I’ll tell you what keeps my heart healthy, checking out incredibly hot ladies of the evening. And by that, I mean our finest decked out celebrities hitting the red carpet for galas and good causes as Giada DeLaurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb did last night for the American Heart Association feel good evening.
The ladies all wore red in honor of the cardiac theme for the evening, and man did they each look rather stunning. Pulse-raising if you will. Each of them providing a reason for a racing heart, sweaty palms, and in the good kind of way. I feel better already. Though my blood does seem to be racing to my extremities. I better call a doctor that looks like Giada. Dare to dream. Enjoy.
I’m not sure if we’re seeing padding, or just one of the better Wooty’s in Hollywood, but AnnaSophia Robb continued to flash a round and curvy dumper that has been quite the unexpectedly pleasant surprise at the season two premiere party for The Carrie Diaries. I didn’t even realize season one was over, or had started, but apparently this is so.
I do know that I’d like to use my two hands, possibly my feet, and definitely a feather held between my teeth to scientifically inspect the authenticity of AnnaSophia’s bottomside. I’m either going to be disappointed or amazed, either way, it’s really all about the journey. Enjoy.
Somebody very wise once told me, in every pile of poop there is a nugget of gold. It took me a lot of really messy ventures before I realized this was just a metaphor for finding the silver lining in cloud, which, is also a metaphor I never really understood. But I applied it to New York Fashion Week, a multi-day celebration of people spending tons of money to cover up women’s bodies. At least, that’s how I see fashion. And it could be quite depressing that so many billions of dollars go into making it harder for us to see the true beauty of the fine female form, were it not for the fact that so many fine females actually attend events like New York Fashion Week.
And I couldn’t help but notice this weekend, so many of them were in leather. Now, chaps and spankings fantasies aside, there’s no denying seeing super hotties like AnnaSophia Robb, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Stacy Keibler in leather goods makes me feel like a very horny cowboy. I was going to say happy cowboy, but you’d know I just meant horny. So, check out these gold nuggets of hot tanned cow skin. It almost makes Fashion Week worthwhile.
Just when I thought I may never hear the name Carrie Diaries again, well, I’m looking at a long haul relationship here if AnnaSophia Robb keeps wearing booty hugging outfits on the set of the show. I may find the subject matter of the content not the least bit interesting, but I’m highly interested in the divine keester of this cute blonde minx.
I think this is what you call a conundrum, or some other S.A.T. word that describes being angry at yourself for having a woodie. Enjoy.
So long as anything finds a way to dangle between thine stems, I will not be watching the Sex in the City spinoff, The Carrie Diaries. But that doesn’t mean I can’t engage in a completely non-reciprocatd lust affair with blonde minxy AnnaSophia Robb who plays the lead character in the TV show.
More specifically, with the sweet booty on AnnaSophia, visible beneath her (I’m sure designer and very expensive) body hugging dress on the set of the show. To reiterate, will not watch The Carrie Diaries, will stare endlessly and for hours at AnnaSophia’s bum. I’m pretty sure I’m sticking to that plan. Enjoy.
Carrie Diaries is the spinoff or prequel or something or other to the Sex in the City series that tricked an entire generation of women into believing women can be true friends. There’s little chance I will ever watch this show, at least not until I stop needing a protective cup in my adult softball league. But like so many of these shows by and for the ladies, there are inevitably delicious sights of young lady thespianics to be had. In the case of The Carrie Diaries, that would be AnnaSophia Robb, snapped on set of the show getting handsy and goofy with co-star Lindsey Gort.
Now, anytime anywhere girls start grabbing each other’s booty and climbing all over each other, our little bat signal deploys and we’re on the job. I don’t care if it’s an angry feminist protest or a silly TV designed to sell clothes and makeup. It’s our duty to show you that booty. We are on the front lines showing you the behinds. That’s all I got. Enjoy.
Now, you know that everything I know about country music can be summed up in a song called, ‘Boy Didn’t Know Shit About Country (So Everybody Called Him Linda)’ I really don’t know jack. But I do know that the whole country music scenes brings in some serious hotties, many of who showed up last night at the 2013 CMT Awards to see and be seen. Also heard I suppose.
Taylor Swift shocked the audience by not wearing a sundress made for a twelve-year old, but rather, a rather grown up looking gown, Carrie Underwood remains a highly underrated piece of allure, Kristen Bell showed up to show off her new MILFy self, AnnaSophia Robb is ever glowing with sextastic, and Kellie Pickler put on a cleavetastic show much fitting the world of country music. All in all, the perfect combo of twang and ta-ta’s. Enjoy.