bill-swift - July 27, 2013
Carrie Diaries is the spinoff or prequel or something or other to the Sex in the City series that tricked an entire generation of women into believing women can be true friends. There's little chance I will ever watch this show, at least not until I stop needing a protective cup in my adult softball league. But like so many of these shows by and for the ladies, there are inevitably delicious sights of young lady thespianics to be had. In the case of The Carrie Diaries, that would be AnnaSophia Robb, snapped on set of the show getting handsy and goofy with co-star Lindsey Gort.
Now, anytime anywhere girls start grabbing each other's booty and climbing all over each other, our little bat signal deploys and we're on the job. I don't care if it's an angry feminist protest or a silly TV designed to sell clothes and makeup. It's our duty to show you that booty. We are on the front lines showing you the behinds. That's all I got. Enjoy.