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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Pictures Will Make You Buy Stuff

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bill-swift - March 25, 2011

The collection here is ever growing. Victoria's Secret recently sent me a thank you note for being a truly valued customer. When you get a note like that from a retailer, you know you're buying too much. But what's a poor kid from the sweeping tundra to do when he's spoon fed the unparalleled hotness of Candice Swanepoel pimping silk an lace and tight dresses and looking all kinds of ridiculously hot. Isn't this why men make money in the first place? So, yeah, I'm ordering more, with the hope that if someday, I buy out the entire inventory, Candice Swanepoel will be forced to model nekkid. Enjoy.



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