Chrissy Teigen kind of owns the world at the moment. SI covers, music artist husband, drunk ball tossing at Dodgers games. And, now this. One wicked hot spread for Esquire magazine that features our belusted Eurasian model in all kinds of glowing boobtastic and alluring outdoor swimsuit poses.
I’m not sure if Chrissy’s funbags are getting bigger or that’s just a trick of the camera or wardrobe or my ever imagining mind, but they certainly have a hold of me like a seal being taken down by a Great White. I can even feel her teeth. Chrissy, you are peaking at just the right time. That time is now. Enjoy.
Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn’t mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.
Chrissy’s profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let’s not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer’s amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.
When ESPN announced that Drake would be hosting the 2014 ESPY awards, I kind of felt that pang in my stomach like, oh, know, I’m off-demo for the ESPYs. Not that I’m not a monster Drake fan, his face above my bed next to Justin and the boys from One Direction. Still, I felt old. Thankfully, the hotties on the red carpet came quickly along and made me feel young in the soul and nether regions again.
The lineup of sextastic celebrities at the ESPY’s wavers from year to year, but there’s always some significant highlights. Like this year, Jessica Alba, the uber-sextastic MILF who can do no wrong, and Chrissy Teigen, whose new pea-henning of her burgeoning ta-ta’s has been a true delight these past few months. The duo weren’t they only lovely ladies in attendance, but after they did arrive, I had to hit the cold shower for 97 minutes to get back into caring about sports mode. The ESPY’s have flailed a bit, but there’s nothing a solid dose of the sextastic can’t make you forget about. Enjoy.
I’ve been in lust ever since I first laid eyes upon Eurasian beauty Chrissy Teigen. I like to think that her ignoring my letters and calls and airplane banners with pictures of my shorn scrote are a pretty solid signs that she feels the same about me. From her early modeling days to her rise in fashion and swimsuit and Sports Illustrated modeling and marrying fancypants singers and having a glass of wine or four and engaging on Twitter. It’s always been pure lust.
But, now, thanks to a ton of you who are ever so eagle-eyed and generous to share your discovery, here’s a wicked hot pictorial of Chrissy Teigen topless in a shoot by Sasha Samsonnova. It’s black and white which means it must be respected as art, but it’s Chrissy Teigen without her clothes on which means it should be respected with the door locked in the privacy of your bathroom or happy time corner of this world.
Everyday is a good day to be a lusty man or Sapphic leaning desirous woman. Today is a great day. Enjoy.
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You know we predicted Nina Agdal and her meteoric rise the minute she stepped foot out of Denmark, so we couldn’t be more pleased two years later to see her covering the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Along with wicked hot Lily Aldridge and one of our long time favorite model hotties, Chrissy Teigen.
There will always be some controversy as to these decisions naturally, but I’d say SI did a nice job in picking a photo of three ridiculously hot women without their tops on, not to mention bottoms to die for. You could do worse, it’s hard to imagine much better.
Congratulations to Nina, Lily, and Chrissy. There’s no denying this is the big time. Enjoy.
The theme so far on the red carpet at the 56th Grammy Awards seems to be glamor. Read that as not a heck of a lot of skin. Which is rather odd given the amount of skin used to promote and sell modern music. But I suppose everybody is allowed to pretend.
Stay tuned throughout the pre-show to this ever growing gallery of arrivals on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards, including Taylor Swift, Paris Hilton, Katy Perry, Anna Kendrick, Ariana Grande, Miranda Lambert, and more. Enjoy.