Early Halloween look for Katy Perry. (HuffPo)
Halle Berry vs. Cameron Diaz: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)
Good morning, Hilary Duff. (GossipCenter)
Say it aint so, Bree Olson! (TMZ)
Ali Larter nipples want out. (DrunkenStepfather)
Koopa Troopa open mic night. (CollegeHumor)
Hey there, Michelle Williams cleavage. (Popoholic)
Okay, it's not as if Bree Olson hasn't been seen nekkid before, as though still quite young, she was a rather prolific star of the mature themed entertainment world for a brief, but noteworthy while. Still, making the cover of Playboy is an entirely new level of on-camera spread, certainly an aspiration of so many hotties, including the ones at one point hung their futures on the rising star that was the falling Charlie Sheen and his impromptu cult of Chuck. Yeah, that didn't go so well. But, there's an old saying: if you're super hot and blonde and have an amazing body, you'll be just fine. Maybe it's not an old saying, maybe I just made it up, but it seems to make sense.
Bree Olson will be just fine. She is just fine. If she can stick to just one stage name and talented photographers, she'll become even finer. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston in lingerie and sucking on things. (HuffPo)
Newly single Bar Refaeli bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)
Can't get enough Pippa Middleton. (FoxNews)
Sofia Vergara cashing in on her hot body. (PopEater)
Bree Olson nekkid in the bathroom. (DrunkenStepfather)
Hayden Panettiere is free! (TMZ)
Uma Thurman sexy, long legs. (FabLife)
According to our breaking news friends at TMZ, Charlie Sheen goddess numero uno, Bree Olson, just ditched the beleaguered talk-show tour tweaker by way of text breakup. Now, I've been broken up with via text before so I know how this feels. It was my Piloxing instructor, Tae Longshanks. who dumped me through the digisphere because he said me bringing my adult chocolate milk beverages to the workout room showed my lack of commitment to the training regimen. It stung. It was hard to hear harsh words, even if completely true, by way of my lipstick red Sidekick. Were Charlie Sheen not completely numb to all bodily and psychological sensations, he might be upset too, but probably mostly he's already calling 1-800-PORNSTAR for a new goddess referral.
More to the Egotastic! point, our good friends at ZZinsider.com, the folks who bring you great adult industry goings on in a safe-for-work format, they zipped us over an exclusive look at some of the most recent Bree Olson photoshoot work. Well, let's not call it work, that's kind of misleading. Photoshoot nekkid delight. And, while I wouldn't go so far as saying she's a natural goddess, she's definitely a natural something something that makes me wonder why a man wouldn't want to be fully sober while riding that particular adult Disneyland type ride. Enjoy.
(Man, how I've always wanted to do one of those 'bubble' picture-in-picture shots like on those grocery store magazines.)
When the news story broke last month that Charles Manson was found using a cell phone in prison, I really was wondering who the mesmerizing loon might be calling on the outside. Apparently, he was feeding Charlie Sheen some advice on how to set up the perfect family unit. One crazy dude in the hills of L.A. surrounded by a bunch of programmable nubile women and an amount of narcotics that would make Scarface blush. It's either the recipe for some 24-hour party times or, you know, Helter Skelter.
The media has been all a-tickle in its efforts to get background on two of Charlie's new family members, the self-titled Goddeses, one of whom is Natalie Kenley, a sexy pot mag cover model (a gateway hottie you might say), and Rachel Oberlin, who most adult males, and the Egotastic! community, know better as adult film star, Bree Olson, who we've featured a couple times on this site in relation to her Sheen-anigans. Well, Bree, or Rachel, or what have you, claims to be getting out of the adult business, but thanks to our friends at Brazzers and their cool-for-school SFW adult industry news site, ZZInsider, we have nekkid pictures of Bree Olson/Rachel Oberlin from her very last adult film shoot, just two weeks ago! Apparently, the adult spurs are harder to hang up than one might think. Plus, you know, the Goddess career path is one fraught with constantly changing employment status. Never a bad idea to keep the day job. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out the funny PSA put out by the good folks at ZZInsider; porn stars missing Charlie Sheen, it's very touching.
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Vegas Pimpstress Roundup: Maria Menounos, Adrienne Bailon, and Bree Olson Get Sin City Sextastic
Three hot women. Three nightclubs to be pimped. One city.
Appearance fees were swirling over the past weekend as the desert hotspot handed out cash money to the hotties from L.A. to come and promote their various casino nightclub events. Yes, it's a seedy business, but, yes, it's one that gives us an eyeful of the sextastic each and every week, including tres hotties in the form of the simply stunning Maria Menounos, ex-Cheetah Girls and all around Latina boobtastic, Adrienne Bailon, and for the 99.8% of you out there who've witnessed adult entertainment on film, Bree Olson, former Charlie Sheen goddess and winner of many backdoor cinematic competitions.
Who takes the Vegas cake for ultimate pimpstress?