Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen Braless and Jennifer Garner Whale Tail Signal the Coming of a Great Week

At the start of each week I look for some kind of sign that this is going to be a wonderful five-day adventure. This week, the tea leaves pointed me toward a seemingly unrelated concurrence of Chrissy Teigen walking the streets of Manhattan poking proudly and Jennifer Garner flashing most all of her thong to the kids at the local Farmer's Market on the opposite side of the country. Unrelated to the untrained eye perhaps. But Egotastic! sees the duality in the sextastic of ladies' undergarments choices.

Chrissy going without a bra, Jennifer electing to flash her panties with low rise jeans and the constant need to adjust kids in strollers. Each blessed lady with a different approach. Each fitting like a piece into the jigsaw puzzle of what I am certain is going to be a spectacular week ahead. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Wedding Bell Bikinis for Beach Bunny

Anything Chrissy Teigen I'm completely down with. I could watch Chrissy Teigen spooning melted chocolate into her mouth and be a happy man. In fact, I'd pay a little for that scene. But could I be so much of a Chrissy Teigen fan that I could even delight in a view of her pimping my most feared social rite of marriage? Oh, man, that is such a close call.

Chrissy is the latest in the line of super sextastic women to don the wedding bikini look for Beach Bunny swimwear. I'm not exactly sure what the sales angle is here, that women will see these bikinis and imagine wearing them on their honeymoon, or more practically perhaps imagine if they look like Chrissy Teigen they will have absolutely no trouble finding a husband. I can't really get into the mind of women, it's a minefield no man can maneuver. Suffice it to say, Chrissy Teigen makes the idea of taking a bride far more appealing. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Sextastic on the Carpet Pimping Vegas

Chrissy Teigen swears like a a man, but she's all woman when she wants to be, like last night in Sin City celebrating the summer edition of Vegas magazine, which I believe is a periodical devoted to helping you lose your money faster when you visit the oasis in the desert.

Chrissy is one of Eurasian goddesses who kinds of lays low and then every now and then, blammo, uber-hotness in some new magazine spread or live appearance in barely any clothing. There's something to be said for a woman who is full of those kinds of surprises. And that thing is, please, surprise us more often, in even more shocking ways. I bet she has some good ones in mind. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Covered Nekkid in Blessed Bedroom Outtakes from GQ

You know how I feel about Chrissy Teigen. The perfectly blended Thai-Norwegian S.I. Swimsuit model with the rambunctious, daring, and downright intoxicating personality, not to mention that equally inebriating body of hers. Oh, and she happens to be good buddies with Brooklyn Decker, which makes her number one on my social circle get-list. I feel like I'm only thirty-seven years away or so.

But, now, Chrissy has probably outdone herself. Thanks to our friends at GQ magazine we get a peek at the outtakes form her recently published mini-pictorial in the July edition of the magazine. We know outtakes are inherently groovier than the public photos, with these being no exception. Gaze upon the Eurasian wonderment that is Chrissy Teigen. Unfortunately, contorting out some of the finer bits reserved now for John Legend. But with a little imagination... well, you know the drill. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out all the photos from the Chrissy Teigen GQ pictorial set and check out the behind the scenes video.

Chrissy Teigen Mostly Nekkid, Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic, and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Butt Shot Highlight The Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As we close out the winter season, we do so knowing that what is often considered the most frigid times of the year turned out to be some of the hottest on record. And, no, not thanks to global warming or whatever it's being called these days since its makeover. But thanks to a tremendous several months of self-published hotness on the part of our favorite celebrities. Girls so hot, they just have to share themselves with the world. It's not a curse, it's a blessing, for us at least.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing major bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off a little bikini butt cleave of her own, Candice Swanepoel flashing buns of steel, Chrissy Teigen getting sprayed down blurred nekkid, Draya Michele swimsuit boobtastic, Rosa Acosta squatting asstastic, and so much more. You owe it St. Patrick to drink til you puke green, and to check out every single one of these wicked hot Twitpics. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Bikini Candid Wow for Nike Photoshoot in Miami

Well, hello, Chrissy Teigen.

It's been some time since last we saw our Eurasian blend of something teasy and bouncy and wonderful, but now she's back and looking all kinds of bikini body alluring on the set of a photoshoot for Nike. We're guessing it's not shoes that she's pimping, but probably something nearer and dearer to our heart, as in the parts near to her heart that we are blindly leering at this very moment.

We are big Chrissy Teigen fans from back in the day and we don't see that slowing down any time soon. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Sextastic Additions to Her ‘Me in My Place’ Boudoir Pictorial

If you've been reading this site for a while now, you know of our lust affair for super hottie Eurasian model Chrissy Teigen and everything she stands for, or, you know, makes things stand up on us. So when the guys at Me in My Place asked us if we'd like to feature some new views from Chrissy's amazingly sextastic boudoir photoshoot with MIMP, we muttered and fumbled for words, wiped the drool from our mouths, and said, 'Yes, please, mother may I?'

And, behold, hotness personified A glimpse into the bendy stretch little cotton underthings clad hot Chrissy Teigen. We don't just need a cold shower, we need a block of dry ice secured to the underside of our gunny sacks, lest we be arrested walking too close to a park or school with a situation we called the doctor about after four hours over four hours ago. Chrissy Teigen and Me in My Place, a match made in her heavenly looks. Enjoy.

MIMP Photographer Michael Edwards has been busy putting up an entire set of Chrissy Teigen outtakes from her infamous shoot. Do check them out.

(And don't forget the webs best web app, Me in My Place web app, for all your online celebs in their bedroom viewing time pleasure.)