Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen Mostly Nekkid, Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic, and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Butt Shot Highlight The Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As we close out the winter season, we do so knowing that what is often considered the most frigid times of the year turned out to be some of the hottest on record. And, no, not thanks to global warming or whatever it's being called these days since its makeover. But thanks to a tremendous several months of self-published hotness on the part of our favorite celebrities. Girls so hot, they just have to share themselves with the world. It's not a curse, it's a blessing, for us at least.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing major bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off a little bikini butt cleave of her own, Candice Swanepoel flashing buns of steel, Chrissy Teigen getting sprayed down blurred nekkid, Draya Michele swimsuit boobtastic, Rosa Acosta squatting asstastic, and so much more. You owe it St. Patrick to drink til you puke green, and to check out every single one of these wicked hot Twitpics. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Bikini Candid Wow for Nike Photoshoot in Miami

Well, hello, Chrissy Teigen.

It's been some time since last we saw our Eurasian blend of something teasy and bouncy and wonderful, but now she's back and looking all kinds of bikini body alluring on the set of a photoshoot for Nike. We're guessing it's not shoes that she's pimping, but probably something nearer and dearer to our heart, as in the parts near to her heart that we are blindly leering at this very moment.

We are big Chrissy Teigen fans from back in the day and we don't see that slowing down any time soon. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Sextastic Additions to Her ‘Me in My Place’ Boudoir Pictorial

If you've been reading this site for a while now, you know of our lust affair for super hottie Eurasian model Chrissy Teigen and everything she stands for, or, you know, makes things stand up on us. So when the guys at Me in My Place asked us if we'd like to feature some new views from Chrissy's amazingly sextastic boudoir photoshoot with MIMP, we muttered and fumbled for words, wiped the drool from our mouths, and said, 'Yes, please, mother may I?'

And, behold, hotness personified A glimpse into the bendy stretch little cotton underthings clad hot Chrissy Teigen. We don't just need a cold shower, we need a block of dry ice secured to the underside of our gunny sacks, lest we be arrested walking too close to a park or school with a situation we called the doctor about after four hours over four hours ago. Chrissy Teigen and Me in My Place, a match made in her heavenly looks. Enjoy.

MIMP Photographer Michael Edwards has been busy putting up an entire set of Chrissy Teigen outtakes from her infamous shoot. Do check them out.

(And don't forget the webs best web app, Me in My Place web app, for all your online celebs in their bedroom viewing time pleasure.)

Chrissy Teigen Drops the Norske Hotness in Esquire

We do so lust pretty much anything and everything Chrissy Teigen related. The Thai-Norwegian hottie forecasts for us how hot this entire planet will become when attractive people from all cultures and backgrounds can freely bang the shizz out of each other and produce amazing looking offspring. In her latest mini-pictorial in Esquire magazine, Chrissy shows off her playful side, while we imagine playing with her super hot body.

Hey, honesty is always the best policy. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal vs. Chrissy Teigen for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine Bikini Hotness Battle

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Last week we saw the photoshoot spreads, now, the publication photos and this morning feeling like we need a good battle between a couple of the real standout hotties in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, namely, Nina Agdal, the Danish princess for whom we predicted a monster breakout 2012 year of Nina-hotness, and Chrissy Teigen, who we begged for years to make babies with us, so we could have Eurasian-Egotastic offspring, but she went and ruined everything by getting engaged to John Legend. Still, she looks damn hot in a bikini; so our feelings remain bittersweet (and mostly sweet).

Bikini on bikini. There will be no blood shed. But you'd still better lay down the plastic sheets, if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.

Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart Lead List of Super Hotties at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Kick-Off Party

Well, yes of course there's going to be a bevy of beauty at a kick-off party for the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition because the party is all about honoring the world-class bikini models currently filling the pages of the magazine. And, yes, of course, somehow, our invitation got lost in the mail. Which is pretty unfortunate, because we had already purchased our six-legged Southwest Airlines ticket to get across the country (I think one leg of the Southwest trip involved taking off from Topeka then landing at the other side of the airport.)

While all the ladies of my current dreams looked exceedingly hot last night, Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart probably stole the hottie crown for the evening, and that's saying a ton at a party with the likes of Nina Agdal, Cintia Dicker, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Upton, and Bar Refaeli. Now, that's a prime time pimping guest list.. Enjoy.

More 2012 SI Swimsuit Hotness: Chrissy Teigen, Izabel Goulart, and Genevieve Morton

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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And the bikini just keep on rolling on.

Sports Illustrated has come a long way since the cover model and a few interior shots of supermodel hotties in two-piece bathing suits. Now, it's a monster pictorial jam of exotic beauties in exotic locations flashing exotic bodies. This is what we call progress. Not that the old school SI Swimsuit Editions didn't produce a ton of classic hot bikini moments, much to the benefit of fapping sports fans from generations past.

Adding to the seemingly never ending list of bikini sextastic models in the 2012 edition are smoking-sexy Eurasian Chrissy Teigen, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart, and South African super busty swimsuit model, Genevieve Morton. Like a United Nations of super beach hotness. Enjoy.

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