Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It's not exactly as if I'm perusing Nick shows during 'tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider's scoop.
At this weekend's Kids' Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let's be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we'd be in a shitload of trouble.
Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she's happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can't ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her 'hot), Ariana Grande, Heidi Klum, Victoria Justice, Ashley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with 'just discovered their naughty side' made for a fun evening. Enjoy.
Egotastic
Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy