Egotastic
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you were in a band you'd get all the hot girls and everybody kind of laughed at you but then it turned out to be totally true? Yeah, well I remember trying to play guitar, bass, drums, sax, harmonica, and even down to tambourine and finally just me and the triangle with which I could almost count a beat. Nada. Nobody would let me in their stupid band.
Had I been successful, perhaps I could have had sexy celebrities lining up by the line-ful to come see me perform, like Coldplay did last night in L.A. that brought out a bevy of babes, including Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle, Amber Lancaster, Kate Bosworth and a bunch of other sexy-butted Hollywood girls I'm just too jealous too mention. Enjoy.
Lead photo credit: X17.com
Battle of the Sextastic Stems: Jessica Gomes Legs It Out Against Amber Lancaster
It has come to my attention that some of you gentleman oglers out there do really take pride in your perusal of the lower limbs of the hot celebrities we cover, so we endeavor to bring you more summer time supple leg sightings, and perhaps even pit two vs. two of the higher order bottom appendages.
Take for example S.I. swimsuit model Jessica Gomes, yet another sweet bodied bit of hotness transplanted from Down Under to the shores of the U.S., in leather shorts, strutting the walkways of Miami Beach and flashing all kind of lickable leggy attitude, taking on R.J. Berger hottie and former NFL cheerleader, Amber Lancaster, leaving an L.A. hotspot and flashing some Nair-done well legs of her own.
How'd you like to be entwined in scissor kisses from these lovely legged ladies? I'm going to put my answer down as a drooling, 'Yes, please, squeeze me to death.' Enjoy.