Aimee Teegarden

Aimee Teegarden and Her Wet-Suited Boobtastic Urge You To Heal The Ocean

Oh, I could explain the specific message young hottie chesty thespianic Aimee Teegarden is promoting on behalf of environmental group, Oceana. I could go into krill count detail, but with Aimee Teegarden in a wet and body-sticking wet suit and bikini bottoms riding a surfboard that surely must be creating its own sex wax, does it really matter? You are compelled by the power of hotness to do her bidding, resistance would be futile, and, if you were forced to stand up to resist, probably embarrassing as well at the moment. So, be kind to your seven seas.

We've missed Aimee Teegarden like a baby misses his pacifier. In fact, we miss her in very similar fashion. Enjoy.

Aimee Teegarden Hits ‘Beneath the Darkness’ Premiere, Reminds Us Why We Lust Her

Okay, so this is pretty tame, but when we saw Aimee Teegarden at the film premiere for Beneath the Darkness, we realized we almost never see her around anymore. The cutie-hottie from Friday Night Lights bubbling teen boobtastic fame simply is hard to find out in public these days. And, well, we miss her dammit.

Aimee, come on back. With less clothes. Enjoy.

Christina Milian vs. Aimee Teegarden in Vegas Party Pimping Match

As you know, a solid chunk of Tinsel Town hotties head to Vegas each weekend to serve as paid pimpstresses for various clubs and casinos at an assortment of parties sponsored by liquor companies or watch companies or companies selling stuff I know I can't afford. But, that's Vegas.

This weekend was a fierce and unexpected showdown between the Christina Milian, sultry hottie who brought all types of boobtastic to bear and bare at her event at the Palazzo, while the more demure, but ridiculously sextastic Aimee Teegarden, the prime deposit in many a tug vault, flashed a hint of skin and an award winning smile in order to bring the Sin City swagger in her direction. Who was the ultimate pimpstress?

Personally, I'd pay to pull the lever on either slot. Enjoy.

Aimee Teegarden Bikini Pictures for Your Friday Night Sites

Lust me some Teegarden.

The young actress took to the beaches of Miami yesterday where she laid out a delightful bit of bikini pictures sightseeing for beach going oglers. Aimee Teegarden is most definitely an underrated everything in Hollywood circles, including a quite hot and buxom thespian who ought to be cast in more risque roles this very second. We must see more. Enjoy.

The Best of the Sexy at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards

I'll say this for last night's MTV Movie Awards -- they brought out the hotties. I mean, they didn't let anyone get within 1,000 feet of the big stars, and kept pushing their sorry-sap teen drama queens from unknown shows on the public in a promotional display, but in the back somewhere, through a secret entrance, they were guiding in the uber-sextastic, the likes of Selena Gomez, Brooklyn Decker, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and many many more to glam it up for five minutes of posing before being whisked back to their VIP suite and their handlers. Hey, even hottie Blake Lively made a highly guarded (I mean, seriously, guarded) appearance, despite her current controversies. At the end of the day, despite having to deal with the MTV craptastic machine, it does make it all worthwhile. Enjoy.


Justin Timberlake Grabs Mila Kunis' Boobs at the MTV Movie AwardsAward show postscript: whoa, if you've never had reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake before, you know, for banging Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel, how about this full on boob-grab of super sexy Mila Kunis at the award show last night. It's almost too much, I mean, for somebody other than me to get to do. So unfair.


Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike B' who alerted us to this Amber Lancaster twitpic from behind the GIbson Amphitheater where the RJ Berger cheerleader seems to be flashing something very close to a nipple slip, very close.

Aimee Teegarden Ladys Out Her Cleavetastic Garden for Men’s Health

The elusively hot Aimee Teegarden from Friday Night Lights made a rare, but beautiful boobtastic appearance in the current edition of Men's Health magazine, where the underrated sexy celeb flashed her own quite well-worked body to inspire men in gyms everywhere to perform one more squat, one more thrust, and one more embarrassing incident for those dudes who insist on wearing bike shorts on all occasions. I wish we saw more of Aimee Teegarden, much more, as she's one of the young, dark horses in Hottieville who I think could really stun the ogling world if she just put herself out there a little more, wearing a little less. Enjoy.

Prom The Movie Brings Out Prom the Hotties

Sadly, various and sundry silly state laws kept me 300 feet away from the El Capitan theater last night for the red carpet premiere of Prom, the movie. You know, because Prom, the real life experience just wasn't enough (I think I'm actually still hungover from prom and, without dating myself, let's just say I was tripping the Holiday Inn ballroom lights fantastic in another millennium.)

Nevertheless, the Prom actresses and little hottie friends showed up in droves for the premiere, including the film's star, Aimee Teegarden (hawt), underrated hottie and RJ Berger cheerleader, Amber Lancaster, Kendall Jenner, a real life h.s. cheerleader who we remain determined to rescue from the Kardashian Family compound, and Debby Ryan, who you fans of Zack and Cody probably are lust crushing on big time, especially now that she's getting all grow'd up big time. Enjoy.

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