Egotastic
I think Bravo TV has finally got the info back from the stats department that their .00001% straight male audience figures for their omnipresent Real Housewives series might be related to their cast of old biddy plastic surgeried drunken middle aged troubled housewives. Yeah, dudes don't really go for that, even if they're married to them. That's why we have Egotastic!, err, umm.
But, Bravo is definitely taking a new strategy of late by adding younger, hotter-bodied housewives to their mentally and emotionally effed up corral, including Joana Krupa on the Miami-series and Brandi Glanville, the chick that LeAnn Rimes paid some ungodly some of money to hand over her husband because she wuvved him so much. Well, while LeAnn slowly goes bonkers from lack of food, Brandi Glanville got invited to be the younger, hotter, slightly less Botoxed housewife on the Beverly Hills-series. And if you take a look at her bikini pictures from over the weekend, you might see how and why Bravo is expecting to grab new straight dude viewers to their show.
I think there's still a long way to go before that, but this is definitely a step in the sextastic direction. Enjoy.
Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet
Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.
Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet....
We'll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we've got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of 'damn!' on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes...
(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)