bill-swift - June 18, 2015
Behati Prinsloo isn't just another pretty face. Okay, she is that too. But she's also an international lingerie modeling sensation for the House of Victoria Secret, the dominant ruling clan in the bra and panties war raging around the world. Her body fights the good fight in skimpy little bits of lace and silk.
You know I cried for seven straight days when she contractually and intimately bound herself to Moron Five, but when I was all done with the tears, okay, I ate lots of ice cream and watched Lifetime movie marathons, then I came to realize that no man can own or bottle crazy hot goodness like Behati. She and her righteously hot lady body belong to the world. Granted, you will be arrested if you sneak into her bedroom with that same line of reasoning, but from afar, ogle away. Take it all in and take solace in the fact you'll never have to hear her say, 'You used to do so many romantic things for me.'. Eesh. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret
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