FANBOY ALERT: Alison Haislip In Her Undies Might Just Kill You

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You know we appreciate each and every one of our geekdom community living in the basement of their parents home now a good decade past high school graduation. And, we know how much you fanboys dig and desire your Attack of the Show hotties, starting with Olivia Munn and leading up to the sexy bouncy Alison Haislip, but we must express our concern for both your excessive use of Costco generic hand lotion and also not coming up for dinner when mom calls, yelling up that your busy working on your 'special project'. There is more to life than afternoon delights with your favorite virtual girlfriends. Though, not much more, and, if you had to pick one, Alison Haislip looking all kinds of nerdy sexy in the latest 'Me in My Place' photoshoot from Esquire is not a bad pick at all. You two will be so happy together on your virtual desert island making many virtual babies. Just remember to clean your game console before guests come over. Enjoy.