Egotastic
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we set about to arouse. As, thankfully, several of our most favorite sextastic celebrities to this very week by means of their own bodies, their own hands, and their own Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook accounts. How could we possibly cover the hotness of celebrities without their own vanity providing such vaunted assistance? Well, we could, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka and her ridiculous bikini body, Kendall Jenner showing she's the next gen bikini to watch, Irina Shayk flashing her own cleavy pic, Rihanna eating a pickle, go figure, Sasha Cohen bikini showing off herself, Sofia Vergara wicked hot booty, a Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini throwback, and much much more. You owe it to the retiring Pope Benedict to check out each and every one of these self-published wonderments.
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Aly Michalka Flashes Grown Up Cleavage for a Good Cause
A bunch of celebrities spent time over the weekend supporting the Race to Erase MS campaign including the big gala honoring the Osbournes. But, more importantly, was the celebrity skin display put on by Aly Michalka, a truly sextastic thespianic we've missed so much around these parts since the cancelation of the should've-been-Emmy-Award-winning Hellcats.
Just watching Aly does those half-scorpion poses in her pleated skirts had me polishing a trophy on her behalf. But, she's been on the down low for the past year or more, a hole in our aching hearts, with now a chance to fill with some glorious cleavage.
Aly, please don't ever go away again. Stay. Linger. Remove more clothing. It's all good. Enjoy.
ALY MICHALKA MORE DANGEROUS THAN A SCORPION IN HELLCATS