I don’t watch American Idol. I think it’s pretty much the worst thing ever on TV. However, I might have to start watching this year, because first there was some contestant called “Bikini Girl” who was insanely hot, and now there’s this girl, Casey Carlson, who as you can see is probably one of the hottest girls ever. So, do I put up with Simon, Randy, and Paula, to catch a fleeting glimpse of these beautiful girls? No. That’s what the Internet is for!