Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste Bikini Camel Toe Sextastic Time in Miami

Arianny Celeste never ceases to make us feel the subtle tingle of ten million years of male evolution. I think that's about the right number. Since rising from the primordial goo, it's all been leading up to this point, the sight of the wickedly hot UFC ring girl wet in a green bikini along the South Florida shoreline flashing a little toe of the ship of the desert. I'm glad I came along the evolutionary chain when we have eyeballs and gonads and the ability to fully delight in the titillation of just such a hot bikini body vision.

Whatever that special magic is that makes men want to reproduce in the moment, Arianny certainly has it fluttering all about her like pixie dust. Wow. I do so lust her. Even though that passion may never be reciprocated, that makes it no less special or easily ignored in nighttime fantasies. Of which there shall be plenty tonight. Enjoy.

Unseen Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Might Just Get You Into Belated Calendar Buying Mode

I'd be lying if I didn't say UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste made me consider taking up MMA training just to be close to her during the five to ten seconds of time I'd have before being choked out on a regular basis inside the Octagon. Just ever so ridiculously hot. One of our fan favorites most certainly.

Now the sultry hot-bodied round card promenader has shared with us a bunch of previously unseen photos from her 2014 Arianny Celeste calendar shoot. While it is already February, you'd be kidding yourself if you didn't think that 10.5 months of Arianny Celeste winking at you with her amazingly hot female form was worth a few shekels. She is most definitely one of the ways I mark our passing annum here at Egotastic! Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson Host the UFC Afterparty With Boobtastic Submissions

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention, err, show, the pride of the UFC, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson out at the Hard Rock UFC 168 after party over the weekend. I'm not sure if the mood was dampened just a tad by Anderson Silva gruesomely snapping his lower leg bone in the main event of the evening. But I'm guessing after a couple cocktails and ogling of these ridiculously hot women's finer assets, the mood got pretty jolly pretty fast.

Heck, if I fractured my own ankle I'd hobble my way over to talk to these girls and ask them for a little kissy kissy before having my bone re-snapped into place. From pain comes pleasure. I might have that backward. Mostly I just want an invite to these parties. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka Bikinis, Ariana Grande Leggy Perfection, Arianny Celeste Cleavetastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

With December fully upon us and Winter breathing its chill air down our necks (admittedly, I don't know how to describe Winter, I live in L.A.), there's no slowing down the sextastic self-promoting celebrities from traveling out to the world's warm weather spots for the purpose of showing off their hot bodies and tightly worked bottomsides. Really, if airline travel had been invented for solely this purpose, that would've been reason enough. On to the candids.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the glorious legs of cheeky Ariana Grande, Ashley Sky with more bikini body perfection, Nina Agdal hand-bra covered goodness, Arianny Celeste with just one ridiculous beach body, Aly Michalka showing off her naturally fine female form, Paris Hilton bikini primping, Erica Mena serious boobtastic show, and much much more. You owe it to every single lady who got punched by another lady on Black Friday to check out each and every one of these wicked hot selfies and socially shared celebrity candids. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Candid Madness from Miami Beach

Any time we get to see the UFC rings girls outside of the sweaty man venue of the MMA fights, it's always a treat. Any time they are doing so in hot body baring bikinis, it's a double treat. I mean, I see at least two sweet delights on the hot body of Arianny Celeste, cruising and strutting her fine female form along the beach in Miami over the weekend.

I'm not prepared to say that the action outside the ring is more exciting than inside, mostly because I don't want to take a flying elbow to the face from a 200 lb. Brazilian (unless it's a lady, then I'd pay for the privilege), but I must admit were I attending a UFC event live, my focus would be heavily toward the likes or Arianny and Brittney. Just check out the ridiculously sextastic body on Arianny as Exhibit A in my defense. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Reach the Beach As I Reach For… Nevermind

I'll say this for UFC, they've pretty much reinvented or at least reinvigorated the entire notion of ring girls. It was a pretty simply formula really. Instead of just finding any pretty girl in a bikini to strut around the ring, find some truly special hotties that really drive men absolutely insane and get them in bikinis to promenade in between rounds. A difference with very much distinction. Girls like Arianny Celeste who exudes the kind of sextastic that you don't just see seventeen times a day, but you sure wish you did.

Catching Arianny on the beach in a bikini is like catching a lightning bug in a bottle. If you really really wanted to have sex with a lightning bug. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness Behind the Scenes of Her 2014 Calendar

One Superfine Bikini Body to Mark Your Days!

It's only August 1 of Lucky '13 and there's already one more amazing thing to look forward to in the coming year -- the 2014 Arianny Celeste bikini calendar.

We do heavily favor skin skin skin on the calendars that serve as our wall decor throughout the years in the Egotastic! regal offices, and that includes some of the finer looking ladies in the teensy tiny bikinis that do so make us blush with excitement each and every first of the month. Arianny Celeste makes me blush, and I don't just get red in the face. File that under TMI.

Check out Arianny Celeste behind the scenes of her 2014 bikini calendar shoot and be sure to pick up a copy of her 2014 calendar on sale starting today!