Anne Vyalitsyna

Nina Agdal, Kate Upton, and Anne Vyalitsyna Heat Up Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Vegas

While the good folks at Sports Illustrated have kept their pictorial booty pretty much under lock and key this go-round, one thing they will not hide are promotional events for the super hotties gracing the pages of the Swimsuit Edition this February, including Nina Agdal, who you know we thought should have been the cover girl, partially because we predicted she would be, and partially because she's just so effin' good looking, Kate Upton, blonde bombshell and hard to say not deserving of another cover, Anne Vyalitsyna, ridiculously sextastic Russian girl toy, and a gaggle of other of our favorite ladies of the two-piece modeling mode.

All in Sin City to promote the magazine that SI really really wants you to buy this year. Hey, they did bring the hot ladies to the party. Something to be said for that, even if they're not really sharing. Enjoy.

You can see all of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition photos currently available on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit official webpage.

Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures Continue Their Sextastic Run in Miami Beach

Anne Vyalitsyna decided to extend her Thanksgiving hot body bikini vacation through the long weekend, or, three more bikinis worth of days, which provided us with even more sweet model body goodness to gawk and leer and finally fill out our applications for the Anne Vyalitsyna fan club.

Apparently, the smoking hot Russian model is now doinking some new dude since she split with Adam Levine, and while we wish we were the one chosen to fulfill her womanly needs, we'll have to settle on the solace that she's back on market in general, and with the beautiful poems we keep writing her rhyming honey with cunny, we may soo fall into her good graces. Enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures Red Hot Under the Florida Sun

We really thought the world was over when ridiculously hot Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna was engaged to that Maroon 5 maroon, but, when the breakup announcement came, we knew that in the very least we would soon be seen a super sextastic cat on the prowl once more, and we have not been let down as Anne hit the beach in Miami over the holiday with a red hot bikini body show.

Of all the model wonderments that come out of Russian, Anne V may just be one of our favorites, especially now that she's back on the market. Though before you get your hopes up to high about banging that hot bikini body between the sheets, ask yourself this, am I a major recording artist or perhaps a business tycoon with a yacht? The ticket to ride might just be a bit pricey. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk and Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures Are Hot, Sweaty, and All-Around Asstastic on South Beach

Irina Shayk and her Eastern European model gal pal, Anne Vyalitsyna, shaked their respective booties along the South Florida coast over the weekend, soaking up the sun, wetting themselves in the very lucky ocean, and essentially reminding leering men near and wide why some women get paid big bucks to look awesome on camera. Those booties are to die for, those bodies are to live for (and make money to afford), an all around show of ridiculously hot, candid, n0 special lighting, no hair, no makeup, model body goodness.

How lucky have the men of Miami been this winter? Just ridiculous what's been going on down there on the beach since last November. Enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna Smoking Hot Behind the Scenes of Her SI Photoshoot (VIDEO)

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There's no doubt that Anne Vyalitsyna mania is sweeping the nation, not to mention many men's jeans, with yet another outstanding pictorial in the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, clearly in our personal Top 3 models from this annum's edition.

And, as hot as her bikini photos are, of course, the outtakes and behind the scenes work is really what takes these pictorials over the sextastic wall. Check out the surprisingly well-spoken Anne V. flashing all kinds of copious skin on the beach during her shoot. It will most definitely make you want to become a photographer of hot half-nekkid women (for those of you who already haven't considered this career option). Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything; 

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna

I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.

We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.

We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate BeckinsaleMalin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.

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