Behati Prinsloo

Behati Prinsloo Models Bikinis With The Ease of a Sextastic Goddess

If you thought marriage might slow Behati Prinsloo down in the working hot girl department, think again. This Namibian wonder is only doubling down on her youthful perfect bikini body, even outside Victoria’s Secret now, all hot and tanned and bothered for Paolo Murray Swimwear. She really is something of an extraordinary looker. I’m man enough to admit I cried the day she got taken off the market. And delusional enough to believe I had a real shot.

I’m not exactly sure how women making their bikini buying decisions. If it’s purely based on how hot the pimping models look in the catalogs and advertisements, then I’d invest heavily in this swimwear line. How could you not want to look like Behati Prinsloo in a bikini, or even without a bikini. I can’t stop looking. Bikinis gods, help me be stronger. Enjoy.

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Behati Prinsloo Upskirt Booty Cheek Peeks At Tommy Hilfiger Opening

When it’s time to party, you must party hard. My buddy Andrew W.K. made a fortune off of that. I’d change it to when it’s time to pimp you must booty hard. Only because that happens to be what the ridiculously hot Behati Prinsloo did for the opening of a Tommy Hilfiger store somewhere I could care less about. But I couldn’t care more about Behati and those booty cheeks of her that exposed themselves perfectly for the gentleman ogler as the winds of God himself lifted her skirt up high.

I’d like to imagine Behati isn’t wearing any panties, but my guess is there’s a thong somewhere in the region of her person that I’d like to build myself a condo in or adjacent. She really is quite a delicious bit of visual wonderment. If I put out of my head her silly marriage to lucky bastard singer boy, I can see the two of us happy together. Me blowing hard on her skirts so the rest of you can have some fun too. I’m generous. Enjoy.

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Behati Prinsloo See Through Lingerie Reveals a Deeper Level of Goodies

There’s really no reason why your underwear can’t be see-through. For 99% of us, it likely matters not a whit. But if you happen to be Behati Prinsloo and pimping Victoria’s Secret sheer panties and bras, well, it means a whole lot more for the rest of the world gets to see you. That would be all of us.

Behati Prinsloo has managed to fully maintain her coquettish allure even after nuptials with that lucky bastard from Maroon 5 who has had more than a solid run among the international model set. Her nipples tell me this won’t be her first marriage, and likely our paths will cross in the future. Likely just her bodyguards bumping me out of the way, but that alone will be magical as I imagine Behati in her sheer lingerie, nothing can possibly hurt me. Enjoy.

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Candice, Lais, Lily, Behati Bikini Up for the Victoria’s Secret Sextastic Swim Catalogue

Just because Valentine’s is over doesn’t mean Victoria’s Secret isn’t still churning at 110% in the pimping of tiny bits of clothing for women with stellar bodies. They’ve just now put out their crazy hot swim catalogue so that women everywhere can dream and men everywhere can dream even bigger.

Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Lais Ribeiro, and Behati Prinsloo provide the wettest of sextastic bikini dreams in this smoking hot but highly moisturized catalogue of international female form goodness. You can’t see these pictures and not currently be booking your warm weather vacation. Or perhaps just considering perching outside the window of one of the Victoria’s Secret bedroom windows in a parka with a thermos full of schnapps prepared to dig in for the long winter. I choose both. Just to double my chances of winning. Enjoy.

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More Valentines Lingerie From Victoria Secret Angels Behati And Candice

If you thought Victoria’s Secret was giving up. Think again. With just eleven days to go until one of their biggest holidays o the year, they are turning on the sextastic after burners with the likes of uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo barely dressed in Valentine’s themed bras and panties, or no bras at all. Panties you may remove with your mind.

Let’s be honest, they’re not playing fair. But you need to maintain your resolve not to purchase lingerie for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, or office secret lust crush. Obviously, I don’t need to tell your mom or sister, that’s just wrong and you need help. Just blanket the idea with a no-go this holiday. Sure, you may find yourself at 50 Shades of Grey on Valentine’s, but you can always play God of War on low contrast and ask your date to nudge you when Dakota Johnson gets nekkid on screen. It’s worth a shot. Enjoy.

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Victoria’s Secret Angels Show Off Valentine’s Lingerie Collection, Keep Your Bearings

Oh, man, the final two week stretch before Valentine’s Day. Do not bow to the pressure. Look, but do not buy the lingerie. Though Victoria’s Secret has no desire to make this any easier on you. More and more angels like Candice Swanepoel and her girl friends in their bras and panties almost daily now. Pushing you to buy. Stay strong, brother.

I know this is a big time of year for the lingerie maker. If not the biggest. And I know these international models who wear their little bits of silk and lace are ridiculously hot. But stick to flowers. Maybe some dinner. A teddy bear. You buy her clothes and you will have failed. My next venture is going to be an advice book for guys. It’ll be mostly pictures, because let’s face it, that’s our language. Enjoy.

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Behati Prinsloo Wears Lacy Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret (And to Tease Me, Admit It, Behati)

Have I mentioned recently how jealous I am of that Maroon 5 dude? C’mon, he could’ve been me. Or I could’ve been him I should say as nobody could be me, even if for some warped and twisted reason they chose to be. But me as a rock star fighting off the Victoria’s Secret girls who desire my hand in holy matrimony and newlywed sex? I could’ve plugged myself right into that diorama without hesitation.

Behati Prinsloo is back in lacy little underthings in Victoria’s Secret. I don’t think she needs the money any more, now she’s just teasing us. I’m not saying you quit your job because you won the lottery, in fact, the only people who ever do survive winning the lottery are those silly souls who stick to their day jobs. But I am quite convinced Behati is now undertaking these show off missions just to drive me insane. It won’t take much more really. I’m sort of standing at the edge of crazy cliff looking down. One more silky shimmer panties and… goodbye cruel sanity. Enjoy.

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