Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville Flashes Bare Lady Nest Climbing into Her Car

 

My Uncle Soss who lived with us for a couple years used to tell me to make sure I was wearing clean underwear before I left the house as a kid. He always told me, 'Never know when you're going to get hit by a bus.' Which scared me something awful. Not just because of the bloody imagery, but also because Uncle Soss was a city bus driver.

I can tell you who didn't heed that advice.  Brandi Glanville. The Eskimo sister to LeAnn Rimes and current Beverly Hills Housewife pulled a classic commando mistake, thinking she'd get away without underwear with a short dress and a car seat to maneuver onto. Nuh-uh. Brandi Glanville flashed her bare lady nest for the entire world to see. Well, at least the entire Egotastic! world to see, but I'm guessing some of you might share our little secret.

Beverly Hills Housewife? Try Desperate Housewife, because... oh, never mind. Just look at her bare cooch. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon, Maria Menounos, and Brandi Glanville Take Early Lead for Ogle-Worthy on the 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

Ah, finally, the 2013 Academy Awards, a.k.a., The Oscars, are finally upon us. The ceremonial end to the six week long bout of Hollywood auto-fellatio that encompasses about 30-40 events of celebrities patting celebrities on the back for being such wonderful citizens of the world. But, make no mistake about it, this is the big one, mostly because every single hot woman in Hollywood will either be at The Oscars today or attending one of the many swank after-parties. This is the single biggest day of the year in Tinsel Town.

Now, then, on to the sextastic on the Oscar Red Carpet....

We'll be updating this post through the evening, but so far, we've got MILFtastic Reese Witherspoon leading our list of 'damn!' on the Red Carpet, Brandi Glanville deserving the Attention Getter award for being a reality show housewife who somehow got an Oscar invite and made the boobtastic most of it, and Maria Menounous for simply being ridiculously hot everywhere she goes...

(This gallery will update further as more arrivals, well, arrive)

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures for Succulent Sights of the Hot Housewife

I think Bravo TV has finally got the info back from the stats department that their .00001% straight male audience figures for their omnipresent Real Housewives series might be related to their cast of old biddy plastic surgeried drunken middle aged troubled housewives. Yeah, dudes don't really go for that, even if they're married to them. That's why we have Egotastic!, err, umm.

But, Bravo is definitely taking a new strategy of late by adding younger, hotter-bodied housewives to their mentally and emotionally effed up corral, including Joana Krupa on the Miami-series and Brandi Glanville, the chick that LeAnn Rimes paid some ungodly some of money to hand over her husband because she wuvved him so much. Well, while LeAnn slowly goes bonkers from lack of food, Brandi Glanville got invited to be the younger, hotter, slightly less Botoxed housewife on the Beverly Hills-series. And if you take a look at her bikini pictures from over the weekend, you might see how and why Bravo is expecting to grab new straight dude viewers to their show.

I think there's still a long way to go before that, but this is definitely a step in the sextastic direction. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Cleavage and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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People are pissed at Miley Cyrus. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan has competition. (FoxNews)

Sophie Monk in Maxim Australia. (GossipCenter)

Diane Kruger looking hot in Paris. (Celebuzz)

Holy Olivia Wilde cleavage! (SocialiteLife)

Kim Kardashian is working her acting talents. (GossipCop)

Who is Brandi Glanville banging? (TheSuperficial)

Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey Provide Upskirt (and Camel Toe) Reality

Brandi Glanville was out partying with her cohort and fellow new cast-mate on Beverly Hills Housewives, Dana Wilkey and wouldn't you know it, both ladies hit the boozy booze pretty wicked and lost all control of their legs getting into their car, doubling up for an upskirt and panties flash two-fer. This is the kind of reality I could get behind.

I've been a fan of Brandi Glanville, not just for her sweet MILF body, but since finding out that she sold off her D-list actor husband to LeeAnn Rimes for two million smackers, I guess I just find her personal and business savvy to be downright sexy. Shrewd woman with a great bikini bottom. I applaud. Enjoy.

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures Show Signs of Housewife Domination

Unless Camille Grammer starts shooting more softcore porn, there's really only going to be one reason to watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this coming season -- Brandi Glanville.  (That is, unless the idea of watching a gaggle of late-40-something plastic surgery disasters appeals to dark parts of your libido, of which, we never judge here on Egotastic!) I always just knew Brandi Glanville as the woman LeeAnn Rimes paid two millions buckaroos to to purchase her current husband. But, now we can all get to know her as one pretty damn hot MILF, who wears a bikini, dare I say, with more bodily mass and delight than LeeAnn herself. Enjoy.

Cool Treat

Alessandra Ambrosio sucking hard on her popsicle. (Celebuzz)

Brandi Glanville in a little bikini. (SocialiteLife)

JWoww keeps walking around with just a sports bra. (TheSuperficial)

Reese Witherspoon takes her sexy legs out for a stroll. (Popoholic)

Brooklyn Decker, Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz getting together. (HuffPo)

NFL Cheerleaders reveal their hot bikini bodies. (BleacherReport)

Damn, Kelly Brook has one amazing asstastic. (WWTDD)

Check out this review of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. (FilmSchoolRejects)

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