Egotastic
I must admit, we often overreact here when some of our favorite celebrity hotties prepare to tie the knot and we feel like we're losing a family member almost, I mean, until the torrid extra-marital affairs we have planned kick in.
But with news yesterday, and an engagement ring flashing leaving her hotel, that Angelina Jolie was finally engaged to be married to Brad Pitt, we didn't feel like we thought we would. Perhaps it's because they've been together for like ten years, perhaps it's that nonsense slash pure genius on Brad's part to announce that he'd not marry a woman until marriage laws applied evenly to all members of the village, or perhaps it's the 18 birthed and adopted kids that stream behind the couple as they travel around the world watching mom make importantly boring movies, but we're just not feeling it.
Maybe we'll perk up when Angelina runs to the bathroom to barf out the wedding cake before it counts as calories. We shall see. Enjoy.
Angelina Jolie Boobtastic Tribute to a Woman With Not Soon Forgotten Amazing Funbags
As you may have heard by now, Angelina Jolie went public with news that she had a preventative double mastectomy to nip her highly likely genetically-sealed chances for breast cancer right in the buds. We applaud Angelina for her public discussion of her personal medical condition as nobody, but nobody, loves healthy boobs more than the Egotastic! family. Let's keep them that way for all women, as much as humanly possible.
However, we are not without tribute to our fallen brave soldiers here, so, without further ado, while we may never see them again, we can still wade into the treasures of the pleasure chest that was Angelina Jolie's faptastic funbags. Enjoy.