It’s that time of year when the networks bring out their talent to parade around in front of the TV critics association and advertisers alike, to show off like a rancher lining up his prized cattle. A not so respectful analogy I suppose, but that’s basically the sum of it. Strut, twirl, smile, look amazing. And so many did for the NBC Universal press tour. Sophia Bush, one seriously underrated hottie, Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, and others arrived to the staging grounds for prime preening.
I’m not exactly sure how bringing out the celebrities in their fineries indicates any quality related to their shows. But I’m the last one to judge as I primarily review content based solely on the sextastic ladies involved. So I’ll take a back seat to the TV critics who perhaps see Sophia Bush, get a half chub, and give her show rave reviews. That’s how I’d play it, except for the halfsies part, that just seems so non-committal. Enjoy.
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville went to see Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live and forgot to wear her pants. Instead she wore a see-through skirt that showed off most of her entire booty. Andy Cohen must have had an extra drink or three to handle it. I’ve actually worked on that show and the dirty little secret is that everyone is drunk. Host, guests, crew, everyone. So, I’m not really surprised that Brandi decided to show off he posterior on national TV. I for one am all for it. Brandi has got a nice tight booty on a thin frame so why shouldn’t she show it off? This is America, after all. If she wants to wear a clear dress and show everyone her caboose, that’s her right, gosh darn it!
No, but seriously everyone is drunk. They start plying you with alcohol like an hour and a half before. I don’t know how they get the show on the air half the time. That’s professionalism.
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If you know Brandi Glanville, then you know an evening out is going to start out with Brandi looking rather fetching for a 40-something mom, and end with Brandi jelly-kneed and needing assistance to a car service to take her home. She does seem to like herself a cocktail or two. But, heck, it was her birthday, and despite being in hot water over recent unflattering comments about Joanna Krupa’s lady nest, Brandi decided to let loose. Ironically, she also brought along her Sobriety House friend and former model, Jennifer Gimenez to double up on the hotness for the evening, before the shots I suppose started rolling in steadily.
I’ll say this for Brandi, before her legs go wobbly from the spirits, they are a rather fine pair of stems, beneath an ever-chosen short dress for the evening out, a regular source of flashing happy opportunities. Enjoy.
It’s not easy being the ex-wife of the dude who dumped you for LeAnn Rimes I suppose. The pressure has sent Brandi Glanville into a few public drunken tailspins, but make no mistake about it, when she cleans up and works out and sticks to water, Brandi is still clearly one of the better looking supposedly real Housewives.
We caught Brandi doing some rather public yoga in the park in Beverly Hills. I suppose she wasn’t exactly trying to hide her female form, showing off her sweaty work dedicated to showing everybody she’s nobody’s second choice. I’m starting to feel that way ogling her at this very moment. First choice, for now. Enjoy.
Much of Tinsel Town showed up for the Bruno Mars concert over the weekend, because, well, because somebody in public relations told them to go and be seen. Plus, you do get free tickets and booze. And nobody loves booze, and a chance to show off some mama skin more these days than Brandi Glanville. So she showed up baring some serious bosom and ready to rock and roll.
I’ll say this, Brandi Glanville knows how to get noticed. And I’m a guy who likes to notice things. Enjoy.
To be fair, I have no idea if Brandi Glanville is drunk or not. I can say with some certainty that she did get out of her cab last night outside the London Hotel unable to walk or keep her barely there dress covering up her thong and butt cheeks. You might take that as a sign. Generally, when I find myself walking around in just my underwear late night outside hotels, I’ve had a few too many too drink. Either that or I’m late on the rent money, but I prefer not to talk about what daddy has to do to pay the bills.
Brandi Glanville has been quite busy with public scenes and meltdowns of late, including her recent no-underwear date night flashing. I suppose this is something of a step up. I’m not sure she’s exactly making her children proud. At the same time, as long as she’s flashing, it’s not like I’m not looking. An opportunity wasted really is a sin. Enjoy.
My Uncle Soss who lived with us for a couple years used to tell me to make sure I was wearing clean underwear before I left the house as a kid. He always told me, ‘Never know when you’re going to get hit by a bus.’ Which scared me something awful. Not just because of the bloody imagery, but also because Uncle Soss was a city bus driver.
I can tell you who didn’t heed that advice. Brandi Glanville. The Eskimo sister to LeAnn Rimes and current Beverly Hills Housewife pulled a classic commando mistake, thinking she’d get away without underwear with a short dress and a car seat to maneuver onto. Nuh-uh. Brandi Glanville flashed her bare lady nest for the entire world to see. Well, at least the entire Egotastic! world to see, but I’m guessing some of you might share our little secret.
Beverly Hills Housewife? Try Desperate Housewife, because… oh, never mind. Just look at her bare cooch. Enjoy.