AnnaSophia Robb

AnnaSophia Robb Showing Way Too Much (Never Enough) Cleavage for Seventeen

Minxy hot AnnaSophia Robb is sadly moved on to the Carrie Diaries, the spinoff of the Sex in the City show you never watched in the first place because you're straight, or busy, or, prefer sitting on a sharpened wooden stick to watching Sarah Jessica Parker do anything. She's probably gone and lost forever into the world of girly television. But that doesn't mean we can't remember the good times, if not the current times, including her promotional cleavetastic spread in Seventeen magazine.

Now, as a rule, Seventeen is one of the magazines I read on the down low. But, really, just for the pictures. Also, yes, I do need to know about peer pressure in the girls' room at school. And on occasion, my periodical diligence is rewarded, like when AnnaSophia exhibits an ample amount of bosom within the pages of the magazine. I think some censor at Seventeen was out of the office the day some of these photos got approved. Thank goodness for that. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party

Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of beautiful young thespianics in their various craptastic melodramas, including the likes of Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb who paraded around the CW Upfront After Party last night and reminded me that menage-a-trois fantasies are just thinking small.

While all hotties who attend these Upfront meetings are restricted to family-friendly dress code, there was no denying the internal sextastic heat these three ladies can't help but deliver whenever their shiny faces, and equally shiny bodies, make a public appearance. Could we someday learn that CW stands for Constant Wanking? Yes, yes we could. Enjoy.

Sarah Jessica Parker Eyeballs AnnaSophia Robb on Set of ‘The Carrie Diaries’

Perhaps checking out her competition, or just lending a curious eye to the proceedings, Sarah Jessica Parker showed up to the set of The Carrie Diaries the prequel to the Sex in the City series now filming in New York, and starring the delicious AnnaSophia Robb in the lead role of Carrie Bradshaw.

And how did the younger, prettier actress, AnnaSophia, handle the stare down from the role's more famous, gaunt, style-maven? With great aplomb, and a sugar cube, which seemed to appease Sarah Jessica, who trotted away from the set with a content bray. 

The Beach is Back

AnnaSophia Robb bikini vacation pictures. (Celebuzz)

Sofia Vergara reaches the big O. (FoxNews)

Jessica Alba looks pretty damn alluring. (SocialiteLife)

Kim Kardashian cleavy workout. (GossipCenter)

What happens when girls are by themselves. (CollegeHumor)

Jasmine Waltz sex tape about to surface! (TMZ)

Amanda Seyfried gets a little wet. (DrunkenStepfather)

Paddled

AnnaSophia Robb goes surfing in a little bikini. (Celebuzz)

Captain America hottie, Hayley Atwell. (HuffPo)

Is Jennifer Aniston taking it all off or not? (FoxNews)

Selena Gomez spreads her hotness on the other side of the Atlantic. (Celebuzz)

Glee stars, Heather Morris and Naya Rivera, kissing. (GossipCop)

Ladies with big, bouncy... personalities. (TheChive)

Olivia Wilde works up a sweat. (GossipCenter)

Brooklyn Decker and Taylor Swift Lead List of Sexy Sweethearts at Country Music Awards

What I know about Country Music can be summed up in one short statement: I once got high with Willie Nelson. Well, on his tour bus. Well, a bus on his tour. And maybe it was tequila shots and not weed. Stories have a way of growing over time. But, to really sum it up, I don't know jack about Country Music. However, anywhere sexy celebrities go, I will follow. And, man oh man did they head out to Vegas by the hotness droves for the Country Music Awards this past weekend.

Brooklyn Decker, who's Country music connection I don't get, but glad she made the trip and packed that rack-fitting dress, Taylor Swift looked hot, if you're into Taylor Swift (as I am, in the dark recesses of my mind), Julianne Hough, who can steal a show her own hotself, Carrie Underwood who decks out like nobody's business, Nicole Kidman, who married into country, Miranda Lambert, a newcomer whose funbags are undeniably Grand Ole Opry ready, and AnnaSophia Robb, who is just everywhere these days pimping her surfer movie, and I'm glad she is. Enjoy.

Amber Lancaster Leads List of Ocean-Bound Hotties at Soul Surfer Premiere

True, but sad story. I've been surfing once in my life. Once. I got stung by a jellyfish five minutes into my paddle out, I winced and cried like a baby, some dude pissed on my arm, and my girlfriend dumped me the next day. Needless to say, I love surfing!

The Soul Surfer premiere last night brought out some super hotties to support the inspirational story of Bethany Hamilton, who got her arm ripped off by an actual real beast of the see, and still found the cajones to get back out there and ride the waves once more. Jesus, she puts me to shame. And, she's hot by the way (see below). But to last night, I was entranced by the likes of Amber Lancaster, AnnaSophia Robb (who plays Hamilton in the movie), Carrie Underwood, and Hilary Duff. Quite a gaggle of blonde betties. Enjoy.

Here's Bethany Hamilton, the tough-assed one-armed surfer girl. What did I tell you?

Photo credit: Splash News

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