Egotastic
Lord knows, I tried. Searching for sexy at a Twilight premiere is like trying to find quiet at a South African World Cup event. Count Chocula shows more skin than these PG-rated vampires in procession last night for the tween-girl madness that is Eclipse. Nevertheless, my deal with the devil required me to search through 10,000 red carpet photos to come up with precisely one-half dozen photos that caused my Egotastic! eyebrow to raise even a measure. Bats!
(Pictured: AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Greene, Christian Serratos, Dakota Fanning, Lily Collins, Nikki Reed.)
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Diora Baird, Natasha Alam, and Christian Serratos: FHM Hottie Vamps (VIDEO)
I had this recurring dream during my third year of college; in this frightening nocturnal picture show, I would be laying in bed, unbound but unable to move, while some vampiric beast was sucking the blood from my body until I literally withered lifeless. Every night, for almost three months straight, I had this horrific night vision. One evening, the dream became so intense, I startled awake, and, there, standing next to my bed, holding a freshly drawn pint of my precious AB+, was my broke-ass roommate, Tully Ugoretz. That motherfucker was stealing my blood to sell for weed money!
This new movie and television vampire craze perturbed me greatly until I came upon those wicked hot she-vamps in True Blood and Twilight, who our friends at FHM put together this month in a bloody sextastic photospread, including these Diora Baird, Natasha Alam, and Christian Serratos sexy lingerie pictures. To ask which of these deliciously fanged-babes is the absolute sexiest sucker is a question worthy of a delightful, no-wrong answer type debate. Feel free to engage, and, enjoy.
FHM, bless their hottie-loving hearts, put together a brief promo clip featuring Diora Baird all (covered) nude and having her picture taken.
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