UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste was muy caliente as the host of a Cinco de Mayo celebration in Las Vegas. She was wearing a dress with a plunging neckline that gave her some cleav for the ages. Arianny has got a truly killer pair of funbags. Like, the kind that probably cause back pain due to their enormity. She also forgot to wear a bra, which is a-ok in my book. Arianny has been all over the place lately doing modeling gigs and dating drummer Travis Barker. He is one lucky SOB, I can tell you that right now. Anybody who gets free access to those sweater puppies has been blessed by the gods.
I wish I had gotten an invite to this party. What better way to celebrate the Mexican’s victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla than to drink and ogle those melones deliciosos?
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It’s not even the birthday for the beautiful hot and stream Arianny Celeste for a couple more days, but that didn’t stop her from ringing in her birthday at the Bank in Las Vegas over the weekend, looking like one million damn cleavetastic dollars. We’re used to seeing Arianny in one of her skimpy ring girl outfits or a bikini, or even less in my nightly dreams, but the girls definitely dolls up nicely for special occasions, like hosting her own birthday at a club in Vegas. I can’t believe I was stuck watching the mesmerizing Circus Circus show once again and missing out on Arianny’s special evening.
Every girl deserves a birthday party, just that some girls deserve to have hundreds of people and cameras and people trying to hit on them all night offering up memorably birthday present scenarios. Arianny is just one of those girls. Arianny, I’m sending you my gift today. Please note the air holes in the package and the message imploring you to open immediately. I can only hold my breath for so long. I mean, it’s a bowling ball. Happy Birthday! Enjoy.
Holy hot social media views, Batman. This week is beyond a bevy of the loveliest among us, well, the most sextastic among us at least, sharing photos of themselves online because they are quite certain the rest of us need our fix. And, we do. So this works out super well. What’s sort of surprising is that the girls who were caught up in the hacker funbag scandal continue to post racy photos of themselves, almost as if the intense trauma of millions of men knowing you look absolutely crazy hot nekkid has passed, at least a little.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kelly Brook candidly hot in a bikini, Courtney Stodden barely covering her bare body and jugs, Aly Michalka natural bikini hotness, Crystal Hefner showing off her fine female form, both Kaili Thorne and Dani Thorne holding their own ta’s on Instagram, Sarah Hyland swimsuit cleavetastic, Coco big booty asstastic, Emily Ratajkowski covering her own pears, Adrianne Curry turned around nekkid, and much much more. You owe it to hot female school teachers thinking about after school lessons with their teen students to check out each and every one of these ridiculously wicked social media shares. Enjoy.
UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were showing more than the round numbers at the UFC after-party in Las Vegas. Arianny wore a boobtacularly cleavtastic striped dress that prominently displayed her ginormous jugs. She’s seriously got the kind of rack that would inspire any man to do battle. I guess that’s why she’s a ring girl. Brittney had on a short dress that came down just south of her crotchecological region. She was flaunting her dynamite legs, the same ones she uses to strut around the octagon with her signs. She too had some lovely cleav for our viewing pleasure. Some might question the need for ring girls in our modern digital age. Can’t people just see what round it is on a jumbotron? Anyone who thinks this way just doesn’t get it.
The ring girls are as much a part of UFC history as concussions and missing teeth. Take them away and it’s just two sweaty dudes beating each other up. Who wants to watch that?
When Arianny Celeste asked me if I’d like to share photos of her and her bosom buddy Britney Palmer in bikinis playing around in an Olds 88, I had to wonder, was there more than one answer to that question. Nay. So I screamed ‘yes!’ and these wicked hot pictures of the UFC Ring Girls extraordinaire are every bit as sextastic as I imagined.
One and one don’t make two, they make blood flow to the extremities when those one and one are Arianny and Brittney in patriotic flag bikinis showing off two incredibly outstanding female forms in this photoshoot by Allan Dawe. Oh, my, those lucky lucky car seats. The idea of these two outrageously hot women crawling around my economy import keeps flashing through my mind. I hope they don’t mind my dirty socks and In & Out wrappers. I suppose I could clean. But being dirty with Arianny and Brittney seems so much better. Enjoy.
Even the L.A. girls are getting into the Miami Beach spirit this summer, including ever-sextastic and hot bodied Arianny Celeste, my first and favorite UFC ring girl with the form of a goddess. Arianny took her smoking hot bikini body for a test run along the sandy shores of South Florida just turning boys into men and men into sniveling beggars. It’s both an art and a science.
Arianny obliged us gentleman oglers with some solid booty side posing, thumper up, as well as some cartwheels and flying spins for the more adventurous peepers among our ranks. She really does create an audible buzz everywhere she prances. I think it’s the sound of air escaping the lungs of the primordial beasts within. That or static from the Latin music channels in Miami. Arianny, you are so especially hot. Please come swim in my backyard. I’ll dig you a pool. Enjoy.
As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It’s definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.