Your heart will go on and maybe your unmentionables will grow long for the first time in your life to thoughts and visuals of French-Cannuckian diva Celine Dion who shows a side of herself in V-Magazine we haven’t see much before outside of our occasionally inexplicable naughty dreams where random folks like Celine Dion and the lady fishmonger at our local Vietnamese grocer suddenly appear in some bizarre getups and we prematurely soil ourselves.
But this one, this one is entirely explainable. Celine looks pretty damn teasy good. Am I paying $130 to see her sing at Caesar’s Palace? Yeah, no. But I am checking her out for free on Egotastic!, naturally. Enjoy.