Ally Michalka Steals THQ Launch Event with the Killer Body; Lindsay Lohan Looks Half in the Bag

I'm not sure if Lindsay Lohan was actually invited to this THQ video game launch party or if she just staggered in snookered to all heck, but she sure did look like she took some horse tranquilizers before hitting the party that was otherwise hottie highlighted by Aly Michalka, whose body I'd kill many innocents to possess, five minutes should suffice, and Audrina Patridge, whose main job skill is looking amazing in a bikini (and the occasional evening wear) which admirably she does quite well.

Still, somebody really should have called security, you wait to long on these things you just might find Lindsay making out with her mom again. Enjoy.