The holiday season hardly puts a a damper on the 365-days a year effort of our favorite celebrity hotties from self publishing skin-filled pictures of themselves to keep their fans chomping at the bit for more. Sort of all-year round not so secret sextastic Santa Claus series of givings, with images of their own hot-selves as the presents. It’s fairly genius.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a few hot shots of super hottie Candice Swanepoel, Candace Bailey motorboating Sara Jean Underwood, Amanda Bynes cleavage, Heidi Klum sunbathing sans top, Ashley Tisdale dancing, and much much more. You owe it to St. Nick, the patron saint of toy trains (and never received GI Joe action figures for me) to check out each and every one of these celebrity self-published pics. Enjoy.
I think we drank too much of Granny Winter’s spiked cider last weekend and totally forgot about our thankful tribute to the inventor of the yoga stretch pants bottoms, the now preferred method of casual time dress for so many of our favorite celebrity hotties. But to whatever genius invented these camel toe and butt-cleaving items of apparel, and to whomever made them truly popular among the hot bodied celebrity set, we truly, deeply, and madly give your serious props.
Check out our tribute gallery to yoga stretch pants and our favorite celebrities who wear them in sweet exhibitionist fashion. Enjoy.
We will take Candace Bailey hot pictures any way we can, including in the December edition of Men’s Fitness magazine.
On a plane on a train on a boat or with a goat. Candace Bailey revs our fanboy motors and the chance to see her looking fit and healthy just makes us want to get off the couch, stretch, run to the fridge for a beer, sit back down on the couch, and ogle Candace Bailey for a few more couch potato hours. It’s a vicious circle we desperately embrace. Enjoy.
With news that Attack of the Show would be canceled by G4 and that the sextastic minxish Candace Bailey might just be standing in the unemployed line soon, well, if she’s standing in the unemployment line in a bikini and tiny shorts as she is in her NewMediaRockstars photoshoot, she won’t be out of work long.
We’ve had a monster crush on Candace Bailey for a good long while now, and we have plenty of jobs in mind for her. Call us, Candace, we’re in the book (specifically, that photo book at the police station they make you look through to see if you recognize the man who touched you inappropriately on the train, but, hey, there’s no such thing as bad publicity). Enjoy.
Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can’t get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.