elliot-wolf - October 2, 2018
At the end of every Summer, I begin to hear the instrumentals of a very fitting song by Semisonic called Closing Time. But this season, as summer closes up shop until next year, there’s a reason to smile. And that reason is Sarah Hyland. When great weather slowly falls into Winter, I know who I want to take me home. I’m handing Hyland the keys to my heart because I’m besotted with her, and I know the strong feelings of love that I have for her is past the legal limit.
Although I know I should cut myself off, I wouldn’t mind another shot of sweet sweet Sarah. Another still photo of her sounds better than any slippery nipple made by a bartender on a Saturday night. I guess Hyland is one of those things that you can never have too much of. Which is pretty awesome. Because I’m addicted to her. And I would never want to go to rehab for my Hyland habit. The first step, I believe, is admitting that you have a problem. But Sarah in a sedative dress is a solution. Seeing her in person at least once in the summer should be made mandatory for every man like signing up for selective service.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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