Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift Hot Performances at the UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Fresh off of an appearance at the U.S. Victoria’s Secret Fashion show a year earlier where some of the cattier models said Taylor Swift just couldn’t cut it as a lingerie model, Taylor came back twice as strong showing off in some medium level revealing lingerie items on the runway and performing on stage in London along with mega minxy hottie Ariana Grande in her traditionally tiny little tight two piece performance ensemble. Yes, I used the word ensemble. No, I don’t suddenly have an interest in belts and accessories.

Taylor Swift really did steal the show, coming out onstage with her slender girl buddy Karlie Kloss, the two of whom I imagine deeply entwined in Sapphic lust each evening in Taylor’s $20 million New York condo of quiet climaxes. I’m probably wrong, but I’d prefer to believe I’m right. In either case, these two daily workout partners strutted their hot legs and slender forms down the runway, before Taylor broke into song then later Ariana for a show that was entirely visually pleasing. And that was even before the Angels came out in bras and panties. Quite an evening. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande White Leggy Minxy Hot Angel in London Town

When you’ve got legs like tanned minxy hottie Ariana Grande, you’re not going to let a little chilly London weather get you in trousers, as they say. Nay, miniskirt and tiny top is the answer to Mother Nature’s continuing trick on the people who settled along the River Thames because the climate seemed gentle. By international decree, Ariana Grande really is not allowed to wear much covering clothes in public, lest the gentleman oglers of the world find themselves without her visual wonderments for but one long sad day.

Ariana is in Jolly Old England to help celebrate the Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show U.K. version, where she was performing along with some other musical acts that like lingerie models themselves, might just be better seen than heard. Ariana has a certain look that works, works quite well according to my internal barometer slash happy place and no amount of blustery winds are going to keep her from her sacred exhibitionist rounds. Oh, to rub self-tanner into those legs each evening. That is the dream. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande Uses Tush and Legs to Crack the Christmas Concert Seal

Well, it is mid November so Christmas is like tomorrow or something. Time to crack open the start of Yuletide concert series with our minxy curvaceous feline hottie, Ariana Grande, strutting around the stage for a Very Grammy Christmas performance. The Grammy’s are in February unless I’m mistaken, but I suppose there’s nobody that doesn’t love a good Xmas tie-in for their promotional efforts. And I’m hardly complaining at any opportunity to see my belusted Ariana Grande in her various skin right outfits preening and posing about on stage as she croons what I’m sure is an invaluable addition to the world of classic music.

I’m up for pretty much Ariana Grande anything. Christmas concert in mid-November. Conjugal visits to me in my minimum security penitentiary for what will be described as serial panty drawer raiding. I’m ready for Ariana any time all the time. She doesn’t even have to sing. In fact, I’m going to recommend that. Just those little furry outfits will do fine. Bless you, Ariana. And, naturally, Merry Christmas. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande, Toni Garrn and Uma Thurman Drop the Hottie Bombs at Germany’s Bambi Awards

You’d think the Bambi awards were some kind of adult entertainment achievement ceremony. Maybe that’s just where my wanders. In fact, they are something German given to celebrities for something I don’t quite understand. But they do it every year and big name hotties show up in Germany to perform and walk the red carpet and receive awards and smile. I’m guessing half the people walking the carpet have no idea what the award show is either. No matter, looking super sextastic, wave, and blush and say thank you a lot. That’s really all you need as an alluring woman to make it through most situations.

Toni Garnn looked sextacular in her cleavy gown while Ariana Grande did her typically coquettish flirty cat routine on the stage and Uma Thurman just strutted and preened like everybody’s super hot mom. I’d call that a successful evening. That’s how I imagine Sunday Night Football to be in the home of my dreams. Thanks, Toni Garrn, I would like some more Velveeta cheese dip, yes. Oh, that would be magical. So many crazy passion inducing women, so little time. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Booty and Boobtastic Steal the MTV European Music Awards

You can only imagine the craptastic aural sensations emanating from the European version of the MTV Music Awards in Scotland over the weekend. Take all the horrible music of MTV America and multiple it by the further horridness that is Euro pop and you have some idea of the google times infinity levels of musical travesty. On the other hand, well, with lousy music comes hot women. It’s sort of axiomatic.

And those ladies showed up to flaunt, present, and perform at the awards show including Nicki Minaj, all curvy crazy, Ariana Grande looking her tushie finest in her show get up, Jordan Dunn, just superbly cleavetastic, and Charli XCX strutting her brunette hottie stuff. It’s a show about music, but if you turn the volume down and just focus on the amazingly hot looking ladies, it’s more than tolerable. But seriously, don’t turn the volume up or your brain will turn to a combination of strained peas and clotted cream. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Goes Electric Short Skirt for Your Glow in the Dark Sextastic Leggy Needs

Ariana Grande took to the stage of the CMA Awards last night in her typically hot body revealing outfit, only she added some high voltage lighting to the exhibitionist ensemble, ensuring that every eye even in Vegas was peeping toward her headlights.

Ariana Grande has made that full transition from child actress to grow’d up 20-something pretend diva pop star honeypot. It’s not as easy as it sounds, but it sure is lucrative. And eye-opening for us gentlemen oglers who have the chance to Ariana routinely showing off her minxy tight little body, legs, booty, and cleavage these days. Adding lights is a nice effect, but I think were we together I’d quickly pull the plug on the dramatic effects and get down to the begging to get all up in her 60-watts. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Bare Midriff In Sweats for Our Post-Coital Dress Down Times

Look, there are going to be times when Ariana Grande isn’t all dolled up and concert ready. Down times like in between gigs, after photoshoots, or when mopping up the exhaustive sweat of our four to five minutes of passionate man-woman embraces when she’s just going to be in sweats and a bare midriff tank top. It’s nice to know my little virtual minx can carry this look off with sextastic ease as well.

Ariana Grande really has invaded my libidinal grey matter something fierce of late. She’s not nearly as obvious as say a Miley or Nicki, but she’s managed to still be a big time curvy body revealer letting her legs and starting to reveal killer cleave and booty upskirts do the talking. Depending on my mood, I kind of like the sneak attack type tingling of the bobos. Ariana, you vex me. If you felt half as strongly about me as I do about you, we’d be doing naughty things on top of a tall building right now. Enjoy.