Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy Flashing Legs at ‘Sam and Cat’ Premiere in London

You may not be a fan of Nickelodeon teen shows iCarly and Victorious, but many of you are probably more excited about the spin-off from those series, Sam and Cat, which will feature hottie starlet former sidekicks, Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy now front and center in the spotlight of their own new show. And you probably still won't watch the show, but the promotional events around it will mean much more public exhibition of Ariana and Jennette, which is a very good thing.

First stop, London, for the premiere of their new show and a time to show off their legs on the red carpet. For those of you who have been pining over these two lustable scamps for some time now, this is a very good omen of things to come. Sure, Nick will keep them on a pretty type showy leash, but fame has a way of bringing out the sextastic moments in a young woman. We are very excited about the near future. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Cheerleader Goodness for Grande Fantasies

I'm not exactly sure what is going to happen to many of your deeply devoted Ariana Grande fans when you see the plucky red in a cheerleader costume performing in Prospect Park in N.Y.C., but I can tell you what happened to me. First, like Bruce Banner, I tried to lock myself in a smash-proof safe keep. That failed as the beast within an not be contained. Then, I moved on to a succession of six increasingly cold showers. To no avail. Finally, I took a Rorschach test where I identified every single ink blot as a picture of myself and Ariana Grande entwined in a mating dance so intense and sweaty, that paramedics responded to the scene without ever being called.

Maybe you had a different reaction. But I'm guessing it was somewhat similar. Enjoy. 

Ariana Grande Sparkles My Mind in Red in Concert (God, I Want to Explore Her Grandes)

Granted, to see Ariana Grande this weekend in concert, you had to endure a Justin Bieber concert in Atlanta, as Ariana was one of his opening acts. Is it worth it? Well, it is if you have a photographer willing to do that on your behalf. I'd never want to get in the game of would you suffer through a Justin Bieber concert to get 'blank'. It's far too scary a proposition.

But far less scary and far more hot in sparkly red was Ariana Grande, I know a favorite belusted hottie for many of you who just find her combination looks, body, smile, and special 'it' factor to be making your other 'it' very very happy. In summary, didn't have to hear or see a single bit of Justin Bieber, get to see Ariana Grande, win-win. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Stretch Pants Covered Booty

I can't tell if Ariana Grande and her stretch pants are sparkling, of if that's just my libido adding some photo effects to my optical sensors to heighten the experience. It might be both.

I know so many of you, not unlike myself, have a thing thing for this little reddish-topped minxy TV starlet. So the chance to see Ariana in skin tights bustling through the airport, well, I was happier than a TSA agent finding a twenty dollar bill loose in somebody's jacket. I so badly want to screen Ariana for foreign objects. And if I find none, offer up some of my own.

Ariana, call me, we could do horrible things to each other. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Radio Disney Music Awards

I know you're dying to know who won the big prizes at the Radio Disney Music Awards. Sadly, I have no clue. But I'm sure it's some truly talented musical artists. What I did note was the return of some former Disney starlets, and the rise of the next gen starlets, gracing the red carpet of the young persons aged award show.

While I'm still digesting rumors that Selena Gomez returned to the arms of Justin Bieber, I can not deny my unyielding affection for her Latina confections, evidenced again on the red carpet. Along with Ariana Grande, Bella Thorne, and Denise Richards who showed up like the hot mom who arrives at the party only to make it better, it was quite a show. Though not the musical aspect, which we didn't even dare to absorb. Enjoy.

J-Woww’s Boobs Try to Save MTV Movie Awards

I actually had fun a couple years back now at the MTV Movie Awards with our friend Tila Tequila. The show had already dropped to unwatchable standards at that point, but it was at least fun. Now, everybody who appeared at the show looked like they had been kidnapped and forced to dress up and smile and talk about how much they love so-and-so from some craptastic MTV reality show (assuming so-and-so is still alive, or not in jail).

J-Woww brought her puppies out to play, and they tried to save the evening from the ensuing debacle, but even they along with the hottie likes of Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande could not save the ev evening. The ultimate dilemma for Egotastic! is a sextastic hot teacher stripping off her clothes whilst scratching her nails down a chalkboard. MTV is now way too much chalkboard. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande in a Pink Body Suit for Blue Christmas Balls (Help, I’ve Run Out of Color Puns!)

Well, the strong Ariana Grande contingent among us, and you are a growing and ever-vocal fan base, will probably call this some kind of Christmas miracle, for your belusted Ariana rarely shows much of any skin, and while she is covered in this Jones Crow photoshoot, a pink body suit is nothing to sneeze at (though you may experience other types of bodily convulsions whilst viewing).

All good things come to those who ogle and wait. And a chipper looking Ariana Grande rolling around a bit on the floor, well, that is a good thing indeed. Enjoy.