Billionaire Barbie Recalls Her Childhood Days As a Simple Tarty Ballerina

Perhaps nobody took Halloween quite as seriously this year as Billionaire Barbie, who took to the costume party circuit like none other, in about seven different looks over the course of the weekend, each a fine lesson in hackneyed dress-up time party girl wardrobe. She hit all the marks at all the events of the All Hallowed Saints Day season, but we decided that her ballerina costume best represented her three day attempt at looking busty, leggy, and flashing just a little of the butt-side we so rarely see from the slender, simple gal with the lazy eye who rolls out of the Hollywood Hills to party, shop, and party some more.

We like to think if you go back far enough, there was a time when Billionaire Barbie had no plans to be famous by way of sex tape or to make drunken driving the international brand of the heiress party girl, but based on reports, you'd probably have to go back to kindergarten at least before she was lifting her skirts and asking for a nickel, okay maybe further back. Enjoy.