When Reese shows cleavage, you know it’s a big night.
Now, we’re not exactly sure why our little bubbly blonde thespianic hottie Reese Witherspoon refused to remove her hands from her hips last night at the Hollywood premiere of her film, This Means Wars, but we are quite certain that we can adjust our Reese-fantasies to include some boot knocking with Reese maintaining her rigid pose. We can be flexible as the situation dictates.
Joining Reese Witherspoon in the hotness parade were now suspiciously and suddenly pregnant Kristin Cavallari (still looking hot by the way), Abigail Spencer, and the very underrated Sophia Bush. Not a bad night for ogling in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Enjoy.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter, our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.
I’m pretty geeked about Cowboys and Aliens this coming weekend. I’m ready to unleash my inner Old West nerd-dom. Seeing Olivia Wilde is definitely part of it. Not to mention the cast of celebrity hotties who came out on the red carpet last night, including the other Olivia, Oliva Munn, the underrated hottie Abigail Spencer (also in the film), Candace Bailey from Attack of the Show, Nina Dobrev who is all over everywhere awesome, and Yvonne Strahovsky, who just makes me want to sign up for Submissive training class to learn how to care for her every hot blonde powerful need. In short, great premiere. Enjoy.