Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Were All Kind Of Busty At The UFC After-Fight Party

UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were showing more than the round numbers at the UFC after-party in Las Vegas. Arianny wore a boobtacularly cleavtastic striped dress that prominently displayed her ginormous jugs. She's seriously got the kind of rack that would inspire any man to do battle. I guess that's why she's a ring girl. Brittney had on a short dress that came down just south of her crotchecological region. She was flaunting her dynamite legs, the same ones she uses to strut around the octagon with her signs. She too had some lovely cleav for our viewing pleasure. Some might question the need for ring girls in our modern digital age. Can't people just see what round it is on a jumbotron? Anyone who thinks this way just doesn't get it.

The ring girls are as much a part of UFC history as concussions and missing teeth. Take them away and it's just two sweaty dudes beating each other up. Who wants to watch that?

Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Bikini Retro American Auto Classics

When Arianny Celeste asked me if I'd like to share photos of her and her bosom buddy Britney Palmer in bikinis playing around in an Olds 88, I had to wonder, was there more than one answer to that question. Nay. So I screamed 'yes!' and these wicked hot pictures of the UFC Ring Girls extraordinaire are every bit as sextastic as I imagined.

One and one don't make two, they make blood flow to the extremities when those one and one are Arianny and Brittney in patriotic flag bikinis showing off two incredibly outstanding female forms in this photoshoot by Allan Dawe. Oh, my, those lucky lucky car seats. The idea of these two outrageously hot women crawling around my economy import keeps flashing through my mind. I hope they don't mind my dirty socks and In & Out wrappers. I suppose I could clean. But being dirty with Arianny and Brittney seems so much better. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bodacious Bikini Boobtastic on Miami Beach

Even the L.A. girls are getting into the Miami Beach spirit this summer, including ever-sextastic and hot bodied Arianny Celeste, my first and favorite UFC ring girl with the form of a goddess. Arianny took her smoking hot bikini body for a test run along the sandy shores of South Florida just turning boys into men and men into sniveling beggars. It's both an art and a science.

Arianny obliged us gentleman oglers with some solid booty side posing, thumper up, as well as some cartwheels and flying spins for the more adventurous peepers among our ranks. She really does create an audible buzz everywhere she prances. I think it's the sound of air escaping the lungs of the primordial beasts within. That or static from the Latin music channels in Miami. Arianny, you are so especially hot. Please come swim in my backyard. I'll dig you a pool. Enjoy.

 

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It's definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness — Yeah, That’s Her Booty

I'm probably alone in feeling super tingly all over upon realizing that this perfect bikini booty happens to belong to the equally perfect all over UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste. So, alone I shall stand and recommend to myself to check out the entire candid capture of Arianny Celeste bikini pictures from Miami Beach today on WWTDD.

I'm not sure what Arianny means in Spanish, but I'm going to guess it's something close to 'You wish, buddy'. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Sextastic for UFC Fight Week

Because of the holiday last week, we almost, almost missed out on the gloriously hot body of Arianny Celeste and a few of her UFC fight friends showing off their wares in Vegas to promote the middleweight title fight over the weekend. Arianny just kills it any time she strips down to her two piece swimsuits and shows off her ridiculously hot body. She truly is one of my favorite. I'd like to think that makes her smile.

If you happened to check out the UFC fight over the weekend, you'd notice there were a few relatively new faces and amazing bodies among the ring girls in attendance. It's quite an honor to have. And quite a sight for ogling eyes to witness. I mean, most of our can count to three, but it's so much much better when you are aided in the round count by supremely hot lady parts barely contained in skimpy bikinis. That's that new math I think they're teaching in the schools now. At least, it ought to be. It works. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Holds Her Own in Super Hot Summer Bikini Photos for Fitness Gurls

Well, hello there crazy hot Arianny Celeste. As if the warm weather outside wasn't enough to signal the official start of summer, how about the wicked hot UFC ring girl in a skimpy bikini, and less, for the must-read Fitness Gurls magazine. Talk about fit, Arianny looks absolutely perfect all over. I should know, I've been looking at her all over here for the past twenty minutes in these various must-see bikini photos of the sextastic Latina.

Someday, I'd like to think I could impress Arianny as much as those big strong athletic fighters she gets to see mix it up in the octagon all the time. But, barring that miracle, I'll have to fall back on my ability to beg and whine. That's my mixed martial art really. Arianny, I'd love to help you out next time you go bikini shopping. I hold lots of little bags and never complain. I just smile dumbly. You'll get used to it. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Arianny's full pictorial spread in Fitness Gurls magazine.)