Egotastic
For many of you, Alison Haislip became a fap d'jour about the time five years ago she joined the hot-nerd army over at G4 as an occasional correspondent and guest host. But, for those of you fortunately unfortunate enough to have seen Alison's earlier film work in the critically unacclaimed Blockbuster bottom-shelver, Hotties, from 2004, then you missed a solid four year run of virtually undressing Alison Haislip in your mind's private after-show parties.
And, now this. Oh, happy days. Thank you to EgoReader 'Bill J.' who filled our hearts with lust this morning courtesy of this 2005 Pop magazine covered topless photo pictorial of Alison Haislip looking all kinds of nerdy magically hot. Let' not forget that before this blonde Jersey girl was making a name for herself among the fanboy community, she was cutting her teeth on the mean streets of 'trying to make it in Hollywood' and that inevitably means some sexy photoshoots you don't necessarily tell grandma about. Unless it's my grandma, then she's the one with the camera helping me lure the young ladies into my basement studio. Thanks, Gramms. And thank you, Alison Haislip. Enjoy.
Alison Haislip In Her Bra and Panties for a Little ‘Bad Sex’
While we'd like to say that our feelings for Alison Haislip are all of a gentlemanly nature, until such things as sloppy sweaty love making in a vat of creamed potatoes is rightfully considered gentlemanly, let's just say that our thoughts of Alison verge on the illicit.
And she's not helping mitigate these feelings either. What with her appearance in her sexy under-bits in the Taryn Southern comedic music video, 'Bad Sex', while brief, it's enough of Alison in her skivvies flashing her Hollywood hottie body to get us to start peeling the potatoes and warming up a large quantity of milk for our future passionate encounter. Enjoy.
See the 'Bad Sex' music video »