Because of the holiday last week, we almost, almost missed out on the gloriously hot body of Arianny Celeste and a few of her UFC fight friends showing off their wares in Vegas to promote the middleweight title fight over the weekend. Arianny just kills it any time she strips down to her two piece swimsuits and shows off her ridiculously hot body. She truly is one of my favorite. I’d like to think that makes her smile.
If you happened to check out the UFC fight over the weekend, you’d notice there were a few relatively new faces and amazing bodies among the ring girls in attendance. It’s quite an honor to have. And quite a sight for ogling eyes to witness. I mean, most of our can count to three, but it’s so much much better when you are aided in the round count by supremely hot lady parts barely contained in skimpy bikinis. That’s that new math I think they’re teaching in the schools now. At least, it ought to be. It works. Enjoy.
Well, hello there crazy hot Arianny Celeste. As if the warm weather outside wasn’t enough to signal the official start of summer, how about the wicked hot UFC ring girl in a skimpy bikini, and less, for the must-read Fitness Gurls magazine. Talk about fit, Arianny looks absolutely perfect all over. I should know, I’ve been looking at her all over here for the past twenty minutes in these various must-see bikini photos of the sextastic Latina.
Someday, I’d like to think I could impress Arianny as much as those big strong athletic fighters she gets to see mix it up in the octagon all the time. But, barring that miracle, I’ll have to fall back on my ability to beg and whine. That’s my mixed martial art really. Arianny, I’d love to help you out next time you go bikini shopping. I hold lots of little bags and never complain. I just smile dumbly. You’ll get used to it. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Arianny’s full pictorial spread in Fitness Gurls magazine.)
For all it’s struggles of late, Maxim magazine and their party planners deserve credit for bringing out just one bevy of beauties type gathering for the celebration of their Maxim Hot 100 magazine edition. Naturally, there is much dispute over who makes the list, in what order, and the whole idea of lists at all, especially in an era when ‘listing’ has become synonymous with lowest common denominator content farming on the Internet. Still, who can argue, let alone not drool til parched, over the likes of Arianny Celeste and her boobtastic a’plenty along with peer hotties Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa, Lacey Chabert, Greer Grammer, and more lovely lasses on full pimping display at the party’s red carpet line.
Now, the savvy ogler knows that the girls don’t linger long at these parties. It’s photo op, a few giggles and handshakes, and out the back door to either their next event or back to their pads for cucumber wraps, cold creams, and rest so they look their most stellar the next morning for their busy shooting schedules. That’s why I hang out with the staff in the alleys behind the venues. The best chance to see the girls, and, naturally, to bum some free smokes. That’s my Tuesday night. Enjoy.
Everything is awesome, to quote the Lego Movie, since the invention of social media combined with the inherent need for attention of so many of our most sextastic celebrity hotties. The girls just can’t stop sharing themselves and their hot posing bodies with their fans and Internet audiences. This is perhaps one of the best addictions ever, at least from our ogling standpoint. I can’t imagine it getting even better, yet I know it will.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner flashing her bum, Amanda Bynes back into bikinis, Melissa Joan Hart in a surprising bikini pic, Tara Reid on the beaches of Australia, Arianny Celeste two piece hotness, Aubrey O’Day killer tanning shots, Kaley Cuoco bikini’d up, and much much more. You owe it to the Sun God Ra who first encouraged girls to get outside under Mother Sun to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social candids. Enjoy.
Arianny Celeste never ceases to make us feel the subtle tingle of ten million years of male evolution. I think that’s about the right number. Since rising from the primordial goo, it’s all been leading up to this point, the sight of the wickedly hot UFC ring girl wet in a green bikini along the South Florida shoreline flashing a little toe of the ship of the desert. I’m glad I came along the evolutionary chain when we have eyeballs and gonads and the ability to fully delight in the titillation of just such a hot bikini body vision.
Whatever that special magic is that makes men want to reproduce in the moment, Arianny certainly has it fluttering all about her like pixie dust. Wow. I do so lust her. Even though that passion may never be reciprocated, that makes it no less special or easily ignored in nighttime fantasies. Of which there shall be plenty tonight. Enjoy.
Bikinis, Camel Toe
I’d be lying if I didn’t say UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste made me consider taking up MMA training just to be close to her during the five to ten seconds of time I’d have before being choked out on a regular basis inside the Octagon. Just ever so ridiculously hot. One of our fan favorites most certainly.
Now the sultry hot-bodied round card promenader has shared with us a bunch of previously unseen photos from her 2014 Arianny Celeste calendar shoot. While it is already February, you’d be kidding yourself if you didn’t think that 10.5 months of Arianny Celeste winking at you with her amazingly hot female form was worth a few shekels. She is most definitely one of the ways I mark our passing annum here at Egotastic! Enjoy.
I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention, err, show, the pride of the UFC, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson out at the Hard Rock UFC 168 after party over the weekend. I’m not sure if the mood was dampened just a tad by Anderson Silva gruesomely snapping his lower leg bone in the main event of the evening. But I’m guessing after a couple cocktails and ogling of these ridiculously hot women’s finer assets, the mood got pretty jolly pretty fast.
Heck, if I fractured my own ankle I’d hobble my way over to talk to these girls and ask them for a little kissy kissy before having my bone re-snapped into place. From pain comes pleasure. I might have that backward. Mostly I just want an invite to these parties. Enjoy.