earl-jonas - June 11, 2019
Snarky songstress Britney Spears has shocked the paparazzi world by accusing MEGA of publishing photoshopped pictures of her recent vacation to Miami Beach. In one set of pics, Spears sports black bikini bottoms and a slinky one-shoulder yellow top, and in the other, she switches out the top for a sexy bright pink number and a sheer coverup.
We would trust MEGA with our lives and seriously doubt that they altered these pictures of Britney Spears. But more importantly, we can't tell what Spears is being critical of in the first place. She dedicates a trio of pics/vids included in her Instagram post (above) to disproving that the body ody ody we're ogling in the MEGA pics is an accurate representation of her current figure. Spears includes the caption:
People always say people or celebrities cheat with their images, but never do they question the papparazzi for selling your pic that they have messed with !!!! This was all done within the same 17 hours !!!!
She also tells her followers:
I look like I’m 40 pounds bigger than I am today. This is how I am right now, and I’m skinny as a needle. You tell me, what is real?
What's real is our everlasting horniness for this sexy woman no matter what her body looks like. Whoever kicked a curvy MILF out of bed for eating crackers? Plus if Spears want to feel better about being caught in unflattering lighting, she can always hit up Kim Kardashian.
Photo Credit: MEGA