in a bikini boot camp. (BuzzFeed)

Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Katy Perry Bring Low-Cut Heat to American Music Awards Sextastic Roundup

Okay, we’ve already kind of spoken our peace about the celebration of the musical arts b.s. that the American Music Awards and all music award shows claim to be. And, no, we’re not music snobs, because half of this craptastic pop music we actually like, but when we listen to it, we know it’s the Doritos chips equivalent of audio excellence. It’s junk food for the ears. But when Uncle John is in town from Humboldt County, oh, how we crave that junk food.

In contrast, what we do take quite seriously is the bevy of beauties these award shows bring out; divas of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, origins, and auto-tuned pre-recorded levels that share one thing in common — we want very badly to make the sexy with them backstage in a closet.

This year’s American Music Awards awards for noteworthy excellence in the area of wood making included Selena Gomez, who really stole the show tonight, despite the omnipresence of her 90-lbs of goof tied to her arm, Katy Perry, who has now not shown us her boobs for four full years, Taylor Swift, who still always looks like she’s trying to see into the Close Encounters alien ship when the doors open up and the aliens descend (but we still want to make many babies with her), Jennifer Lopez who put on a 40-something body show for the ages, Christina Aguilera, who has seen some hard times, but bonus points for bringing the cleavetastic, Jennifer Hudson and her new bodacious body, Albanian import Bleona Qereti who dropped some silly amounts of boobtastic, ever hot Vanessa Minillo, and non-singers Sarah Hyland and Audrina Patridge who just rev our engines in entirely different ways.

Not a bad showing, AMA’s, at least in the area of the visual arts. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Christina Aguilera sports some major camel toe. (Celebuzz)

Liv Tyler is coming back in a big and sexy way. (HuffPo)

Julianne Hough and other hot celebrities in bikinis. (FoxNews)

Kim Kardashian asstastic is real and it’s spectacular. (TMZ)

How to shower with a hot chick. (CollegeHumor)

Cameron Diaz looking leggy. (FABlife)

Blast from the past, Elizabeth Berkley, in tiny bikini. (SocialiteLife)

An Angelic Looking Christina Aguilera Covered Topless in W Magazine

Yes, Christina’s hair is eerily reminiscent of a Dee Snider wig. Yes, the airbrushers have removed most traces of the Edward 40-hands caused side saddles Christina’s been toting about lately. And, yes, Christina is using a blankie to cover up our very favorite parts in this angelic pictorial for W magazine. Still… Christina Aguilera will always have vaunted alumni status on Egotastic! for both her long run of hot looks and her unique ability to actually be a pop singer who can sing. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Brings Out the Big Guns for the Gay Walk of Fame

Now, nobody has made more lazy and empty gestures to advance the cause of gay rights than yours truly. In particular, I’ve been touting the specialness of lesbionic lust for years now; two hot women laying down nekkid on a bear skin rug pouring champagne over each other’s heaving bosoms as they prepare for a night of sweaty Sapphic making of the sexy. This ought to be an absolute right if you ask me. And it ought be televised.

And, speaking of heaving bosoms and gay rights, not to mention about a four cocktails head start on the party, Christina Aguilera was awarded a star on the Gay Walk of Fame from The Abbey in West Hollywood, and, you could see her ever growing funbags swelling with pride, and, well, that made the evening all very worthwhile. I’m not exactly sure what’s happening with Christina these days since the divorce and drunken public stupors and such, but, whatever is happening, I hope it continues to happen with revealing tops. You go, girl. Enjoy.

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, Christina Aguilera, Chelsea Handler, and Michelle Hunziker

It’s been quite a week for the former Disney starlet turned Internet self-photographer turned Sucker Punch movie launcher, all of which led her on to the Conan O’Brien show where the newly minted ‘all-grow’d up’ Vanessa Hudgens flashed some upskirt for the nationwide audience. Actually kind of a demure pose for Vanessa, all things considered.

Speaking of tough weeks, or months, or maybe even the past year, Christina Aguilera has been through the entire celebrity shame spiral, but, through it all, she remains a vocalist a good league beyond her peers and with an ogle-worthy rack, as in this promo photo for her new show, ‘The Voice”.

Yes, yes, I know. She’s not funny. And that laugh track played over her live audience over her tired Britney Spears jokes and the Madame Tussuad level make-up job and banging the head of E! to get ahead, yes, I get it. But, some of you still lust Chelsea Handler. And, well, celebrity nipple pokes are ogle-worthy. So, for some of you out there — go to town.

I lust Michelle Hunziker. The Swiss-German-Italian border blonde hottie TV hostess and model. I’m not sure why she hasn’t blown up more worldwide, but her pictures in this months Sette magazine are a solid reason why every man, woman loving woman, and suckling child on this planet ought dig the heck out of Michelle.