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Anne Vyalitsyna Smoking Hot Behind the Scenes of Her SI Photoshoot (VIDEO)

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There's no doubt that Anne Vyalitsyna mania is sweeping the nation, not to mention many men's jeans, with yet another outstanding pictorial in the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, clearly in our personal Top 3 models from this annum's edition.

And, as hot as her bikini photos are, of course, the outtakes and behind the scenes work is really what takes these pictorials over the sextastic wall. Check out the surprisingly well-spoken Anne V. flashing all kinds of copious skin on the beach during her shoot. It will most definitely make you want to become a photographer of hot half-nekkid women (for those of you who already haven't considered this career option). Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything; 

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna

I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.

We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.

We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate BeckinsaleMalin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna Lingerie Photoshoot Just Makes Us Even More Jealous of That Maroon 5 Dude

When we were asked in third grade what we wanted to be when we grew up, the usual chorus of sports star, astronaut, and night manager of a Taco Bell came up from my class (let's be real, at least the kids who named the latter went on to achieve their dreams). I said I wanted to be a women's clothing department dressing room cleanup guy. I also went on to achieve my dream, though in a more amateur and law evading type sense. If I could go back and change my answer, I'd definitely swap out for rock star. Nobody, but nobody gets hotter tail than dudes in bands. 

Case in point, Adam Levine and his monumental score of Russian uber-hottie, Anne Vyalitsyna, Anne V as she's going by these days for us pronunciation-ally challenged. Just look at this sextastic young model in her lingerie photoshoot for Dinnigan silky things and tell me that being an astronaut in any way shape or form compares with tapping Anne's moons like an autumnal ripened maple tree thrice daily. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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The world's hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you'll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it's hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Anne Vyalitsyna Sexy Pictures Deliver the Tush

And you thought Jack magazine offers up some double-entendre. Try TUSH magazine, where we find the ridiculously sexy model Anne Vyalitsyna getting all kinds of almost nekkid, providing almost perfection with flashes of her ridiculously hot body. I try not to get jealous of the lucky bastard boyfriends of these supermodels, but, boy, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 sure found ten life's share of leprechauns to earn a spot in bed with this sexy number. Okay, so, yeah, a bit of the green-eyed monster here. But, bejesus, just gander that sexy body for a few moments, or four hours straight without blinking as I have here. Unfair. And, enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna, Girlfriend of Adam Levin from Maroon 5, Flashing the Nipples Through Her Bra

 

It just seems so unfair that you get to be a rock star and get a super hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model girlfriend. I know, the two tend to go hand in hand. But still, spread the wealth. Adam Levine and Anne Vyalitsyna have been flaunting their PDA the past few days filming some type of horrible music video, that will only be less horrible because it features the super hot Anne Vyalitsyna, and only is really worth mentioning because of these Anne Vyalitsyna nipple baring pictures caught on the production of said crappy music video. And, yes, music is now fun again. Enjoy.

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