Behati Prinsloo

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss and Behati Prinsloo Hot at Victoria’s Secret Angels Event

There's a reason we call them the angels, a little gift from heaven in the form of some of the shapeliest lean ladies around, blessed with different looks, but all of them chosen for their special qualities of lust-inducement.

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, and Behati Prinsloo are three ladies I would not kick out of bed for eating, well, me. The sextastic trio showed up in force at a Victoria's Secret promotional event, wearing far too many clothes, but still casting a longingly long shadow of hotness that I can feel right through my screen. Oh, to be the boyfriend of one of these merchandising beauties. To have all three? Don't fly to close to the sun, my friends. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Is Being Taken Off the Market, May Her Young Hotness Never Fade

Now that we're the marrying types. Still, we get little pangs of jealousy when learning that super hottie Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo is getting engaged to Adam Levine. He's what you might call one very lucky bastard. She's what you might call ridiculously hot and young and one very nubile Namibian. Someday, I'd like to make many babies with her, though that may have to wait a couple or three years now it seems.

Let us revel in a little past Behati Prinsloo glory with a look at some of her finer visual wonderments, even as we curse the name Adam Levine. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures Start the Weekly Engines

Our truly and very favorite Namibian helps us kick off another week of certain to be stellar sextastic celebrity goodness with just a sweet classic show of the 5'10" body faptastic.

In this very improperly hot bikini catalogue shoot for the proper H&M retail brand, Behati Prinsloo shows why at eighteen years old she began skyrocketing to bodily startdom in the ranks of the lingerie and swimsuit modeling world. The ranks I'd like to review for readiness and discipline shortcomers as necessary with a feather covered riding crop. But that's my dream. Get get your own. Start by checking out Behati in these simple, but definitely wicked hot pics. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo New Victoria’s Secret Shoot Reveals High Levels of Hotness

I really do dig Behati Prinsloo. I like to think she digs me too. Though I doubt she's drooling while looking at pictures of me in little bits of silk and lace. Not that those don't exist somewhere in my shame closet. But, Behati, is just another amazing find by the good and money-earning folks at Victoria's Secret who continue to gobble up the world's hottest women for their modeling needs. Oh, how I'd like to gobble up the world's hottest women for my Adult Nursing Relationship needs. But I guess money plays some factor in getting to a 'yes'.

Oh, Behati, if you weren't so hot, we wouldn't lust so hard. But you are, and we do, and I thank you. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Drops A Display of Lingerie Hotness in Miami

Victoria's Secret pretty much owns February. Forget SI, V.S. has Valentine's Day and prepping for spring bikini season during this month, and they are spending, shooting, and lining up the super hotties like the Armageddon is coming. And we couldn't be happier.

The latest in the public exhibitions of lingerie hotness belongs to Behati Prinsloo, who made her way down the streets of Miami in little bits of bra and panties for a V.S. shoot that should pretty much increase vacation traffic to South Florida by some exponential figure. One of the underrated up and comers in the angel line, Behati has the perfect little slender body for the repping of silk and lace.

We usually disdain street art, but this display, we could really support. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Adjustments Might Just Be Our Undoing

Well, if it isn't our very favorite Namibian bikini and lingerie model, Behati Prinsloo, adjusting her own hot self on the set of her latest Victoria's Secret swimwear shoot down Miami way.

And while we are extremely jealous of Behati's hands, especially seeing as how we applied to be her personal bikini adjuster and we're not only professionally rejected, but also had our letters forwarded on to local authorities, that doesn't mean we don't relish in the opportunity to see her moving little bikini bits around her ridiculously sextastic body. Might be time to write another letter. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo in Skimpy Little Nothings for Her Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shoot

Now, we could spend the new few minutes lamenting how pop singer Adam Levine got to move from Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna to super hot young Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo in the blink of an eye and a slap of the tickle, but what would be the point in spending any time wallowing in jealousy (but, damn, really?). Still, it's hard to deny that the smoking hotness of a girl such a Behati Prinsloo is going to spark some age-old response from dominant males everywhere as to who ought have the right to call her perfect body 'home'.  I, for one, can imagine entering her abode through the front door (I was going to say backdoor, but that's just so wrong to even allude for such an angel, though, yeah, I was thinking it).

Featured in her new catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Behati shows why her innocent looks combined with a stellar sextastic body, are all but certain to propel her to the next level of angel-hood. Into that pantheon that invades subscribers mailboxes and fills out libidos with happy thoughts of sweet women barely dressed. Enjoy.