Because You’re Disgusting: Hook, Line, and Stinker Bathroom Fishing Game

There's never an inappropriate time to play a game. After all, you're a grown man. You can decide what to play, whenever and wherever you want to. But does the Hook, Line, and Stinker bathroom fishing game cross the line? You decide.

Essentially, it is what its name implies. It comes with plastic fishing rod, a mat, and some 'fishes.' The goal is to catch as many fishes as possible from the bathroom floor while you're doing a number two. Never mind the potential mess that you might make. Never mind the fact that you'll be smelling fumes from your crap as you attempt to catch another fish or two. And never mind how strange you might look if someone--like your girlfriend--accidentally walks into the bathroom and sees you playing this. Because it's totally not weird. No, not at all.

Get It: $9.99