Behati Prinsloo

Behati Prinsloo Skinny Hot and Fetching on the Set of Music Video

I'm not ashamed to admit I'd like to conjugal with Adam Levine's slender new Victoria's Secret wife. He's done the same to plenty of other people's future wives, so it seems kind of fair in some weird undetermined way. Behati Prinsloo is a skinny thing like most of the V.S. models, but I could easily whisk her away to my mountain top cabin I don't really have and feed her bear fat and crackers for a month until she gets to a move comfortable mass. Then, the love making of epic proportions shall commence, with the leftover bear fat used to grease our overheated loins.

Behati was looking all kinds of sextastic simply hanging around and I guess starring in her new husband's music video for a Maroon 5 song likely to sound like all the last few Maroon 5 songs. Oh, those naughty little waifs and the roleplay we would engage in. I already have my principal's yardstick ready to go. I really hope I don't catch her smoking. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Remains Incredibly Alluring in Lingerie

Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I'm going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I'm going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can't abide that.

So, I'll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria's Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I'm in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Topless Sneak Teat Peeks Are The Best Engagement Gift Ever

 

Well hello there, Behati Prinsloo, one of the hottest girls I know straight out of Namibia. The oft-Victoria's Secret lingerie model and lucky bastard Adam Levine fiancee is getting a little showier than usually, flashing her sweet teat treats in Vogue Spain, so I guess we can all take a gander at what Adam is delighting, and get even a little more jealous.

Behati has the body of an angel and the funbags of a more naughtier form of heavenly creature. I suppose that really is the best combination possible. Demure but alluring, sweet and sextastic. It's certainly working on me. I hope that whenever she does tie the know, Behati does not forget her fans and how much happiness we derive from her bare body flashes. Never forget your roots! Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Still My Favorite Namibian Lingerie Hottie

Despite falling into the clutches of Adam Levine, who gets way more than his fair share, sextastic lingerie model Behati Prinsloo remains one of my all-time favorite V.S. angels based on my Significant Tingle Reaction (STR) score upon seeing her in her silky little underthings.

Featured in the December catalog for the lingerie manufacturer, Behati Prinsloo shows how remarkably simple underwear modeling can be, and yet so incredibly hard. There are million crazy hot women on this spinning orb, but only a select few can look so effortlessly alluring in panties ads. Trust me, I've taken many portfolios for aspiring young women in distant regions where the gold medallion I wear around my neck serves as bona fides. Behati is one in a million and simply stellar in her drawers. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima, Karlie Kloss, and Other Angels In Panties and Bras Across Paris

I'll say this for Victoria's Secret, they know how to put on a show. It's not easy to take Paris by storm, I mean, unless you have one tank or something, but Adriana Lima, Karlie Kloss, Lilly Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, and other smoking hot angelic lingerie models managed to take over the City of Light at various famous intersections with a blow out dramatic photoshoot featuring their world class bodies.

Now, I'm not suggesting that suddenly Paris is no longer the brooding, smug, and indifference capital of the world. I'm just mentioning that today we give it a big pass, as we would any other burgh that played host to so much spectacularly hot women in their bras and panties, and, naturally, wings. Enjoy.

The Victoria’s Secret Angels Descend Upon The Louvre

I might actually start attending more cultural and arts events if the likes of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karlie Kloss, Lily Aldridge, Maryna Linchuk, and Behati Prinsloo start showing up in their underwear as well. In fact, I'd watch the paint dry on walls if those ridiculously hot V.S. Angels were hanging out in bras and panties.

The lingerie promotional models created quite a stir appearing for a photoshoot at the Louvre, that fancy palace in Paris where some important pictures are hanging. And they made it all relevant the instant they dropped their robes and exposed their, err, wings. It was quite the heavenly experience. Finally, something you really must see when you visit Paris. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Hot Hot Heat in Lingerie for GQ Latin America

Wow, just when you think you're over a girl, Behati Prinsloo is back and just so damn sweet looking in her little bits of lingerie for GQ Latin America. I mean, I've resigned myself to the fact that Adam Levine might just end up with a higher quality series of notches on his bedpost than my own marks on my IKEA futon. But, now, Behati Prinsloo.  It all just seems so unfair.

Someday, I'd like to take Behati shopping for lingerie, and have the entire experience not involve handcuffs and the state police chasing down my whereabouts. But, for now, just a safe but sextastic perusal of her stellar fine body in silky bras and panties will do. Everybody needs a Plan B.  Enjoy.