Audrina Patridge Pictures Perfectly Blend Cleavage and Cocktails

Quick confessional: when I found out The Hills was coming to an end, well, I was so upset I consumed an entire 18-lb deep-fried turkey. Such was the depths of my despondency at perhaps never again seeing Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, or, my beloved, Audrina Patridge, who MTV sent to London to be the 'responsible' one at a promotional event. The sexy Audrina Patrdige promptly got snookered and flashed some of her amazing Orange County cleavage, which, again, made me cry, knowing that it'll likely be a couple years of unemployment for Audrina before I will have the opportunity to stuff some George Washingtons into her garter at a local adult entertainment venue. Enjoy.

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