Anja Rubik

Miranda Kerr Bare Butt Flashing, Anja Rubik and Karlie Kloss Topless, in Vogue Spain Tribute to Hot Supermodels

 

Oh, happy days. Dias de much feliz. As some of the most sextastic ladies in Hottieville appear quite unclothed in a dazzling pictorial ode to supermodels in Vogue Spain.

We start off with the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr flashing her bare MILFtastic buns, and move quickly on to Izabel Goulart looking all kinds of wicked hot, Polish supermodel Anja Rubik topless and lust inducing, and Windy City born Karlie Kloss flashing her funbags, among other heavenly treats in this truly thanksgiving worthy visual feast.

Sometimes, life can get complicated and overwhelming. But you look at the horn o' plenty hotties in this lineup and you realize just how simple it all is. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel and Anja Rubik Topless in W Magazine

 

As you know, each month, my postman, the recently probated Mr. Tompkins-Daffney, delivers a set of women's magazines to the front doormat of my pied-à-terre and I must suffer the slings and arrows of the local 'tween boy gang who mock me as I retrieve my girly-for-girls periodicals from my stoop. It may be time for me to lose my dragon kimono and step up to some sweats.

Either way, for all the silly woman-kind craptastic filling the pages of these ladies-pimping-ladies-shizz journals, occasionally, there are wonderful visual delights, often artsy, often fashiony, but in some cases, quite revealing and delicious, as is the case in this month's W magazine, featuring a row of supermodels, some without tops on, including our heavily desired Candice Swanepoel and supermodel Anja Rubik.

Oh, sure, it's a lot of highfalutin nonsense to work around, but for topless Candice, you must work around. And, enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

Anja Rubik Topless Pictures Strike a Pose We Care About in French Vogue

 

For those who don't follow European high fashion and shmata industry magazines, Anja Rubik is a famous and very highly paid Polish born supermodel who tends to cover lots of major style magazines. And, she has no problem getting uncovered for these magazine covers, as Anja does in the current month's edition of Vogue France, where the statuesque blonde makes a fashion statement by doing the one thing we here care about, flashing her nekkid top and bare boobtastic for a wonderful show of feminine virtuosity.  

European women have much to teach the world, one blessedly bare boobtastic at a time. Enjoy.

Cuckoo’s Nest

Catherine Zeta Jones is back to her sexy self. (Celebuzz)

Kate Middleton and her royally cute sister. (TMZ)

Sofia Vergara hot, new swimsuit commercial. (HuffPo)

Anja Rubik overwhelming in underwear. (DrunkenStepfather)

Nothing fancy. Just lots and lots of asstastic. (TheChive)

Karina Smirnoff and Petra Nemcova double-team. (Celebslam)

Rachel Bilson takes off her training wheels. (Popoholic)

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