Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste Bodacious Bikini Boobtastic on Miami Beach

Even the L.A. girls are getting into the Miami Beach spirit this summer, including ever-sextastic and hot bodied Arianny Celeste, my first and favorite UFC ring girl with the form of a goddess. Arianny took her smoking hot bikini body for a test run along the sandy shores of South Florida just turning boys into men and men into sniveling beggars. It's both an art and a science.

Arianny obliged us gentleman oglers with some solid booty side posing, thumper up, as well as some cartwheels and flying spins for the more adventurous peepers among our ranks. She really does create an audible buzz everywhere she prances. I think it's the sound of air escaping the lungs of the primordial beasts within. That or static from the Latin music channels in Miami. Arianny, you are so especially hot. Please come swim in my backyard. I'll dig you a pool. Enjoy.

 

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It's definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness — Yeah, That’s Her Booty

I'm probably alone in feeling super tingly all over upon realizing that this perfect bikini booty happens to belong to the equally perfect all over UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste. So, alone I shall stand and recommend to myself to check out the entire candid capture of Arianny Celeste bikini pictures from Miami Beach today on WWTDD.

I'm not sure what Arianny means in Spanish, but I'm going to guess it's something close to 'You wish, buddy'. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Sextastic for UFC Fight Week

Because of the holiday last week, we almost, almost missed out on the gloriously hot body of Arianny Celeste and a few of her UFC fight friends showing off their wares in Vegas to promote the middleweight title fight over the weekend. Arianny just kills it any time she strips down to her two piece swimsuits and shows off her ridiculously hot body. She truly is one of my favorite. I'd like to think that makes her smile.

If you happened to check out the UFC fight over the weekend, you'd notice there were a few relatively new faces and amazing bodies among the ring girls in attendance. It's quite an honor to have. And quite a sight for ogling eyes to witness. I mean, most of our can count to three, but it's so much much better when you are aided in the round count by supremely hot lady parts barely contained in skimpy bikinis. That's that new math I think they're teaching in the schools now. At least, it ought to be. It works. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Holds Her Own in Super Hot Summer Bikini Photos for Fitness Gurls

Well, hello there crazy hot Arianny Celeste. As if the warm weather outside wasn't enough to signal the official start of summer, how about the wicked hot UFC ring girl in a skimpy bikini, and less, for the must-read Fitness Gurls magazine. Talk about fit, Arianny looks absolutely perfect all over. I should know, I've been looking at her all over here for the past twenty minutes in these various must-see bikini photos of the sextastic Latina.

Someday, I'd like to think I could impress Arianny as much as those big strong athletic fighters she gets to see mix it up in the octagon all the time. But, barring that miracle, I'll have to fall back on my ability to beg and whine. That's my mixed martial art really. Arianny, I'd love to help you out next time you go bikini shopping. I hold lots of little bags and never complain. I just smile dumbly. You'll get used to it. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Arianny's full pictorial spread in Fitness Gurls magazine.)

Arianny Celeste, Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa Highlight the Hotness at the Maxim Hot 100 Party

For all it's struggles of late, Maxim magazine and their party planners deserve credit for bringing out just one bevy of beauties type gathering for the celebration of their Maxim Hot 100 magazine edition. Naturally, there is much dispute over who makes the list, in what order, and the whole idea of lists at all, especially in an era when 'listing' has become synonymous with lowest common denominator content farming on the Internet. Still, who can argue, let alone not drool til parched, over the likes of Arianny Celeste and her boobtastic a'plenty along with peer hotties Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa, Lacey Chabert, Greer Grammer, and more lovely lasses on full pimping display at the party's red carpet line.

Now, the savvy ogler knows that the girls don't linger long at these parties. It's photo op, a few giggles and handshakes, and out the back door to either their next event or back to their pads for cucumber wraps, cold creams, and rest so they look their most stellar the next morning for their busy shooting schedules. That's why I hang out with the staff in the alleys behind the venues. The best chance to see the girls, and, naturally, to bum some free smokes. That's my Tuesday night. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Booty, Aubrey O’Day Bikini Hotness, Amanda Bynes Bikini Showoff Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Everything is awesome, to quote the Lego Movie, since the invention of social media combined with the inherent need for attention of so many of our most sextastic celebrity hotties. The girls just can't stop sharing themselves and their hot posing bodies with their fans and Internet audiences. This is perhaps one of the best addictions ever, at least from our ogling standpoint. I can't imagine it getting even better, yet I know it will.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner flashing her bum, Amanda Bynes back into bikinis, Melissa Joan Hart in a surprising bikini pic, Tara Reid on the beaches of Australia, Arianny Celeste two piece hotness, Aubrey O'Day killer tanning shots, Kaley Cuoco bikini'd up, and much much more. You owe it to the Sun God Ra who first encouraged girls to get outside under Mother Sun to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.