Brittney Palmer

Brittney Palmer Covered Topless in FHM for the 99.9% of You Who Love Super Hot Ring Girls

By Bill Swift | November 7, 2012 @ 10:53 am

Brittney Palmer Covered Topless FHM Photoshoot November 2012

Yesterday, we saw the amazing behind the scenes of this smoking hot Brittney Palmer shoot for FHM magazine, now check out the results of all that hard-bodied work.

We're not in the position to start ranking our favorite UFC Rings Girls, it'd be like deciding which child you love the most (which I know you parents are actually doing, and just keeping a secret, although I heard my dad's secret one drunken evening, and I was ranked near the bottom of the brood), but we will say that Brittney Palmer is a girl we can not stop dreaming of walking in heels around our bed with a sign that reads, 'Round 3' as we beg for a ten minute refractory break from our sweaty love making. Enjoy.

(If you missed the Brittney Palmer FHM video, check it out now, seriously, right the fuck now.)

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Brittney Palmer Crazy Sexy Behind the Scenes of Her FHM Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

Brittney Palmer FHM November 2012 Screencaps

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Wow, UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer comes up big and strong and sexy and crazy hot in this look behind the scenes of her current FHM magazine photoshoot.

We're already long-time fascinated and head-over-heels in lust with Brittney Palmer, in good measure because of her Playboy pictorial earlier this year where she finally took it all off (click here to join PlayboyPlus to see the full birthday suit photos of Brittney among other nekkid niceties) but now we're about to go overboard, way overboard, with infatuation after viewing Brittney in candid form at the production of her photoshoot. Some girls are just crazy hot. Brittney Palmer is some of those girls.

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Brittney Palmer Bikini Pictures Bring Some Octagonal Heat to Miami Beach

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2012 @ 9:39 am

Brittney Palmer in a Pink and Blue Bikini in Miami

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Brittney Palmer Nekkid

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UFC Ring Girl and all-around super-hottie Brittney Palmer did us the tremendous pleasure of stripping down to a bikini along the Florida coast for an ogle-worthy glimpse of her sweet hot body.

As you know, we are preordained to lust all things UFC Ring Girl, so we're already huge Brittney Palmer fans, but in that little pink and blue bikini, those sweet melons and that firm body, it's almost too much. (But too much is never enough, so be sure to check out Brittney Palmer in her Playboy pictorial from March -- epic epic hot.) Enjoy.

Audrina Patrdige vs. Brittney Palmer in Battle Lolli Sucking Cleavetastic Vegas Pimpstress

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2012 @ 11:56 am

Now, that's a mouthful, or two or four. You know we love when our sextastic celebs jet off to Sin City for the weekend to pimp the shizz out of some casino or nightclub or store opening using nothing but their lollipop sucking, some skimpy outfits, and their bodily assets. It reminds us at our core why sex generally does sell, and why men are inherently the weaker gender (sorry, manfolk, but we are indeed easy targets for the making into mush).

Audrina Patridge looked downright hot enough to have tea with a she pimped something or other at the Paris Hotel, working every inch of her amazing body, her primary, secondary, and everything-else-ary gifts. While new Playboy Playmate, ring girl Brittney Palmer clearly brought her A-games to the table in her Vegas store opening, just all kinds of bosomy hot in a dress that must've take an hour to shimmy into (and wouldn't you have liked to watch that process).

So who reigns as Vegas pimpstress supreme?

AUDRINA WORKS IT HARD WITH HER HARD BODY IN VEGAS

Audrina Patridge at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas

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LOLLIPOP IN HER MOUTH, BRITTNEY PALMER HOTNESS DOES NOT SUCK

Brittney Palmer at Gallery Nighclub in Las Vegas

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READER FINDS: Eniko Mihalik Topless, Stacy Keibler Fine-Arsed, Hannah Simone Nip Slip on New Girl, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 2, 2012 @ 11:04 am

Naughty Naughty Readers!

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Oh yes, our most favorite time of the week, our four-times monthly Christmas as we see it, the moment at which Kismet meets Karma meets a whole lot of hot celebrity skin thanks to the Magellan like circumnavigation of the nekkid celebrity world at the hands of our own Readers, digging deep and wide for some shots of the deep and wide to share with their millions of peers. I think I'm going to cry.

This week's Reader Finds includes the newly discovered talents of Eniko Mihalik on full display, equally luscious breaking big model Nina Agdal topless, Elizabeth Gillies exceptionally hot, Brittney Palmer sexy re-creation of Showgirls poses, musically inclined Skylar Grey sideboob, TOWIE sister Billie Faiers topless swimming pool party, Hannah Simone slipping nip on New Girl, Stacy Keibler fine-arsed, Renee Olstead cleavetastic, and Saskia de Brauw model hot and flashing puppies. It's all so profoundly non-puritanical.

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Brittney Palmer Nekkid Pictures Bring Super Hotness to the Playboy RIng

By Bill Swift | February 16, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

Brittney Palmer in Fitness Gurls Pictorial

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UPDATE: You may notice that these photos are no longer the Brittney Palmer pictures from Playboy. The bunny magazine respectfully requested their removal. But we're not leaving you Brittney Palmer fans high and dry, as it were, so check out her recent pictorial shoot for Fitness Gurls. Just plain old ring-girl teasy hot.

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Do you love super hot sweaty hot muay thai hot UFC ring girls in no clothes? Why, of course you do. (As does EgoReader 'Ted D.' who wanted to share his lust with the rest of yous guys with these photos. Kudos to Ted.)

We are super geeked to get our first glimpse at the Brittney Palmer nekkid pictorial in this month's edition of Playboy magazine, the toned hottie giving all she's got in a battle of sextastic exhibitions. That ridiculously hot body of hers will make you tap out in a variety of highly private areas, repeatedly, and with passion. This could be the best pictorial we've seen out of The Bunny magazine in some time now.

Take one super hottie ring girl, strip off her clothes, and snap. A recipe for very happy. Enjoy.

Credit: Playboy magazine