Egotastic
True, but sad story. I've been surfing once in my life. Once. I got stung by a jellyfish five minutes into my paddle out, I winced and cried like a baby, some dude pissed on my arm, and my girlfriend dumped me the next day. Needless to say, I love surfing!
The Soul Surfer premiere last night brought out some super hotties to support the inspirational story of Bethany Hamilton, who got her arm ripped off by an actual real beast of the see, and still found the cajones to get back out there and ride the waves once more. Jesus, she puts me to shame. And, she's hot by the way (see below). But to last night, I was entranced by the likes of Amber Lancaster, AnnaSophia Robb (who plays Hamilton in the movie), Carrie Underwood, and Hilary Duff. Quite a gaggle of blonde betties. Enjoy.
Here's Bethany Hamilton, the tough-assed one-armed surfer girl. What did I tell you?
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Miranda Kerr Is Back! And Leading A Convention of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret Party
Bless this glorious day. The queen hath returned.
Miranda Kerr, arguably (by me included) one of the hottest women on the face of this spinning gaseous mass we call home, has returned from her sequester from hottieville by reason of pregnancy by cad. But, today, let bygones be bygones. Too much ogle happiness. Too many dreams left unfulfilled now re-fulfilled with the potential of future awesome from Miranda Kerr, who looked uber-hot in her valiant sextastic return for the Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog launch party.
Once my drooleth done stoppeth from staring catatonic at Miranda Kerr, it was hard not to do some further and heavy leering at some of the other sexy celebrities strutting the pink carpet, including Victoria's Secret angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel, not to mention super hottie models Kate Upton, Joanna Krupa, and Kim Kardashian (c'mon, her androidal body is hot).
A collection of sexy like this only comes around once in a while. Enjoy.
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