Egotastic
UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.
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The world's hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.
Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you'll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.
Forget the hourglass, it's hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.
Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar
Anne Vyalitsyna Lingerie Photoshoot Just Makes Us Even More Jealous of That Maroon 5 Dude
When we were asked in third grade what we wanted to be when we grew up, the usual chorus of sports star, astronaut, and night manager of a Taco Bell came up from my class (let's be real, at least the kids who named the latter went on to achieve their dreams). I said I wanted to be a women's clothing department dressing room cleanup guy. I also went on to achieve my dream, though in a more amateur and law evading type sense. If I could go back and change my answer, I'd definitely swap out for rock star. Nobody, but nobody gets hotter tail than dudes in bands.
Case in point, Adam Levine and his monumental score of Russian uber-hottie, Anne Vyalitsyna, Anne V as she's going by these days for us pronunciation-ally challenged. Just look at this sextastic young model in her lingerie photoshoot for Dinnigan silky things and tell me that being an astronaut in any way shape or form compares with tapping Anne's moons like an autumnal ripened maple tree thrice daily. Enjoy.