Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don’t fear the wrath of Khan. I can’t give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.
(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today’s celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)
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Sisters, incredible sisters. The photos flying around the world wide web are primarily of A.J. Michalka flashing her killer sized gum drops of love in various boudoir selfies. Her sister Aly Michalka makes some ripe old topless bosom appearances as well. I can only take this to mean they might be shooting each other topless, which if I think about this further, probably means me being admitted to the hospital later this evening for severe dehydration due to excessive fapping. So totally worthwhile.
The Michalka sisters are truly an underrated Hollywood hottie sibling pair. Two lovely blonde sisters in their 20′s with amazing racktastics and killer smiles. There’s nothing wrong with that, but from what I can see, so so much right. Here’s to talent that runs in the family, top to bottom, front to back, and most definitely side to side. Enjoy.
A bunch of celebrities spent time over the weekend supporting the Race to Erase MS campaign including the big gala honoring the Osbournes. But, more importantly, was the celebrity skin display put on by Aly Michalka, a truly sextastic thespianic we’ve missed so much around these parts since the cancelation of the should’ve-been-Emmy-Award-winning Hellcats.
Just watching Aly does those half-scorpion poses in her pleated skirts had me polishing a trophy on her behalf. But, she’s been on the down low for the past year or more, a hole in our aching hearts, with now a chance to fill with some glorious cleavage.
Aly, please don’t ever go away again. Stay. Linger. Remove more clothing. It’s all good. Enjoy.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we set about to arouse. As, thankfully, several of our most favorite sextastic celebrities to this very week by means of their own bodies, their own hands, and their own Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook accounts. How could we possibly cover the hotness of celebrities without their own vanity providing such vaunted assistance? Well, we could, but it wouldn’t be nearly as fun.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka and her ridiculous bikini body, Kendall Jenner showing she’s the next gen bikini to watch, Irina Shayk flashing her own cleavy pic, Rihanna eating a pickle, go figure, Sasha Cohen bikini showing off herself, Sofia Vergara wicked hot booty, a Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini throwback, and much much more. You owe it to the retiring Pope Benedict to check out each and every one of these self-published wonderments.
Will these hot celebrities ever get tired of shooting themselves and sharing their good-lookingness with the whole world? I hope not. I expect not. And, in short, no. If anybody recognizes the value of sextastic, it’s those blessed to be making a living from being born with it. So share it they shall.
These week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a whole series of bikini clad self-pic hotties such as Imogen Thomas, Paris Hilton, Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood, as well as some in-depth cleavage from Elizabeth Gillies and Ariana Grande and, oh, so much more. You owe it to yourself, as a person who keeps up with the news of the days, to news yourself into a blissful state with the entire gallery of self-published hotties. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can’t get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo’ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.
Vanity isn’t just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it’s now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say ‘Damn, I’m fine, the world needs to see some of this.’ Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects — themselves — which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.
This week’s sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.