Egotastic
Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.
Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet....
We'll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we've got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of 'damn!' on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes...
(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)
Brandi Glanville Flashes Bare Lady Nest Climbing into Her Car
My Uncle Soss who lived with us for a couple years used to tell me to make sure I was wearing clean underwear before I left the house as a kid. He always told me, 'Never know when you're going to get hit by a bus.' Which scared me something awful. Not just because of the bloody imagery, but also because Uncle Soss was a city bus driver.
I can tell you who didn't heed that advice. Brandi Glanville. The Eskimo sister to LeAnn Rimes and current Beverly Hills Housewife pulled a classic commando mistake, thinking she'd get away without underwear with a short dress and a car seat to maneuver onto. Nuh-uh. Brandi Glanville flashed her bare lady nest for the entire world to see. Well, at least the entire Egotastic! world to see, but I'm guessing some of you might share our little secret.
Beverly Hills Housewife? Try Desperate Housewife, because... oh, never mind. Just look at her bare cooch. Enjoy.