Billionaire Barbie Preens for ‘The World According to Paris’ Premiere Party

Are you like me? Have you been hoping and praying that someday Billionaire Barbie would be back on the little screen with her big time life, flaunting her fabulous and solving complex mathematical equations? Well, your humble pleadings have been answered. The World According to Paris is the latest and greatest bit of reality craptastic to hit the airwaves, documenting many nights in Paris and general daytime heiress craziness. In terms of reality, don't expect to see anything too real, like tips on how to stash narcotics in your cooch when the sirens come a'flashing, or the do's and dont's of purchasing Valtrex from Mexican pharmacies online, but you will get a whole lot of hairdos and handbags, and if you're lucky, just a pound and a half of raw rich-girl attitude as the blonde party girl tries to make her way through life with cameras documenting everything but her bowel movements (those shotswill be available separately on Blu-Ray in early 2012). And, of course, I must give it up to Billionaire Barbie who looked like a billion bucks at her premiere party last night. For all her faults, oh, man, there are so many, the girl does clean up nicely. So, do enjoy.