Bria Murphy

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While Eddie Murphy must surely have his eyes and other body parts glued to his hot bikini clad girlfriend on his family Hawaiian vacation, he best keep at least one eye on lookout for boys surrounding his two would-be model daughters flashing a whole lot of skin in tiny, booty exhibiting bikinis on the very same beach. They say a man with daughters never sleeps a peaceful night. I can’t imagine knowing Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy are walking about in thongs helps that sleep situation out very much. All you can really do when a boy shows up knocking at the door is thank him for being polite enough to come to the front door, then when nobody is looking shove a weapon under his nose and tell him not to hurt your baby. It helps if you’ve previously been arrested for murder or torture and mutilation charges and the like.

Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy mean dad will never ever sleep. Fortunately for him, while he’s awake, he’s got Paige Butcher by his side. I’d do that deal. Enjoy.

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Bria Murphy has been pushing hard to get into the world of modeling of late, including some hot self-ordered lingerie pictures with her sister, both daughters of Eddie Murphy and his former wife intimating they would like to be part of the silk and glamor set. Bria took the opportunity to show off her lean long bikini body while on vacation in Hawaii. A little gold number to attract a certain amount of attention as she bumped, set, and spiked her way into our lust-filled hearts.

Does Bria have the goods to model for Victoria’s Secret as is her dream (and kind of ours, too)? That remains to be seen. In the meanwhile, I’ll continue my inspection of her female form and provide a report to V.S. accordingly. My reports are always in color with lots of photo evidence. Enjoy.

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Bria Murphy and her sister really have had something of a coming out party this past week during their extended Hawaiian vacation. Bria is an occasional model, which I never fully fathomed before until seeing her in about a half dozen bikinis this past week, booty, frontside, all over views of her splishy-splashy beachy time body.

Not sure about all the floppy hats that have become the norm for Hollywood girls on the beach these days, but that would not prove to be too much of a hinderance as I whisked her back to my cabana to show her my own stand-up version of Raw.

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The Murphy girls sure are making their mark this week on their warm weather bikini vacation with dad and dad’s model girlfriend in Hawaii.

Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy returned to the splash of their hot nubile bodies along the volcanic shores of the 50th state, and to continue to assert their position among sextastic celebrity daughters, a rather sacred body of hotness we like to follow around here. It’s our job. And we even get paid for it, unless you round down, in which case we work for free.

Bria and Shayne Murphy. I’ve got my eye on you both. Eyes. One on each. Enjoy.

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Bria Murphy is the older daughter. Shayne Murphy is the barely legal baby. Both girls were in bikinis on the beaches of the 50th state, following along their dad and his hot young girlfriend on a June vacation, and a chance to show off some stellar bodies.

Now, I can only begin to imagine the stress of a father with two daughters of ripe bikini age, especially knowing there are men out in the world like, well, like me I guess. But there also must be some pride in knowing that, hey, yeah, dudes are checking out my sweet looking offspring. Or maybe not. I’m over-thinking again, aren’t I? Right. Going back into stare and leer mode as we speak. Hello, ladies. Enjoy.